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ABATTBQ11
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Delta flight had to turn around because of passenger's diarrhea

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In a text message sent to Air Traffic Control, the captain was succinct in explaining the problem: 'Divert to ATL passenger diarrhea all over aircraft biohazard.'

Air traffic control audio recordings also reveal one of the pilots confirming the situation over the radio.

'It's just a biohazard issue, we had a passenger who had diarrhea all the way through the airplane so they want us to come back to Atlanta.'


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'The vanilla scented disinfectant used on it only made it smell like vanilla s***. After the plane landed, it was thoroughly cleaned. They didn't leave until around 2:30am', wrote Dee W.

'The flight was met by emergency vehicles and EMTs carried the sick passenger off the plane.

'My partner said the plane was cleaner when they got back on at 2am than it was the first time they got on. No smell either.'

Another passenger onboard the Airbus A350 aircraft also praised the cleanup operation.

'Both my wife and I were on the flight. It was a mess. The pilots made the right decision to turn around. The ground crew ripped out the carpet and put new in.
Esteban du Plantier
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I rode on a long haul flight between Tokyo and SFO where a nice young Aggie (just a random guy) had the runs the entire overnight flight. He stayed in that bathroom the whole time. I felt terrible for him.
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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Surely there is video, right?
G.I.Bro
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There's always video, and don't call me Shirley
Andrew Dufresne
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Count me as not interested in seeing the video
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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its too cheap to fly. Need to price out the filth.
ABATTBQ11
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

Surely there is video, right?


We can only hope
scd88
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Well done on the thread title.
Anchorhold
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ABATTBQ11 said:

The ground crew ripped out the carpet and put new in.


barbacoa taco
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Quote:

'The vanilla scented disinfectant used on it only made it smell like vanilla s***
lolz. i wouldn't want to be on a transatlantic flight that smelled like vanilla s*** either.
Burdizzo
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I read this story this morning and wondered what would be worse. Turn the plan around and fly for another two hours back to Atlanta where I had to deplane, wait for Delta to figure this out, then board another plane for another 8 hours of flying. Or stay on the plane for six more hours in the stench of someone's poo and get to my destination.

I would almost go for the second option.
superunknown
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Not a Bot
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I feel really bad for that person. You know it's embarrassing.
ABATTBQ11
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ATC audio

superunknown
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dude grabbed a couple of chili dogs at the varsity in the airport, housed em like a boss, boarded his plane and then got mad chorro mid-flight. It could happen to any of us.
ABATTBQ11
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scd88 said:

Well done on the thread title.


In retrospect I missed a golden opportunity for Fatso With Travel Scrabble Makes a Trip to Ryan's Steakhouse on Delta
Cromagnum
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Will go great with the new double decker seats coming.

Ryan the Temp
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When you're flying in a jet and your ass is getting wet ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea

maroon barchetta
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Ryan the Temp said:

When you're flying in a jet and your ass is getting wet ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea




Man I forgot that song.
Ryan the Temp
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When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna poop in the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Gonna spray a big puddle of diarrhea in the sky

Gonna spray diarrhea in the sky
That's where I'm gonna poop when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna poop in the place that's the best

maroon barchetta
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Cromagnum
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Ryan the Temp said:

When you're flying in a jet and your ass is getting wet ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea



When you just got on the plane and you already made a stain.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea


When you're in great big hurry, but your ass smells just like curry.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea.
IIIHorn
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Cromagnum said:

Will go great with the new double decker seats coming.




This too shall pass.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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Cromagnum said:

Ryan the Temp said:

When you're flying in a jet and your ass is getting wet ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea



When you just got on the plane and you already made a stain.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea


When you're in great big hurry, but your ass smells just like curry.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea.

When you're running down the aisle, and you leave a stinky pile…
Burdizzo
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

Cromagnum said:

Ryan the Temp said:

When you're flying in a jet and your ass is getting wet ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea



When you just got on the plane and you already made a stain.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea


When you're in great big hurry, but your ass smells just like curry.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea.

When you're running down the aisle, and you leave a stinky pile…


When you feel it in your rear
So you drop your landing gear
StinkyPinky
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When you're up in the air
And you no longer care
Its…….

When the lavatory it full
And you need to sht like a bull
Its….

When you're sittin in first class
And you feel something rumbling in your ass
Its….
Cromagnum
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Burdizzo said:

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

Cromagnum said:

Ryan the Temp said:

When you're flying in a jet and your ass is getting wet ...

Diarrhea ... Diarrhea



When you just got on the plane and you already made a stain.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea


When you're in great big hurry, but your ass smells just like curry.

Diarrhea...Diarrhea.

When you're running down the aisle, and you leave a stinky pile…


When you feel it in your rear
So you drop your landing gear


You tried to adjust your yaw,
And now somethings smelling raw...

Hi, Im Brett
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When you divert from your arrival
Now yo ass is going viral…
Burdizzo
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When you feel the engines thrust
And the bathroom is a must...
BwdAg
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It was a seven turdy seven!!!!
Cromagnum
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When you're sharing an armrest, but some fatty failed the test...
cj774
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Burdizzo said:

I read this story this morning and wondered what would be worse. Turn the plan around and fly for another two hours back to Atlanta where I had to deplane, wait for Delta to figure this out, then board another plane for another 8 hours of flying. Or stay on the plane for six more hours in the stench of someone's poo and get to my destination.

I would almost go for the second option.


The second option is asking for a whole plane of people to be dealing with the exact same issue at their place of destination….after a few days of course.
AggieArchitect04
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What a ****ty situation.
Burdizzo
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cj774 said:

Burdizzo said:

I read this story this morning and wondered what would be worse. Turn the plan around and fly for another two hours back to Atlanta where I had to deplane, wait for Delta to figure this out, then board another plane for another 8 hours of flying. Or stay on the plane for six more hours in the stench of someone's poo and get to my destination.

I would almost go for the second option.


The second option is asking for a whole plane of people to be dealing with the exact same issue at their place of destination….after a few days of course.



No, my mask will protect me. The government told me so.
frenchtoast
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That poor passenger. I got food poisoning prior to a flight from Austin to Seattle. I felt so bad for the guy I threw up on right after we landed.
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