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What's the worst halftime show you've ever seen?

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Scotty Flamingo
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Because Jack Harlow may have just taken the cake.
Oldfart2
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Almost all of them
fc2112
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I miss the ones at Kyle Field since I go to the concession stand. No lines for about 10 minutes after the first half ends.
Bruce Almighty
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The Ashley Simpson Orange Bowl show.
maroon barchetta
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Bruce Almighty said:

The Ashley Simpson Orange Bowl show.


It was bad.
hoosier-daddy
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why would i watch a bad halftime show?
FriskyGardenGnome
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30s ago
Scotty Flamingo
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Gotsandy said:

30s ago


She's a senior citizen, be nice!
Cromagnum
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Whichever one Taylor Swift eventually does.
TexasAggie81
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Any halftime involving the MOB (Marching Owl Band).
YokelRidesAgain
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Probably Up With People; I remember watching their last Super Bowls but don't remember their performances. Repressed memory, perhaps.

I do recall "Winter Magic", the January 1992 abortion at the Metrodome featuring Gloria Estefan, Brian Boitano, and a Frosty the Snowman rap. It was so bad that the NFL paid Michael Jackson a gazillion dollars the next year to keep people from changing the channel at halftime.
With apologia to jkag89
Ag with kids
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YokelRidesAgain said:

Probably Up With People; I remember watching their last Super Bowls but don't remember their performances. Repressed memory, perhaps.

I do recall "Winter Magic", the January 1992 abortion at the Metrodome featuring Gloria Estefan, Brian Boitano, and a Frosty the Snowman rap. It was so bad that the NFL paid Michael Jackson a gazillion dollars the next year to keep people from changing the channel at halftime.
What would Brian Boitano do?
TX_COWDOC
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Marching Owl Band aka the MOB
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Buford T. Justice
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I'll tell you what though, it was absolutely bad ass when Lady Gaga jumped out of NRG Stadium.
EastSideAg2002
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Ag with kids said:

YokelRidesAgain said:

Probably Up With People; I remember watching their last Super Bowls but don't remember their performances. Repressed memory, perhaps.

I do recall "Winter Magic", the January 1992 abortion at the Metrodome featuring Gloria Estefan, Brian Boitano, and a Frosty the Snowman rap. It was so bad that the NFL paid Michael Jackson a gazillion dollars the next year to keep people from changing the channel at halftime.
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd make a plan and follow through.
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EastSideAg2002 said:

Ag with kids said:

YokelRidesAgain said:

Probably Up With People; I remember watching their last Super Bowls but don't remember their performances. Repressed memory, perhaps.

I do recall "Winter Magic", the January 1992 abortion at the Metrodome featuring Gloria Estefan, Brian Boitano, and a Frosty the Snowman rap. It was so bad that the NFL paid Michael Jackson a gazillion dollars the next year to keep people from changing the channel at halftime.
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd make a plan and follow through.


I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
Martin Cash
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fc2112 said:

I miss the ones at Kyle Field since I go to the concession stand. No lines for about 10 minutes after the first half ends.
Sad that you can't go 3-1/2 hours without stuffing your face.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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Honestly I've never seen a good one.
YokelRidesAgain
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Honestly I've never seen a good one.
With apologia to jkag89
JuneBug07
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Bruce Almighty said:

The Ashley Simpson Orange Bowl show.

I recall that it was bad enough that the crowd was loudly booing her to where it was obvious on the broadcast.
TXAG 05
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Martin Cash said:

fc2112 said:

I miss the ones at Kyle Field since I go to the concession stand. No lines for about 10 minutes after the first half ends.
Sad that you can't go 3-1/2 hours without stuffing your face.


It's a subtle way for him to say that he thinks the Aggie Band isn't worth watching. He'd rather watch underage boys prance around
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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YokelRidesAgain said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Honestly I've never seen a good one.



This doesn't appeal to straight men
YokelRidesAgain
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:


This doesn't appeal to straight men
I don't believe Prince was trying to attract dudes. Nice try, though.
With apologia to jkag89
Bruce Almighty
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

YokelRidesAgain said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Honestly I've never seen a good one.



This doesn't appeal to straight men


Wanna bet?
G.I.Bro
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

YokelRidesAgain said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Honestly I've never seen a good one.



This doesn't appeal to straight men


I ****ed your mom while the purple rain soundtrack was playing
Brian Earl Spilner
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Prince
maroon barchetta
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Prince


Prince

Ag with kids
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G.I.Bro said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

YokelRidesAgain said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Honestly I've never seen a good one.



This doesn't appeal to straight men


I ****ed your mom while the purple rain soundtrack was playing
AMW2010
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You should check out the Texans halftime show tomorrow…
oldschool87
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My sons highschool band.

Both boys played football. 2 years apart. 4 years of halftimes.

Band director did not give a xxxx about football. He used halftime as practice for state. He did the same routine every game for 4 years.

The same thing, and it was bad the first time!!! It was painful after that!
Blacque Jacque Shallaque
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Both of the halftime shows at this years NFL Thanksgiving Day games were terrible.
maroon barchetta
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Blacque Jacque Shallaque said:

Both of the halftime shows at this years NFL Thanksgiving Day games were terrible.


Dolly is a national treasure so your opinion is moot.
chimpanzee
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Not a halftime show, but Robert Earl Keen sang the national anthem at the 1995 A&M/TCU in Fort Worth in what I hope was a chemically influenced state. I've heard better renditions of the song at a Junior High pep rally when the band had to start over.
Ogre09
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maroon barchetta said:

Blacque Jacque Shallaque said:

Both of the halftime shows at this years NFL Thanksgiving Day games were terrible.


Dolly is a national treasure so your opinion is moot.

Truth, but Granny needs to wear more clothes.
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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YokelRidesAgain said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:


This doesn't appeal to straight men
I don't believe Prince was trying to attract dudes. Nice try, though.
That's my whole point. Half time shows or for women and gays, neither of which watch football. Prince was an amazing guitar player, doesnt mean his stage show and genre of music wasnt gay as ****.
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