Best update of "THOSE COUSINS" ever?

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The Wonderer
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Anchorhold said:

First
Not with that broad.
jonb02
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Tree Hugger said:

One of my cousin's kids is about to turn 30 this month.

She has a two-year old daughter via a guy she was engaged to prior to the pregnancy but broke up with him (the guy is loosely in the picture now.)

She now also has a three-month old daughter as well. The paternity of the second daughter was believed to have been between one of two candidates. The first was notified and was ruled out via paternity test after the kid was born. The second was never notified because "she didn't like the guy because he had a jail record."

Fast forward to this week and the mother of discussion (who is breastfeeding) was smoking pot with her sister-in-law and told her that she had been to several "parties" and had engaged with multiple men at each party and really has no idea who the father of her second daughter is.

Enjoy that GB.

She chose life. Good for her.
Claude!
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jonb02 said:

Tree Hugger said:

One of my cousin's kids is about to turn 30 this month.

She has a two-year old daughter via a guy she was engaged to prior to the pregnancy but broke up with him (the guy is loosely in the picture now.)

She now also has a three-month old daughter as well. The paternity of the second daughter was believed to have been between one of two candidates. The first was notified and was ruled out via paternity test after the kid was born. The second was never notified because "she didn't like the guy because he had a jail record."

Fast forward to this week and the mother of discussion (who is breastfeeding) was smoking pot with her sister-in-law and told her that she had been to several "parties" and had engaged with multiple men at each party and really has no idea who the father of her second daughter is.

Enjoy that GB.

She chose life. Good for her.
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, sticking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Ogre09
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maroon barchetta said:

Gigem_94 said:

Meh. 2 of my nieces (my wife's side) are cousins and half-sisters to each other. They live in Oklahoma of course.



Dad ****ed 2 sisters?
ghollow
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So the greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced. It removes force from the equation... and that's why carrying a gun is a civilized act.
StinkyPinky
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Phone number or it didn't happen. (Send me a thumbnail first so I don't do anything rash)
superunknown
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Oh there's gonna be a rash alright
StinkyPinky
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superunknown said:

Oh there's gonna be a rash alright


Well played.

On a serious note that's why God gave us penicillin.
superunknown
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Username checks out
The Fife
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superunknown said:

Oh there's gonna be a rash alright

Sounds like this could be worse than a trip to Lubbock!
JABQ04
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This sounds like East Montgomery County
Buford T. Justice
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I'm going with Marshall, TX.
"Gimme a diablo sandwhich and a dr. pepper...to go"
Burdizzo
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Ryan the Temp said:

#****shaming


If the shame fits...
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