Does anyone know how to short Texas Tech sororities? pic.twitter.com/T8EZUzYaJm

— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman) August 15, 2023

ADP = Eighty Pounds Overweight when I was at A&M

Aggie Dog Pound

RIP Mike

Damn. RIP Mike Leach. His “fat little girlfriends” rant is my favorite media coach rant ever pic.twitter.com/g8zqV5WBut

— Gary, PhD (@GooseDrops) December 13, 2022

Fine, I'll do it

2, 3, 1

TyHolden said:

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RIP Mike

Damn. RIP Mike Leach. His “fat little girlfriends” rant is my favorite media coach rant ever pic.twitter.com/g8zqV5WBut

— Gary, PhD (@GooseDrops) December 13, 2022

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I gotta go with this ranking:

1. Dan Hawkins - CU (go play Intramurals, brother!)
2. Gundy - Ok State (I'm a man! I'm 40! FAT!! Etc.)
3. Leach - Tceh (fat little girlfriends)
4. Nutty Professor - Minnesota Vikings (They are who we thought they were, so crown their ass!)

ChoppinDs40 said:

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Does anyone know how to short Texas Tech sororities? pic.twitter.com/T8EZUzYaJm

— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman) August 15, 2023

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This is a parody, no???

Asses dogs and pigs

EFE said:

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Aggie Dog Pound

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So messed up

Damn. The talent at Tech has devolved considerably since the early/mid 90's.

Gone to TCU.

My best friend went to Tech and he likes the beefy ones (to a point)

This may help explain why

maroon barchetta said:

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TyHolden said:

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RIP Mike

Damn. RIP Mike Leach. His “fat little girlfriends” rant is my favorite media coach rant ever pic.twitter.com/g8zqV5WBut

— Gary, PhD (@GooseDrops) December 13, 2022

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I gotta go with this ranking:

1. Dan Hawkins - CU (go play Intramurals, brother!)
2. Gundy - Ok State (I'm a man! I'm 40! FAT!! Etc.)
3. Leach - Tceh (fat little girlfriends)
4. Nutty Professor - Minnesota Vikings (They are who we thought they were, so crown their ass!)

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Forgot Jim Mora. "Playoffs!?!?"

This is why man invented alcohol.

EFE said:

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Aggie Dog Pound

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ADPi, slap a thigh.

This guy was excited for adpi rush week

javajaws said:

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This is why man invented alcohol.

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and penicillin for the Raider Rash

The Real Napster said:

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Fine, I'll do it

2, 3, 1

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One man's 2,3,1 is another man's 3,1,2!

yeah this isnt a fight A&M should pick with Tech

Misread thread title as Texas Tech Rash Week.

hoosier-daddy said:

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yeah this isnt a fight A&M should pick with Tech

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The women at A&M in '04-'08 were pretty damn beautiful for the most part. Not sure if things have changed in 15-20 years.

It has not changed. A guy with hoosier in his username has no business commenting on women. He's used to corn fed options.

I was there before you and Tech had much higher quality women and A&m had far superior education. Maybe these days w Tech having higher admissions standards things have reversed.

hoosier-daddy said:

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I was there before you and Tech had much higher quality women and A&m had far superior education. Maybe these days w Tech having higher admissions standards things have reversed.

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Tech never had a higher standard of either and still doesn't.

At least two have raider rash

ChoppinDs40 said:

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Does anyone know how to short Texas Tech sororities? pic.twitter.com/T8EZUzYaJm

— Kenny Lay (Parody) (@EnronChairman) August 15, 2023

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What pleasure do y'all get out of bashing Tech? A&M bullies have to pick on Tech!!!!

Because Lubbock sucks

$240 Worth of Pudding said:

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Damn. The talent at Tech has devolved considerably since the early/mid 90's.

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All of the dumb hot chicks go out of state now to schools like Arkansas, Ole Miss, Oklahoma State, OU, LSU, Bama.

murphyag said:

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$240 Worth of Pudding said:

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Damn. The talent at Tech has devolved considerably since the early/mid 90's.

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All of the dumb hot chicks go out of state now to schools like Arkansas, Ole Miss, Oklahoma State, OU, LSU, Bama.

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Can confirm. SEC is where they go now - Arkansas, Ole Miss, Bama have lots of Texas smokes. And LSU.

Since those schools are academically inferior and the states they are in can't support the student body population with its own instate kids, they all offer instate to Texas kids with 1/2 a brain.

Lubbock sucks. If they make a good sorority at one of those others, they're gonna be set up with some rich southern frat daddy, so's long they don't get knocked up or fat.

I bet that one in the middle could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

You can't look at ADP at any Texas university and reach an objective conclusion.

Ghost of Bisbee said:

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Because Lubbock sucks

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It's a greasy spoon.

ABATTBQ11 said:

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I bet that one in the middle could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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And then eat the golfball and garden hose.

ADP?! More like Omega Mu!