Favorite Dumb and Dumber Quote

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Seven Costanza
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Lloyd:...I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: I dunno Lloyd, the French are aszholes.



What's yours?
Oblivious
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We got worms

(but i never did see the movie)
rooster86
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WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!
Jeff Spicoli
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Fall off the jetway again?
The Dude
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Big gulps, huh......Well, see ya later.
Ramblin Ror
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A place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano...a place called...Aspen.
OA5II
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LLOYD
What happened, Harry? Some little
filly break your heart?
HARRY
Nah, it was a girl. Fraida Felcher.
We stayed at a place like this once
GiveEmHellBill
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You can't quote that line without this part:

"I'm talking about a place where the beer flows like wine......"

[edit]damn, I was a minute late....

Harry: "I can't f-f-feel my hands anymore, they're n-n-numb."
Lloyd: "Well, you better take this extra pair of gloves. My hands are getting sweaty."
Harry: "Y-y-you had this extra pair of gloves all this time?"
Lloyd: "Yeah, we're in the Rockies."



[This message has been edited by GiveEmHellBill (edited 6/14/2004 3:13p).]
tiny94
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"What's the soup du jour?"

"That is the soup of the day"

"mmmmmmmm.. sounds good. i'll have that"
diablo loco
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"No, they caught up with em about a mile down the road and slit their throats.......it was a good one."
Catfish
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Samsonite...I was way off.
Farva
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"Look at that ass"

"Yeh, he must workout!"
Keegan99
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"So you're saying there's a chance..."
aggiebylegacy
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Keegan beat me to it...

[This message has been edited by aggiebylegacy (edited 6/14/2004 3:16p).]
Atreides Ornithopter
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"Yeah that John Denver was full of ****"
Digger03
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"Those your skis?"

"Both of 'em?"
PhiAggie
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That John Denvers full of $**t man!



VS
DtAg00
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........our pet's heads are falling off.....
Civil
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"Barteeeender?!?"

Warning: Never say this to a woman that is talking to you who has seen the movie and understands the significance of the statement.

[This message has been edited by Civil (edited 6/14/2004 3:39p).]
A&M Chopper
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I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
AggieDruggist89
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Frieda Feltcher...LOL...

Free to Felch her?

Not too many people got that one...
wessimo
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"Just when I think you can't possibly get any dumber, you go and do something like this...... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
KittyHawkAg
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"Just go man, just go."

DaveHimself
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Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Lloyd : Yeah! Unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.
redline248
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Somehow I expected them to be a little rockier. That John Denver's full of sh|t
sixiron
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when Jim Carrey is sitting at the bar and that girl keeps talking her head off...

"I DON'T CAAARRRE!!!"
scottytx
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Police officer: "Pullover..."

Harry: "No it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing"

Lloyd: "Yeah, killer boots Man
scottytx
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"I swallowed a june bug when we were driving in, I'm not real hungry"
gschon
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I get 50 miles to the gallon on this hog.
Whoop05
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I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
watty
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Harry: Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Jackal99
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"You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
dttd888
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Swanson: How about 7:45??

Lloyd: No, I have to do a few things, but how about a quarter to 8??
aTm2004
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"So why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
Whoop05
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Now don't you go dyin' on me!
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