What's the longest you've been incarcerated? For me it was in 5th grade when a few high school kids decided to shove me into ones garage and hold the door shut go I couldn't get out. I didn't weigh enough to budge those kids, but I was strong enough to kick a hole in the door. Bet Danny's dad wasn't too happy about that!

I think the l and r thing is specifically Japanese. But yes, it's my Japanese derivative.

Poor Uncle Benny

less than 24 hrs

Spent a night in a drunk tank






I deserved it

Been married since '91 - it's a life sentence.