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Pumpkin Spice Malört

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nai06
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Paging Know Your Enemy!

Malört now comes in Pumpkin Spice flavor.

We know you all wanted this… Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Malört is now available!


This Malört is available ONLY at @chbarandtable at 564 W Randolph St, Chicago, IL. The shot will cost $8 with all proceeds being donated to @Punkrocksaveslives , a catalyst at events for the punk rock community. Pumpkin Spice Malört shots are available now through the end of October, or until supply runs out.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2023/10/04/pumpkin-spice-malort-is-here-yes-seriously/


https://instagr.am/p/Cx836uQvrVP

But seriously if anyone gets a hold of a bottle of this I would buy it off you.
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Sea Speed
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I stopped drinking years ago, but my one drinking regret is that I never tried jepsens malort.
Know Your Enemy
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Looks yummy
dabo man
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Sounds like it would pair well with Cisco!

http://bumwine.com/cisco.html

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Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.



dabo man
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I have to admit, I've never heard of Jeppson's Malort. I thought I'd drank everything at some time or another, but there's a hole in my resume. This marketing is genius.



Not a Bot
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https://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment-and-culture/2021/8/25/22641237/what-does-malort-taste-like-chicago-liquor

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When I was a kid in the 60s we would chase the bug sprayer truck and inhaled the DDT. It tastes like that mixed with licorice." Thomas McInerney
rwtxag83
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Not a Bot said:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment-and-culture/2021/8/25/22641237/what-does-malort-taste-like-chicago-liquor

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When I was a kid in the 60s we would chase the bug sprayer truck and inhaled the DDT. It tastes like that mixed with licorice." Thomas McInerney



That shi* is frickin nasty...
Greater love hath no man than this....
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