What's your fun fact when you have to introduce yourself with 1 fun fact about you?

Lol, people do this?



ETA: I've been asked on dates I guess. I have a tooth that came in 180 degrees backwards, outside is facing in and inside is facing out. Every dentist has said, "yeah, just leave it".

that these get-to-know-you questions kill a little of my soul each time I have to participate.

I killed more men than smallpox.

Once I killed a hyena that walked out in front of me while I was tracking a Cape buffalo. The professional hunter that was with me remarked that she was a virgin. I asked him how he could possibly know that and he said it was because her peenus was intact. Apparently female hyenas have peenuses that get ripped open when they have a baby. Also, hyenas have a matriarchal society and are dominant over the males.

I've never been asked to give one fun fact about myself. I would probably say that I have a degree in Meteorology. I guess I'm not a terribly fun person.

I have to do this at least 5x / year in my professional life.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I'm 100% deaf on my right side and will likely have trouble understanding you. So, shut your pie hole.

I have hand delivered flowers to Taylor Swift

is that what the kids call it these days

AggieArchitect04 said:

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Lol, people do this?



ETA: I've been asked on dates I guess. I have a tooth that came in 180 degrees backwards, outside is facing in and inside is facing out. Every dentist has said, "yeah, just leave it".

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I have hand delivered flowers to Taylor Swift

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I have my fun fact. I have never heard a Taylor Swift song.

Unless you're literally deaf and/or a shut-in without a TV, there is no way this is true.

AggieArchitect04 said:

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Lol, people do this?



ETA: I've been asked on dates I guess. I have a tooth that came in 180 degrees backwards, outside is facing in and inside is facing out. Every dentist has said, "yeah, just leave it".

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Step 1 - make fun of question in post, implying you are above it somehow

Step 2 - add weirdest possible response to initial post. "I've been asked on dates"

I'm Divergent.

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Unless you're literally deaf and/or a shut-in without a TV, there is no way this is true.

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Oh, I've seen plenty of her credit card commercials. I have a TV. I don't recall any having music though.

And I listen to a lot of radio, but it's all classic rock or alternative.

superunknown said:

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is that what the kids call it these days

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What are you doing, step florist????

I have compiled a small spiral bound volume of fun facts about me and hand it to her right off the bat. It is probably only 175 pages, double-spaced, printed front and back. Pretty thoughtful of me (wow, yet another fun fact about me) since it keeps her from even having to ask for a fun fact about me and it makes for some interesting reading. Oddly, none of them take my phone calls after the first date and if we go out for a meal, they excuse themselves to go to the restroom and never come back. No big deal since they always leave the book for me to give to the next one.

713nervy said:

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I have to do this at least 5x / year in my professional life.

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I think i would get a new job

Complete Idiot said:

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AggieArchitect04 said:

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Lol, people do this?



ETA: I've been asked on dates I guess. I have a tooth that came in 180 degrees backwards, outside is facing in and inside is facing out. Every dentist has said, "yeah, just leave it".

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Step 1 - make fun of question in post, implying you are above it somehow

Step 2 - add weirdest possible response to initial post. "I've been asked on dates"

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What's weird about my response?

Looks like username checks out.

boy09 said:

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713nervy said:

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I have to do this at least 5x / year in my professional life.

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I think i would get a new job

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This is at her new job!

Right off the back

I have a super rare blood disorder

less than 5,000 people in the US have it.

Sir Elton John once kissed me on the mouth and told me he wanted to see me naked.

Ryan the Temp said:

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Sir Elton John once kissed me on the mouth and told me he wanted to see me naked.

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I don't think anyone is topping that. Or bottoming it

I can't imagine having to do this at a professional event. Unless you're an elementary school teacher and it's some meet the students deal.

Ryan the Temp said:

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Sir Elton John once kissed me on the mouth and told me he wanted to see me naked.

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Man, I was 0 for 73 with that move.

A few nights in jail, a couple ER visits, but no nights with the targeted women.

It might work better for an international pop superstar. Life isn't fair.

Ryan the Temp said:

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Sir Elton John once kissed me on the mouth and told me he wanted to see me naked.

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weird herpes brag

My name is on four patents. Then I like to play a game called "get the hell out of there before they realize that's bull****".

Sea Speed said:

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Right off the back

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lol, you read it more closely than I did. Corrected it, thanks.

I've been to North Korea.

EFE said:

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superunknown said:

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is that what the kids call it these days

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What are you doing, step florist????

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I "hand delivered flowers" to that naughty dental hygienist on the mugshawtys thread the other night.

I've eaten Dave Grohl's BBQ twice.

Know Your Enemy said:

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I've eaten Dave Grohl's BBQ twice.

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What is "something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary, but isn't"?