I have a problem, and no one else can help

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Reality Check
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The small produce company I run here in the Valley is by no means a large operation. We work on land inherited from my wife's family, it's just me and a couple of hired hands, and my daughter Ellen and I have been doing all we can to keep it running since her mother passed a few years back. We use a few greenhouses to grow watermelons year-round, and when we head to the field we'll plant our melons in mid-Spring and they're usually ready to harvest and deliver to market by mid-August.

A few months back, I noticed some people who work for one of the major land developers around here snooping on the property. If I'm right, and I usually am, they work for this fellow named Chuck Easterman who has really ravaged our area with heavy-duty oil and gas drilling. Most of the other growers have sold out to him, but his low-ball offer would barely give my daughter and I a chance to relocate. Plus, where would we go? Besides that, this is family land.

Unfortunately, things have started to escalate because the fellows I have relied on these past decades to haul my produce to market have stopped driving for me. One of them reported that they'd been getting threats from Chuck's men down at the Cup a Joe, and I didn't think much of it at first. But one dear friend of mine who took a load ended up getting stopped by Easterman and his men. They beat the crap out of him at gunpoint he was in the hospital for pretty near a week and torched his rig. If I can't get my crop to market, then I'm left with boxes full of rotting melons in a small warehouse sitting next to the Bobcat trailer, some leftover steel from an old project, a box of TNT I used to use for blasting some limestone, and my welding equipment.

Now I know most of you would say get law enforcement involved, but Easterman owns half the county and the sheriff, this pawn of his named Murphy, just came out for about half an hour after Red was attacked and said it was probably illegal immigrants behind the assault and get this -- that it'd ultimately be in my best interest to sell and move on. I've even tried going to the extreme of trying to find some "tough guys" of my own, but that ended up being a dead end at some Asian laundromat.

Should I try to call in the Texas Rangers or the state attorney general's office? I'm really at my last straw and with payroll to meet and the bank to pay back for a loan I took out to get this year's crop planted, well, if I can't sell this season's harvest, I might end up just losing the whole farm anyway.

Any ideas are welcome, and I do thank you in advance.
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Jack Cheese
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Sounds not unlike a problem I've been trying to resolve. My father owns a successful olive oil business. He's getting older and starting to consider his legacy. Anyway, a guy of Turkish descent is demanding that my father loan him money and use his connections to help the Turk establish a drug business in our neighborhood.

Understandably, dad turned him down. But the Turk has paid off the local police chief and coordinated an attempted murder on my father.

What should I do? I'm considering killing the Turk and the corrupt police chief, but my stupid older brother doubts my ability to carry out this task.
An L of an Ag
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Damn, I was gonna say "Sir, this is a Wendy's", but this is next-level!

But seriously, to the OP, that is a bad scenario and I have no idea how I'd handle it.
dabo man
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Will be watching with attention...
The Chicken Ranch
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Find an out of town attorney that has a criminal law background
UTExan
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Local FBI.
Southern District of Texas US Attorney.

What you are describing is organized crime covered under federal RICO statutes. I would seriously carry a firearm when transporting any produce. Nobody except police and public authorities have a right to "stop" you while traveling on a roadway. If you fear for your life, you have a right to defend yourself.
Also have a GoPro or similar video camera to record any interactions.
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
-Havelock Vetinari
aggiebird02
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Talk to a gentleman named Michael Knight at the Foundation for Law and Government (FLAG).

Or… if you can find them, try contacting the A-Team…
maroon barchetta
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EFE got a new username?
The Porkchop Express
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The A-Team are called in to protect a small-time farmer in delivering his produce to the market. Blocking them is the land-hungry Chuck Easterman, who has control of most of the town. They have to fight the clock as the produce slowly starts to rot. In the ensuing battle, Amy loses her brand new car; Face is forced to give up a large percentage of the A-Team's share in the sell of the watermelons to cover it.

Special Guest Star: Stuart Whitman as Chuck Easterman.

The ALF one was funnier.
FIDO*98*
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Post this on the Outdoor board if you want real advice that may be helpful
Athanasius
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You need to hire the best cooler in the business.

AgsMyDude
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Lookout for my boy Tuco, tell him Walter sent you



AggieArchitect04
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This is an amazing story. Maybe you could sell the movie rights and pay off the loan that way.

