Real answer?

Soy.

McDonalds french fries were originally prepared in beef tallow.

In 1990, tallow was eliminated from the formula and replaced with 100% vegetable oil.

I think the change from healthy saturated fat to pro inflammatory seed oils contributes to the health problems we face today. pic.twitter.com/zIBmObuMZA

— Robert Lufkin MD (@robertlufkinmd) February 20, 2023

The average American poops less than 1x/day.

LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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Above average

ANSWER:
Crisco was invented in 1901 by German scientists
who sold formula to Procter & Gamble.

P&G then paid the American Heart Association
$1.7 million dollars to promote the lie that
Crisco was healthier than cooking with animal fats.https://t.co/2CtfD36DNa pic.twitter.com/WBTivcv7Og

— Robert Lufkin MD (@robertlufkinmd) February 15, 2023

LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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I'm good for 2-3 at least.

LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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My brother only goes every 2-3 days.

I told him he's screwed up.

LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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But I'm in there for like an hour at a time, so I'm sure it all averages out to a perfectly healthy status.

You are all wrong. It's undiagnosed cases of cranial rectumitis. A serious problem in that social group of Gen Z and Millennials.

Too much time on toilet perusing TexAgs.

maroon barchetta said:

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LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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My brother only goes every 2-3 days.

I told him he's screwed up.

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That terrifies me.

LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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So I am probably making up for 3-4 Americans.

Whole grains aren't necessarily a new addition to the human diet though; folks have been consuming them for hundreds of years and the blue zone populations of the longest living populations eat way more veggies and grains and much less protein than other western diets.

Wouldn't surprise me if they find a link to something like microplastic consumption; bottled water and disposable plastic food packaging has become the norm in the past 30 years. That stuff running through folks digestive systems is a relatively new thing; along with the processed foods, maybe it's a factor in all this general intestinal inflammation (ibs, chrohns, ulcerative colitis, colon cancer, etc.) which seems to be happening more to younger folks…

BDG02 said:

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Whole grains aren't necessarily a new addition to the human diet though; folks have been consuming them for hundreds of years and the blue zone populations of the longest living populations eat way more veggies and grains and much less protein than other western diets.

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I was thinking the same, but are the whole grains we're eating fundamentally the same as those we were consuming a few hundred years ago? Probably not. We eat very selectively bred and manipulated versions of that.

So you think eating ass is causing the cancer?

Sea Speed said:

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Do people even smoke weed anymore? Why would you with all the edibles available?

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Difference between a dolphin and a tuna.

deer corn said:

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So you think eating ass is causing the cancer?

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OMG I HOPE NOT

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Sponge said:

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Cheap Chinese

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These. I know they have effectively no nutritional values, and might cause abutts cancer; but damn are they tasty.

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Fify

colon cancer is a scam to get people to poop in a box an mail it to perverts.

No one has brought up all the butt secks?

If Michael Douglas can get throat cancer from munching dirty box, and hpv causes most cases of cervical cancer, what about increased travel on the Hershey highway?

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infinity ag said:

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Too much meat drenched in hormones and god knows what.
No veggie in diet.

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All meat is drenched in hormones, genius... animals are living creatures with functional endocrine systems. Unless you're slaughtering animals immediately after implanting them, they've already metabolized the hormones and have pissed out the byproducts.

And not as many beef animals are implanted as you think. Chickens, I can't speak for.

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You obviously have no clue and are looking for ways to justify eating cheap steak everyday.
Go pay a few dollars more and get organic meat, you cheapskate! It's your health after all.

UTExan said:

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One of the reasons I posted this topic is the basic issue of gut health. Several years ago I developed some minor acid reflux and decided to eat a lot more oatmeal (overnight oats are the best!) , fruits, veggies and drop soda consumption. I also started drinking buttermilk and eating yogurt more frequently.

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All this is good. These days for lunch I have salad with avocados so lot of greens. I love steak and meat but I am reducing intake.

I feel good now, my gut is cleaned out every morning unlike earlier. I feel lighter.

LupinusTexensis said:

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Less veggie eating reduces the pooping frequency. I saw it in myself.
I eat more veggies esp for lunch and it flows out so fast and I don't even have to try!

infinity ag said:

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Go pay a few dollars more and get organic meat,

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also try a wet beverage.

LupinusTexensis said:

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Ugh. Being an average American sounds awful.

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maroon barchetta said:

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LupinusTexensis said:

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My brother only goes every 2-3 days.

I told him he's screwed up.

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That terrifies me.

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It's just the way his body works.

Probably shi**y diets

barbacoa taco said:

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LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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Ugh. Being an average American sounds awful.

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I agree, I basically roll on the hobbit meal schedule for pooping.

Guarantee I'm on Texags at these times

LupinusTexensis said:

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The average American poops less than 1x/day.

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I pooped while reading this thread