One of my cousin's kids is about to turn 30 this month.

She has a two-year old daughter via a guy she was engaged to prior to the pregnancy but broke up with him (the guy is loosely in the picture now.)

She now also has a three-month old daughter as well. The paternity of the second daughter was believed to have been between one of two candidates. The first was notified and was ruled out via paternity test after the kid was born. The second was never notified because "she didn't like the guy because he had a jail record."

Fast forward to this week and the mother of discussion (who is breastfeeding) was smoking pot with her sister-in-law and told her that she had been to several "parties" and had engaged with multiple men at each party and really has no idea who the father of her second daughter is.

Enjoy that GB.

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#****shaming

I'm guessing rule 1 is not going to produce a desirable outcome.

Navasota?

Rule #1 is out of the question and you really don't want to see, she is more of the "I have $40, what kind of tattoo can I get today?" crowd.

and no, not Navasota

At least there's a good crawfish place there....

I like to think there's a cousin still in Alaska who can't come back to the US due to passport issues.

superunknown said:

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I like to think there's a cousin still in Alaska who can't come back to the US due to passport issues.

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He died after he got brain cancer, but not before he donated a kidney to his mother and sister, keep up,

superunknown said:

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I like to think there's a cousin still in Alaska who can't come back to the US due to passport issues.

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Those poor octuplets.

Tree Hugger said:

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superunknown said:

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I like to think there's a cousin still in Alaska who can't come back to the US due to passport issues.

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He died after he got brain cancer, but not before he donated a kidney to his mother and sister, keep up,

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He donated a kidney to his mother and his other kidney to his sister, and then got brain cancer?


Or his mother is also his sister (half-sister), and he donated one of his kidneys to her?

Tree Hugger said:

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superunknown said:

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I like to think there's a cousin still in Alaska who can't come back to the US due to passport issues.

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He died after he got brain cancer, but not before he donated a kidney to his mother and sister, keep up,

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Did he donate his brain to anything?

Tree Hugger said:

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Rule #1 is out of the question and you really don't want to see, she is more of the "I have $40, what kind of tattoo can I get today?" crowd.

and no, not Navasota

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That's for us, not you, to decide.

Ogre09 said:

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Tree Hugger said:

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superunknown said:

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I like to think there's a cousin still in Alaska who can't come back to the US due to passport issues.

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He died after he got brain cancer, but not before he donated a kidney to his mother and sister, keep up,

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He donated a kidney to his mother and his other kidney to his sister, and then got brain cancer?


Or his mother is also his sister (half-sister), and he donated one of his kidneys to her?

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He donated one to his mother, one to his sister, then got brain cancer and died while still trapped in Alaska.

How he managed to do this while in Alaska and unable to return to the continental U.S. without a passport while the mother and sister in question where in "California" is a question that will likely forever remain unanswered.

This sounds like my origin story.....

Tree Hugger said:

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Rule #1 is out of the question and you really don't want to see, she is more of the "I have $40, what kind of tattoo can I get today?" crowd.

and no, not Navasota

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Van Zandt County?

The Fife said:

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Tree Hugger said:

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Rule #1 is out of the question and you really don't want to see, she is more of the "I have $40, what kind of tattoo can I get today?" crowd.

and no, not Navasota

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Van Zandt County?

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after this second inquiry, I realize that I cannot confirm the county of conception, but only the county of residence.

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This sounds like my origin story.....

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So many questions……
Out of respect for you , I will allow you to fill in the blanks

This stinks of Odessa. STINKS!

Nah. His people are East Texas pines trash. Not oilfield trash.

I just hope that one cousin still enjoys weed and Dr. Who

80s Guy said:

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histag10 said:

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This sounds like my origin story.....

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So many questions……
Out of respect for you , I will allow you to fill in the blanks

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I'm adopted. My bio mom was 17 when she had me, and had a penchant for drugs, alcohol, and partying (she died in 2018- I never met her). She never told anyone who my bio dad was. The only way I know who my bio dad is, is because I did a 23&Me DNA test, and matched with him. oddly enough, he did his DNA test to find his bio family because he was also adopted- from the same place I was. And if that's not weird enough for you, we have found other close bio family members who were also adopted from the same place as us.

Wow. That's a small world!

Ogre09 said:

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Nah. His people are East Texas pines trash. Not oilfield trash.

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Hold on there a minute, bub…..
Better say that with a smile on your face!!!

It's been a trip discovering all of this lol. I essentially have 7 brothers, no sisters (the 3 I grew up with, and 4 half brothers- 2 from each bio parent). Tracing back heritage has been a lot of fun (especially since I am a history nerd). There is only one line I have been stuck on, and everyone apparently is stuck (found naturalization records from immigration from Sweden to Minnesota, but no record of boat or records from Sweden). France, Scotland, England, and Ireland have been much easier to trace.

But, I digress. Bio mom continued to have a drug problem until her death (laryngeal cancer). I met her mom (my bio grandmother) a week or 2 ago. She was really nice. Bio dad (and his family) live in Georgia. They are all really nice, and are incredibly normal- minus being tu fans.

This sounds like you have a lot going on! Can we plan a lunch date soon and catch up? I'll tell you my crazy if you tell me yours.

Yes, we certainly can, and should!

The movie Idiocracy was a documentary

none of that is funny

Meh. 2 of my nieces (my wife's side) are cousins and half-sisters to each other. They live in Oklahoma of course.

Gigem_94 said:

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Meh. 2 of my nieces (my wife's side) are cousins and half-sisters to each other. They live in Oklahoma of course.

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We may have a new winner here, I can't even do the math on the whole cousin/half sister thing, wow

Gigem_94 said:

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Meh. 2 of my nieces (my wife's side) are cousins and half-sisters to each other. They live in Oklahoma of course.

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Yikes!

I will say,the first thing I did when I found bio family was make sure I never dated any relatives.