I think I saw a poster today at the HEB. He smiled and waved and tried to make small talk. But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows. If that was you hi.
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How do you know it was a poster?
Because random people don't start talking to you like they know you.
My mother in law does
To you, yes, I'm sure she does. I bet she does know you.
It was good seeing you again.
Agasaurus Tex said:
It was good seeing you again.
I wish it was you. I woulda seen you across the store and ran up to you like a golden retriever.
Lol. I would have bought the golden retriever a beer.
You're too good to me.
Bedtime for me. Take care, my friend.
Love you!
this is nuts. This kid is allowed to be so bad that it can't behave in a store without sugar bribery?!Lex said:
But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows.
I wasn't attempting to speak to you. It was the good-looking blonde standing behind you. Thanks for screwing things up. She was about to acknowledge me and when you butted in she thought I was playing for the other team.Lex said:
I think I saw a poster today at the HEB. He smiled and waved and tried to make small talk. But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows. If that was you hi.
MYB
Al Bula said:this is nuts. This kid is allowed to be so bad that it can't behave in a store without sugar bribery?!Lex said:
But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows.
Positive reinforcement.
The kid now knows that if they act like a shrieking eel, they get treats.
She wasn't bad yet. I had her calm. But she was getting anxious and ready to be out. We avoided the ape*****
Sounds like the kid has you trained pretty well
I won't disagree. I let her say "bad words" like buttcrack and feed her marshmallows. I only have boys. So having girls to spoil is fun.
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?
Philo B 93 said:
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?
You when you see someone you recognize and you light up? That. There's a look. Excitement. Their eyes say,"it's you!"
I see someone from this site pretty often and I'm pretty sure my eyes don't light up.
Well, not being excited to see them is totes different.
Lex said:Philo B 93 said:
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?
You when you see someone you recognize and you light up? That. There's a look. Excitement. Their eyes say,"it's you!"
Sounds like spotting a minor celebrity, like a local weather girl or the second string Aggie quarterback. Pretty cool.
I enjoy when posters see me out and say hi. I just felt bad because O want being a toe.
If I saw Lex at my HEB, I'd run over to her like a Labrador, my tail wagging my whole body.
I do love Labradors.
How do you people know what each other looks like?
I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.
I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.
Another successful texags meatup!
Baron von Bulsh said:
How do you people know what each other looks like?
I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.
The Post A Pic of yourself thread.
We have a selfie thread.
maroon barchetta said:Baron von Bulsh said:
How do you people know what each other looks like?
I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.
The Post A Pic of yourself thread.
The Chicken Ranch said:
If I saw Lex at my HEB, I'd run over to her like a Labrador, my tail wagging my whole body.
But would you mount and hump her like a Labrador?
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