I know some people are still waiting on gifts, but does anyone have an unresponsive Santa?

I got a tracking # and hopefully it is here tomorrow

I haven't heard from mine, but also have not been actively tracking or anything like that.

I think mine was who asked me questions.

Who is the most attractive man not alive?

EFE said:

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I has presents!

Thank you for the tub toy, the boy's not quite big enough for for it yet, so in the mean time I'll practice up and be able to dunk on him and set the expectation early.

The couples game will be a fun diversion for the wife and I to get through all the sleepless nights and zombie lifestyle we've come to enjoy these days.


And finally, I'm not sure you've ever met my wife, but she loves her a good conspiracy theory, so much so she could secretly post on F16 and it wouldn't surprise me.

Gracias for your thoughtful gifts!

(Here you can see our Lord and Tyrant "Bear" enjoying the many diversions we have procured for his constant entertainment)
((I've actually thought about making a children's book in the style of Calvin and Hobbes called "Bear and Bob's adventures" featuring our tiny dictator and our bobtailed cat that I'd like to pick your brain on, the wife thinks I should chatGPT the story and self illustrate it)

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Glad you liked it. I thought the card game in particular might play well. It looked so fun I actually got it for my wife as a stocking stuffer.

I look forward to some Texags posts made from the conspiracy theory tiles.

apoglo12 said:

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I haven't heard from mine, but also have not been actively tracking or anything like that.

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I'll check into it.

713nervy said:

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And no glass *****es!

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Then what's the point of it all?

So I gots a package!

I won't reveal my Santa's real name but thanks Pirate. As I open the box, all I see is glitter. Thankfully the wife was there and was able to see that I hadn't been to a glitter/tiddy bar today anyway

https://imgur.com/a/x5t64uG

And here is the card, so appropriate

https://imgur.com/a/pZ7nWUr

And here is the perfect note on the inside of the card

https://imgur.com/a/19bSNdN

And here is the haul… The Snoop Dogg Cookbook, two large orange totes that will be well used in the backseat of my truck and the wife's car, A deer grunt call and scent cover, a pair of Aggie socks, A set of USB rechargeable hand warmers, and a random Jeep duck covered in glitter

https://imgur.com/a/iGcroqu

Thanks Pirate! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Photos don't work for me

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Photos don't work for me

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give me a few to rehost

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JMac03 said:

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Photos don't work for me

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give me a few to rehost

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Muchas Gracias. Dealing with a non planning 20 something daughter and her probable fianc and trying to schedule Christmas with a wife that isn't feeling a priority in their plans and my brothers family that has always had everything on their schedule. Makes the holidays not as joyous as it should be….

Woo! I'm so glad you finally got it. The totes are scent bags for hunting clothes but I'm just glad they'll be useful!

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Woo! I'm so glad you finally got it. The totes are scent bags for hunting clothes but I'm just glad they'll be useful!

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Thanks again! I'll be using the cookbook this weekend for sure. Oh and I had to laugh when I saw glitter on the wife's butt from where I have her a playful slap when she walked by after I open the presents!

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A clear bag, a collapsible bottle and the most attractive man alive. And no glass *****es!
Thank you Fife!

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Glad everything made it! Pretty sure I only had to post stalk back to October to get an idea of what to get that wasn't on the elfster list

Don't give up just yet! Package finally entered the USPS system.

Also- I'm not much on flowery cards so you get what you get and don't throw a fit

That'll be really great when you stumble home and see your former partner's face on it next week. Humbug!

Those are my pens! They're my FAVORITE!

There should be two more things on the way, I usually try to add a clever letter, etc. but work got crazy and the baby keeps us busy in the evenings, so I just stocked your profile and got stuffs you seem passionate about. And the fact that you're also a connoisseur of fine writing utensils, I got you the goods.

Awww I love this.

Who's still waiting on some Christmas cheer and/or hasn't sent their stuff out? Shoot me a note here or via Elfster. Coming or going, you will not be forgotten.

I think this was the first year I didn't toss in a lump of anthracite.

You're welcome! The socks were in an advent calendar, which my kid opened the first two, assuming it was for her (as if the three other advent calendars she had weren't enough). That's why they were all unpackaged. I swear they're brand new lol. Merry Christmas!

I sent mine and haven't gotten mine. But I'm not worried. They took care to let me know they didn't send it at one point so I know that they care.

NateDog, your last gift should have arrived today!!!

I mailed my gift on the 13th, and on the 15th the Japanese post office marked that it had departed Tokyo. It, along with 2 other packages I mailed to Texas at the same time, still haven't been scanned as arrived in the US by USPS, but the box to North Carolina I sent the same day has already been delivered. Packages to Texas usually go through Chicago, but the one to North Carolina went through New York, so I assume the boxes are just sitting in a backlog somewhere in Chicago, but IDK.

I sent a handful of postcards from Scotland. Some arrived before I did. A couple arrived the day after I got back.

The ones I sent to my family went through the Philippines and took a month.

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NateDog, your last gift should have arrived today!!!

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Yes, my World Series Champion Texas Rangers Christmas ornament made it! Thanks for all the great gifts!

I sent mine off on the 13th. Not sure where it is in the system

USPoS seems to be worse than usual these days

I got a message from my person that they sent it last weekend. I got home early yesterday so it may have arrived after I checked, or maybe today