hedge said:

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Hawk Tuah has been capitalizing on her fame and seems to be rolling in it. Gotta love America, people get rich over the dumbest things here

https://en.as.com/entertainment/the-cunning-way-hawk-tuah-girl-makes-money-n/?outputType=amp

I hate my life

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Her dad must be so proud.

hedge said:

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She'll make a few million off of nothing in less than a year. She could invest that and live off dividends

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She will invest it?? Bro.
She will blow it up on partying and become homeless. Then she will wake up to the fact that no one cares about hawk thoo anymore.

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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Hawk Tuah
Crazy Plane Lady
Cash me Outside girl
Raygun
Tonya Harding
Snooki
Kim K

All have made a fortune doing what came natural to them.

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Don't forget the Friday Friday girl.

infinity ag said:

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hedge said:

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She'll make a few million off of nothing in less than a year. She could invest that and live off dividends

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She will invest it?? Bro.
She will blow it up on partying and become homeless. Then she will wake up to the fact that no one cares about hawk thoo anymore.

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oh you know her personally? Can you get her to hawk tua for me

infinity ag said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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Hawk Tuah
Crazy Plane Lady
Cash me Outside girl
Raygun
Tonya Harding
Snooki
Kim K

All have made a fortune doing what came natural to them.

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Don't forget the Friday Friday girl.

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You know what??? Today's FRIDAY!!




Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7: 45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after wards
I don't want this weekend to end
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

infinity ag said:

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hedge said:

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Hawk Tuah has been capitalizing on her fame and seems to be rolling in it. Gotta love America, people get rich over the dumbest things here

https://en.as.com/entertainment/the-cunning-way-hawk-tuah-girl-makes-money-n/?outputType=amp

I hate my life

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Her dad must be so proud.

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fuzzy?


You don't like mouth hugs?

‘Hawk Tuah’ girl, Haliey Welch, has signed a deal with Kick pic.twitter.com/ElkRnk9jJt

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) October 3, 2024

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

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hedge said:

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She'll make a few million off of nothing in less than a year. She could invest that and live off dividends

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she's also ******ed. you would willingly be ******ed for money?

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He's already himself. At least that way he'd also have money.

Un-Original, just like your basement comments

can't believe they left the 6.9% possibility on the table.

snowaggie said:

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Let an 'old' explain how the monetization of this would have worked out in, say, 1984. This talented young aspirant could have done a tasteful photo shoot at the behest of good 'ol Uncle Hefner. The camera lens would have been vaseline-smeared, and the degree of nudity would have been so slight as to be laughable by today's standards. Then, Bob Guccione may have made his play for the rights to our heroine's unspoilt image, alas, unspoilt no longer, for Uncle Bob's requirements dictated a considerable increase in the salaciousness of the images. His readers would demand it. Finally, if he believed he had any chance at all, Larry Flynt would present his greasy paper bag of cash and speak plainly of anatomical features to be exposed to harsh Klieg lighting. Uncle Larry would promise no harm would ensue from any spontaneous interaction with fellow actors there to help.

A gal had a lot to consider in those days. I'm glad we've evolved to a more wholesome way of doing this.

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Well said.

Kinda surprised many said "oh her life is ruined." She talked to some people and has $$$.

And she's cute and has a great accent to boot. She is 100% in the wife zone now.

She is worldwide. See the tailgate on this truck in Zimbabwe for reference.

fc2112 said:

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And she's cute and has a great accent to boot. She is 100% in the wife zone now.

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what wife are you on now? Because a bj joke offered to a random guy with a camera on a street corner might be the biggest red flag for avoiding a woman Ive ever seen in my life.

How demoralizing is it for all these people on social media trying as hard as they can to get famous and go viral for their 15-min of fame.

This girl stumbles out of a bar drunk and it happens for her.

If you can't make it in America in 2024, that's on you.

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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How demoralizing is it for all these people on social media trying as hard as they can to get famous and go viral for their 15-min of fame.

This girl stumbles out of a bar drunk and it happens for her.

If you can't make it in America in 2024, that's on you.

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Does it happen for her if she's unattractive?

maroon barchetta said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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How demoralizing is it for all these people on social media trying as hard as they can to get famous and go viral for their 15-min of fame.

This girl stumbles out of a bar drunk and it happens for her.

If you can't make it in America in 2024, that's on you.

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Does it happen for her if she's unattractive?

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Crazy plane lady is another example.

Mixes pills and alcohol, gets on a flight and becomes an instant celebrity by accident.

But you right. If Hawk Tuah was a land manatee that threw a chair at the waffle house her 15-minutes might be 5.

justnobody79 said:

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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

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fc2112 said:

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And she's cute and has a great accent to boot. She is 100% in the wife zone now.

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what wife are you on now? Because a bj joke offered to a random guy with a camera on a street corner might be the biggest red flag for avoiding a woman Ive ever seen in my life.

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one man's red flag is another man's green light

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Never heard of that one before!