Pumpkin Spice Malört

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Malört now comes in Pumpkin Spice flavor.

We know you all wanted this… Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Malört is now available!

This Malört is available ONLY at @chbarandtable at 564 W Randolph St, Chicago, IL. The shot will cost $8 with all proceeds being donated to @Punkrocksaveslives , a catalyst at events for the punk rock community. Pumpkin Spice Malört shots are available now through the end of October, or until supply runs out.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2023/10/04/pumpkin-spice-malort-is-here-yes-seriously/

https://instagr.am/p/Cx836uQvrVP

But seriously if anyone gets a hold of a bottle of this I would buy it off you.

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3:24p, 10/5/23

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3:26p, 10/5/23

I stopped drinking years ago, but my one drinking regret is that I never tried jepsens malort.

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4:00p, 10/5/23

Looks yummy

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7:39p, 10/5/23

Sounds like it would pair well with Cisco!

http://bumwine.com/cisco.html

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Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.

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8:27p, 10/5/23

I have to admit, I've never heard of Jeppson's Malort. I thought I'd drank everything at some time or another, but there's a hole in my resume. This marketing is genius.

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2:18p, 10/6/23

https://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment-and-culture/2021/8/25/22641237/what-does-malort-taste-like-chicago-liquor

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When I was a kid in the 60s we would chase the bug sprayer truck and inhaled the DDT. It tastes like that mixed with licorice." Thomas McInerney

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In reply to Not a Bot • 5:17a, 10/7/23

Not a Bot said:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/entertainment-and-culture/2021/8/25/22641237/what-does-malort-taste-like-chicago-liquor

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When I was a kid in the 60s we would chase the bug sprayer truck and inhaled the DDT. It tastes like that mixed with licorice." Thomas McInerney

That shi* is frickin nasty...

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