As someone who can squat more than my own body weight, **** all you mother ****ers who brought this **** back.

Can't find athletic or swim shorts now.

Sorry I ever complained about baggy ass shorts in the 90's.

End rant.

aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

Why the hate for 80s shorts?

Burdizzo said:

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Why the hate for 80s shorts?

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His nether regions are bulge free

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I'd stock up on athletic socks now if I were you...

Sorry you don't have great quads like I do

hard to find short cargo shorts.

aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

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aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

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If bet 90% of people cant squat their own body weight, let alone more than their own body weight.

Anchorhold said:

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

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Stupid sexy Anchorhold.

Anchorhold said:

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

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Aggie swingers apparel?

ETA: 713Nervy can hook your group up with the number of someone that knows someone hung like a horse.

Ag81Golf said:

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Anchorhold said:

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

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Aggie swingers apparel?

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Yep, the upside-down pineapple means you like to swing!

NSFW (language)

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aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

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If bet 90% of people cant squat their own body weight, let alone more than their own body weight.

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I squatted 350 as a 130lb HS freshman. (If I did that now, both of my knees would splatter all over the squat rack)

Anchorhold said:

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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...

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Sea Speed said:

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aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

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If bet 90% of people cant squat their own body weight, let alone more than their own body weight.

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I squatted 350 as a 130lb HS freshman. (If I did that now, both of my knees would splatter all over the squat rack)

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I wish I got in to weight lifting in high school. Alas, I didn't until my mid 30s. I squatted 360 a few years back as a 215 lb 37 year old though and I'm pretty proud of that. Made it to the 1000 lb club. Felt strong as hell. Unfortunately I haven't been able to keep up with it and probably have a 290 1RM now though.

Every time I try to get back into the weight room, my developed brain says "take it easy, no rush to lift heavy" and my Neanderthal brain says "don't be a *****, grab the 45's and go to failure every set" and I walk around with T Rex arms for a week and forget to get back I. The weight room for another 6mo.

There is almost nothing worse on earth than the 2nd day after hitting the gym after an extended break. Sitting on the toilet has to be the most excruciating thing ever. Raising your arms to shower or dress yourself? Forget it.

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aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

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If bet 90% of people cant squat their own body weight, let alone more than their own body weight.

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I squatted 350 as a 130lb HS freshman. (If I did that now, both of my knees would splatter all over the squat rack)

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I wish I got in to weight lifting in high school. Alas, I didn't until my mid 30s. I squatted 360 a few years back as a 215 lb 37 year old though and I'm pretty proud of that. Made it to the 1000 lb club. Felt strong as hell. Unfortunately I haven't been able to keep up with it and probably have a 290 1RM now though.

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I'm 50 lbs short of 1000 as a 165-lb 39 yr old, but I doubt I'll ever get that 50 lbs. I feels like I've kind of tapped out my potential for my body frame.

Can't hurt to switch programs and see what happens. Have you ever tried candido strength? That's what rocketed me higher.

My 1RM for squat is 275
My 1RM for bench is 275
My 1RM for deadlift is, I'm not sure, but I do sets of five of 350 for about four sets

I'm 50. 6'1 185lbs.

Feeling decent about myself these days.

Fully acknowledge the weakness in my legs. A squat of 275 is not impressive at all, but I do not have big legs.

May need to do 6 months to a year of straight hypertrophy training and see if you can't break thru on your strength after getting a little bigger.

Sea Speed said:

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aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

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If bet 90% of people cant squat their own body weight, let alone more than their own body weight.

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Well that's only bc 90% of people are fatasses

Why would you want to wear shorts that go to knees or longer? Too hot, cumbersome, and the only benefit is pockets. Men don't have cellulite to worry about. Quit yet beeeetchin.

RightWingConspirator said:

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My 1RM for squat is 275
My 1RM for bench is 275
My 1RM for deadlift is, I'm not sure, but I do sets of five of 350 for about four sets

I'm 50. 6'1 185lbs.

Feeling decent about myself these days.

Fully acknowledge the weakness in my legs. A squat of 275 is not impressive at all, but I do not have big legs.

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Strength Goals: Intermediate

• Bench press: body weight x 1.2
• Chin-ups or pull-ups: body weight x 1.2 or 8 reps with body weight.
• Squat: body weight x 1.6
• Deadlift: body weight x 2

Strength Goals: Advanced
Under the exact same conditions as the previous example, 3 out of 4 of the following goals should be reached within five years, along with all of the strength goals listed under "intermediate":

• Bench press: body weight x 1.5
• Chin-ups or pull-ups: body weight x 1.5 or 15 reps with body weight.
• Squat: body weight x 2
• Deadlift: body weight x 2.5

Strength Goals: Highly Advanced
Under the exact same conditions, all of the following goals should be reached within ten years. Alternatively, 3 out of 4 should be reached, and one should be "Elite":

• Bench press: body weight x 1.5, or x 1.8 (elite)
• Chin-ups or pull-ups: body weight x 1.5 or 15 reps with body weight, or x 1.8 / 20 reps (elite)
• Squat: body weight x 2, or x 2.4 (elite)
• Deadlift: body weight x 2.5, or x 3 (elite)

"Elite" denotes one lift that is often ahead of the others. For example, people who are natural pullers (long arms) may very well hit a 3 x body weight deadlift before a 1.5 x body weight bench, and vice versa for the presser (short arms, stocky and barrel-chested) benching 1.8 x body weight but not being able to pull 2.5 x body weight in the deadlift.

The highly advanced strength goals falls in line with what could be considered the pinnacle of physique and strength development for most average and natural trainers. At this point, progress is very slow.

I'm loving them but I do have to watch out now it's like being back in junior and being called to the board but you didn't dare stand up…..

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When they are literally front and center, how can you not be?

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When they are literally front and center, how can you not be?

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Just like massive cleavage, amirite

Levi's jorts are about to be a thing again.
Seriously. The old Jean cut off and rolled kind.

Sea Speed said:

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aggiegolfer03 said:

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As someone who can squat more than my own body weight

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You're supposed to be able to bench at least your own body weight, I'm pretty sure everyone besides maybe Lt. Dan can squat more than their own body weight.

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If bet 90% of people cant squat their own body weight, let alone more than their own body weight.

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I certainly cannot and I only weigh 160lbs

I still wear cargo shorts. The finest invention in men's clothing.