Yep, I got like that some years ago.

My mother in law got an email like that and freaked out declaring, "I never did these things nor would I!!!"

AgTrip said:

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My mother in law got an email like that and freaked out declaring, "I never did these things nor would I!!!"

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Something a pervert would say

They got me for $2,000 but I was just looking at those sites doing research. I paid and haven't heard anything yet and it's been 7 months.

SeattleAg will forever be known as "My Perverted Friend" from now on.

Soooo....no real change I guess?

Jokes on them. All my family, friends and coworkers know what kind of pervert I am.

I got one of those once

The joke was on them for thinking I cared that much about my reputation and could figure out how to pay in bitcoin

you call me a pervert but have been watching me jerk off.

Get a life

Got a couple like that in my spam awhile back, only not as long-winded. Opened the first because was looking for an email that hadn't shown up. Haven't really needed to jerkoff since I got married, so just deleted it and went on with life. Second one, just trashed right away. Only action I took, knowing there are people that probably can do such stuff, was put tape over the camera.

Yeah I ain't reading all that.

Yep. Just reply "TLDR"

You should respond with:

"Pegasus?"

"Is this a porn site about group protheses?"

Finally found a good sig line!

Should be the closing remark s at texags tailgates.

Ginormus Ag said:

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Jokes on them. All my family, friends and coworkers know what kind of pervert I am.

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Well played…..

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vmiaptetr said:

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Yep. Just reply "TLDR"

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you are free to go back to sniffing farts in Premium any time you like

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I meant reply to the person who sent you the email.

And I only smell Varsity farts.

I have received a similar one, but because my email address is basically my full name they could easily find a pic of my face online to which they attached in original email. Of course misspellings, etc. but I was drunk and replied back with something to the fact, 'you do, oh no!?!? What was I watching. Can you send the link to said video?'

We they ran with it and tried to make an AI image of my face on top of a nude guy, lol. To which then I responded, 'oh please share that. People would be impressed. Especially the 2nd thumb on left hand. '

They kept harassing but my takeaway is maybe I should change my email address so it's not identifying of who I am. This **** is only going to get better and it was kind of creepy.