fc2112 said:

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The Porkchop Express said:

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AgEng06 said:

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Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Solid if not so subtle humblebrag post.

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Lol, that's literally all this post is.

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I got off from my aerospace engineer job and took my $40,000 down payment and fantastically high credit score to the Luxury Automobile Dealership to get my bombshell wife a new vehicle. "I'm sorry, sir," the super-model receptionist said as I walked through the doors in my Armani suit, "but you're simply too handsome to come in here, our other customers can't compete with your good looks and surely enormous *****. Can you wait outside? Don't worry, myself and many other females will be there shortly with champagne and a Barco lounger to giggle as you tell us ribald tales of your travels throughout the land."

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Best thing I've read in years, thank you.

But full disclosure - I'm ugly as sin, don't own an Armani suit and I'm hung like a flea.

Otherwise, pretty dead on.

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