I'll start thinking of possible casting for this Easterman fella.
IIIHorn
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You should consider cage free tomatoes.


The Dog Lord
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Law enforcement (from elsewhere if need be)
The Press
Cameras on yourself and trucks
Guns

Use the first 3 liberally and the last only if necessary.
Claude!
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I also have a problem I could use your help with.

Where are my keys?
maroon barchetta
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Claude! said:

I also have a problem I could use your help with.

Where are my keys?


Have you looked behind the couch?
fc2112
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Ryan the Temp
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Reality Check said:

The small produce company I run here in the Valley is by no means a large operation. We work on land inherited from my wife's family, it's just me and a couple of hired hands, and my daughter Ellen and I have been doing all we can to keep it running since her mother passed a few years back. We use a few greenhouses to grow watermelons year-round, and when we head to the field we'll plant our melons in mid-Spring and they're usually ready to harvest and deliver to market by mid-August.
I'm impressed that your life changed so drastically in the last month, including the resurrection of your wife.

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/3453687
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So I'm a social worker in Southern California and my wife, who just found out she's expecting our third kiddo, stays pretty busy with my teen daughter and elementary school-aged son.
And even within just the last six days ...

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/3458943
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I came up here to Manhattan a decade or so ago and am basically working in the industry that preceded the tech giants Uber and Lyft.
AggieArchitect04
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Oh noes!!! A reality check indeed.

This poster fancies himself as a bit of a renaissance man.
Ryan the Temp
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AggieArchitect04 said:

Oh noes!!! A reality check indeed.

This poster fancies himself as a bit of a renaissance man.
Or IMDB afficionado
AggieArchitect04
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I thought this one sounded like a Clint Eastwood movie
IIIHorn
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AggieArchitect04 said:

I thought this one sounded like a Clint Eastwood movie


I thought it sounded more like a Peewee Herman movie

Reality Check
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Ryan the Temp said:

AggieArchitect04 said:

Oh noes!!! A reality check indeed.

This poster fancies himself as a bit of a renaissance man.
Or IMDB afficionado


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Reality Check
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IIIHorn said:

AggieArchitect04 said:

I thought this one sounded like a Clint Eastwood movie


I thought it sounded more like a Peewee Herman movie




With no reference to a basement in the Alamo? Not even close.
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Lex
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AggieArchitect04 said:

I thought this one sounded like a Clint Eastwood movie


I thought it sounded a bit dramatic.
fc2112
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B-1 83
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Valley melons in August? You're about 2 months late - all my guys shot for Juneteenth.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
TequilaMockingbird
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Is your name Mr. Majestyk?
IIIHorn
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Reality Check said:

IIIHorn said:

AggieArchitect04 said:

I thought this one sounded like a Clint Eastwood movie


I thought it sounded more like a Peewee Herman movie




With no reference to a basement in the Alamo? Not even close.


Good point



NormanElizabeth
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Valley Mellons



jagsdad
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You're both wrong. Check out MR Majestik, with Charles Bronson. Same plot line except for the oil and gas.
Canyon Lake Agbu94
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What you need is a criminal attorney.
No, I don't give a damn how much money you make. If your last shirt has pockets, take all you can take. I'm goin' out with nothin' like I came in
txags92
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Ryan the Temp said:

Reality Check said:

The small produce company I run here in the Valley is by no means a large operation. We work on land inherited from my wife's family, it's just me and a couple of hired hands, and my daughter Ellen and I have been doing all we can to keep it running since her mother passed a few years back. We use a few greenhouses to grow watermelons year-round, and when we head to the field we'll plant our melons in mid-Spring and they're usually ready to harvest and deliver to market by mid-August.
I'm impressed that your life changed so drastically in the last month, including the resurrection of your wife.

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/3453687
Quote:

So I'm a social worker in Southern California and my wife, who just found out she's expecting our third kiddo, stays pretty busy with my teen daughter and elementary school-aged son.
And even within just the last six days ...

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/3458943
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I came up here to Manhattan a decade or so ago and am basically working in the industry that preceded the tech giants Uber and Lyft.

So would you say he is the hardest working man in the watermelon business?
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