Who is Taylor Swift?
Why are people theming parties after him? Is he a football player?

I refuse to allow people to have fun, unless they have my brand of fun.

CDub06 said:

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I refuse to allow people to have fun, unless they have my brand of fun.

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Hey if a bunch of liberal white women who don't know the difference between a touchdown and a home run want to have a party to cheer on a bunch of mostly black athletes who are we to stand in their way?

Taylor Swift

Super Bowl

Parties

I just don't care for Taylor Swift. I don't care for her music, and she's managed to make being a, well, I'll be polite and say serial dater with relationship issues, into being an idol for young girls.

As for the Super Bowl (and all other sporting events), I'm tired of looking for celebrities in the stands. Even if it is someone I like, who cares if they want to watch a game? It's the league trying to steal a little money from their likeness.

jja79 said:

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BaitShack said:

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Have they stopped kneeling for the anthem? It's been a few years since I checked-in.

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Von Miller has been out with injuries much of the the last 2 years so I haven't seen any kneeling.

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So has his girlfriend....

Too soon?

Daaaaaamn.


That was gold star histag right there

My plan is shots of tequila every time the show her at the game.

jetch17 said:

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Daaaaaamn.


That was gold star histag right there

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Brutal

BBRex said:

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I just don't care for Taylor Swift. I don't care for her music, and she's managed to make being a, well, I'll be polite and say serial dater with relationship issues into being an idol for young girls.

As for the Super Bowl (and all other sporting events), I'm tired of looking for celebrities in the stands. Even if it is someone I like, who cares if they want to watch a game? It's the league trying to steal a little money from their likeness.

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I had to look this up, but apparently she has had 12 somewhat serious boyfriends prior to Travis Kelce. That's going all the way back to high school. I don't think that makes her a "serial dater" as you put it. Hell I'm sure plenty of guys went through that many women in college.

As far as being shown at games, we are talking seconds total. During the AFC championship she was shown on screen for a grand total of 44 seconds.

Using 18 yrs old as going back to high school that is 1 boyfriend every 1.15ish years. I think that would certainly qualify as a serial dater. Now, I have no idea how difficult dating as an ultra famous person is, and I cant imagine it is easy, but the above shows a pretty serious dedication to not being dedicated.

Sea Speed said:

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Using 18 yrs old as going back to high school that is 1 boyfriend every 1.15ish years. I think that would certainly qualify as a serial dater. Now, I have no idea how difficult dating as an ultra famous person is, and I cant imagine it is easy, but the above shows a pretty serious dedication to not being dedicated.

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Or a serious dedication to her work, but not her love life. With each breakup, she pretty much gets a platinum album about how horrible of a person he was.

But on a serious note- I think it goes beyond being ultra famous. She's a 34 year old self-made female billionaire. I assume she would have to be incredibly careful to not find a gold digging leach who tries to ride her coattails to stay relevant (or to find their own fame). But also, how do you buy an engagement ring for a billionaire when your own wealth is microscopic in comparison?

Where this thread is going....

fc2112 said:

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Uh oh. Taylor Swift Super Bowl parties. Will you attend? pic.twitter.com/qwRJpchsxS

— Harry Noze (knows)USA! (@mogul518315) February 3, 2024

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How does this qualify as a TS party?

this know your enemy dude gotta be a swifty as a grown man sad

those two people will pretty much be choosing the next president.

Teslag said:

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Taylor swift needs bigger tits

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Now we're getting somewhere. Real talk.

I read the over/under for shots of her during the Super Bowl is 5.5. lol

Tanker123 said:

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I read the over/under for shots of her during the Super Bowl is 5.5. lol

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Over. Easy

Dear goodness...the handwringing on all of this is pathetic.

Some women, who otherwise don't give two sheets about the superbowl, want to girl out with some Taylor Swift theme...cumpcakes chacuterie, mimosas, more power to them.

Beats a bunch of dudes drinking Keystone with a 30 piece chicfila nuggets platter any day.

30 chick fil a nuggets is not nearly enough for a bunch of people.

Tex117 said:

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Dear goodness...the handwringing on all of this is pathetic.

Some women, who otherwise don't give two sheets about the superbowl, want to girl out with some Taylor Swift theme...cumpcakes chacuterie, mimosas, more power to them.

Beats a bunch of dudes drinking Keystone with a 30 piece chicfila nuggets platter any day.

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I think the real winner is a party that is a synergy of both of these things. And you know it's going to happen.

I'm going to need at least 30 chickfila nuggets myself for a three hour ball game.

Leeman said:

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My plan is shots of tequila every time the show her at the game.

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Put poison control on speed dial.

Tex117 said:

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Dear goodness...the handwringing on all of this is pathetic.

Some women, who otherwise don't give two sheets about the superbowl, want to girl out with some Taylor Swift theme...cumpcakes chacuterie, mimosas, more power to them.

Beats a bunch of dudes drinking Keystone with a 30 piece chicfila nuggets platter any day.

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You have a problem with Keystone? It's the nectar of the gods.

Tex117 said:

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... 30 piece chicfila nuggets platter any day.

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was with you until this, reheated chic-fil-a nuggets are still a solid choice.

Teslag said:

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Taylor swift needs bigger tits

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/lockthread

Don't get me wrong, amigos, I'm not bad-mouthing chic-fil-a nuggies, just pointing out (1) there wouldn't be enough, and (2) a chacuterie board is a little better eating.

Keystone has its time and place. Superbowl party...meeeh.

Just saying, I don't understand why it seems to be a big deal.

Chacuterie a la Chic Filet - apparently, more healthy.

Tex117 said:

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Beats a bunch of dudes drinking Keystone with a 30 piece chicfila nuggets platter any day.

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I don't know, me and 5 of my friends with, what's that about 5 nuggets each? Sounds like pure debauchery!

Id like to go over a few concepts with these two swifties. Spead offense, Tush Push, blitzing the gap, stuffing the hole, ramming it down their throat, and finally deflated balls.