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Some jerk in California won Powerball

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Not a Bot
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How come Texas never wins Mega Millions or Powerball? Rigged.
Moral High Horse
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Will be bankrupt or dead in a year.
nai06
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I'm glad I didn't buy a ticket. I'd have wasted a whole $2.
AquaCasaAg
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Somebody in San Angelo won Mega Millions in the last week. Your premise fails.
JJxvi
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AquaCasaAg said:

Somebody in San Angelo won Mega Millions in the last week. Your premise fails.
I havent looked at Mega Millions, but it is odd to me that Texas never wins Powerball. There have been like 150 grand prize winning tickets since we joined the game and Texas has only won two, which seems like a pretty big statistical anomaly when considering Texas' population. Places like Puerto Rico have multiple winners in that time, for example.
THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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JJxvi said:

AquaCasaAg said:

Somebody in San Angelo won Mega Millions in the last week. Your premise fails.
I havent looked at Mega Millions, but it is odd to me that Texas never wins Powerball. There have been like 150 grand prize winning tickets since we joined the game and Texas has only won two, which seems like a pretty big statistical anomaly when considering Texas' population. Places like Puerto Rico have multiple winners in that time, for example.

That just means we're due. Time to start buying up Powerball tickets.
vin1041
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Good for them.
Win At Life
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JJxvi said:

AquaCasaAg said:

Somebody in San Angelo won Mega Millions in the last week. Your premise fails.
I havent looked at Mega Millions, but it is odd to me that Texas never wins Powerball. There have been like 150 grand prize winning tickets since we joined the game and Texas has only won two, which seems like a pretty big statistical anomaly when considering Texas' population. Places like Puerto Rico have multiple winners in that time, for example.
That sound SO RANDOM!





IMPOSSIBLE!
maroon barchetta
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I forgot to play.
Flashdiaz
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good for them, maybe now they'll be able to afford a house out there.
Ginormus Ag
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Even Powerball hates us.
dabo man
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I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. I feel like I'd need security around the clock just to live.

$76.8 million, Jimbo's buyout. I think that would be the perfect amount of money. Invest it conservatively and live comfortably (and with some anonymity) for the rest of my life.
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maroon barchetta
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Bernadette!!!
Bunk Moreland
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https://www.powerball.net/winners

What the hell is going on in Indiana?
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JJxvi said:

AquaCasaAg said:

Somebody in San Angelo won Mega Millions in the last week. Your premise fails.
I havent looked at Mega Millions, but it is odd to me that Texas never wins Powerball. There have been like 150 grand prize winning tickets since we joined the game and Texas has only won two, which seems like a pretty big statistical anomaly when considering Texas' population. Places like Puerto Rico have multiple winners in that time, for example.



Maybe Texans understand statistics better than Puerto Ricans and decide to buy fewer tickets per capita.
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dabo man said:

I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. I feel like I'd need security around the clock just to live.

$76.8 million, Jimbo's buyout. I think that would be the perfect amount of money. Invest it conservatively and live comfortably (and with some anonymity) for the rest of my life.


counterpoint: having your own personal army would be amazing.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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superunknown said:

dabo man said:

I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. I feel like I'd need security around the clock just to live.

$76.8 million, Jimbo's buyout. I think that would be the perfect amount of money. Invest it conservatively and live comfortably (and with some anonymity) for the rest of my life.


counterpoint: having your own personal army would be amazing.
this. I've always wanted to hire my own goons.
deer corn
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I agree. I'm convinced it is fixed for that POS money sucker state to just get the tax money.

Lottery=hope tax for liberal states that is subsidised by the country.
concac
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deer corn said:

I agree. I'm convinced it is fixed for that POS money sucker state to just get the tax money.

Lottery=hope tax for liberal states that is subsidised by the country.
California doesn't collect taxes on lottery winnings.
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Bunk Moreland said:

https://www.powerball.net/winners

What the hell is going on in Indiana?

They were one of the OG Powerball states back when the odds were lighter and fewer participated. Don't think they've won one in a while.
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AquaCasaAg said:

Somebody in San Angelo won Mega Millions in the last week. Your premise fails.
Probably a California transplant.
Burdizzo
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Your mom got the power ball last night.
concac
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Burdizzo said:

Your mom got the power ball last night.
She got railed by Lance Armstrong?
Funky Winkerbean
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I'm going to buy 2 next time and double my chances.
AggieArchitect04
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Money can't buy happiness y'all.
Not a Bot
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AggieArchitect04 said:

Money can't buy happiness y'all.
I'm already not happy. Money can buy a whole lot of other things, though.
Ginormus Ag
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AggieArchitect04 said:

Money can't buy happiness y'all.


No. But it can buy you a jet ski. Have you ever seen someone on a jet ski that was sad?
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Ginormus Ag
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I would kill to only have 2 chins.
AggieArchitect04
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Ginormus Ag said:

I would kill to only have 2 chins.
think of how much of your body you could lipo winning the lottery
maroon barchetta
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That gif
alvtimes
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Not sure what Ca tax implications woulda been but wife bought 3 powerball tickets in Ca then flew home today. Wish I needed to research Ca tax laws but nope!
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superunknown said:

dabo man said:

I don't think I'd want to be a billionaire. I feel like I'd need security around the clock just to live.

$76.8 million, Jimbo's buyout. I think that would be the perfect amount of money. Invest it conservatively and live comfortably (and with some anonymity) for the rest of my life.


counterpoint: having your own personal army would be amazing.


Counterpoint to your counterpoint: I bet it would be for a bit until you realized your personal army could easily kill you themselves….see Rome's Praetorian Guard for the Emperor…..who protected him until they felt like finding a new emperor.
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Ginormus Ag said:

AggieArchitect04 said:

Money can't buy happiness y'all.


No. But it can buy you a jet ski. Have you ever seen someone on a jet ski that was sad?

People smile as they hit the pier
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