I'm pretty sure. During their reception, he asked some guy at the table I was at if anyone would notice if they snuck into one of the bathrooms and did it. The guy told him "you'll only be gone 30 seconds, so probably not." Some of us at the table offered to stand watch if he wanted.

Not my prank but I met the guy who did it. In Afghanistan he created a sign using an actual person and phone number from Bastion/Leatherneck and posted it on the port-a-potties at their FOB saying masturbation in the port-a-potties is prohibited. Much hilarity ensued until it wound up in a business insider article. Unamused generals calling down the chain of command was apparently less than hilarious but he was able to remain anonymous.

https://www.businessinsider.com/military-cracking-down-on-masturbation-in-afghanistan-2013-10?amp

Back in the late 90's…. told a group of South Side non-reg freshman in the dorms that the Aggie Band practice field was available for recreational use on Fridays. They organized a flag football game out there.

The beat down was glorious!

From the age of 12 to 18, I spent almost the entire summer at the beach. I'd spend a week or two with my uncle and cousin, then the next week or two with my family. My uncle and dad worked for the same company and could not both be off on vacation at the same time. One summer, I guess we were 13 or so, my cousin and I got bored, took an old wallet, tied some old time braided fishing line to it, and went down to the north jetty for our prank. Back then there was one (maybe two?) bait places along the side of the jetty and lights along the jetty to the bait camps. We would put the billfold just on the edge of the light given off and then get off the rocks and hide, waiting for a customer. Not everyone saw it, but if they did, when they reached for it we would yank it away with the string. Most people laughed at us, even congratulated us for the prank, a couple of people thought it was a rat, but this one dude got super pissed. He chased us down the beach toward Ft. Travis before he ran out of breath.

2 games of " I dare you" pranks from Jr High years.

Farm to Market bridges have drain holes in the lanes.

As a Jr High boy, I was told a cut off garden hose could be stuck through the drain hole. Always at night just as a car was driving over the bridge. Whacking the hose with their bumper.
Lots of good places to hide on a creek at night.
Lucky we didn't cause a wreck.


Our podunk town had a short, dead end back road leading to a couple of farms.
HS kids often went there to make out.

As Jr High boys, we once snuck up across a pasture to a truck and knocked on the windows.
Then ran like heck back across the pasture , watching the truck drive off like heck slinging gravel from its tires.
Lucky we didnt got shot at.

Picard said:

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Back in the late 90's…. told a group of South Side non-reg freshman in the dorms that the Aggie Band practice field was available for recreational use on Fridays. They organized a flag football game out there.

The beat down was glorious!

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one safe place said:

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From the age of 12 to 18, I spent almost the entire summer at the beach. I'd spend a week or two with my uncle and cousin, then the next week or two with my family. My uncle and dad worked for the same company and could not both be off on vacation at the same time.

One summer, I guess we were 13 or so, my cousin and I got bored, took an old wallet, tied some old time braided fishing line to it, and went down to the north jetty for our prank. Back then there was one (maybe two?) bait places along the side of the jetty and lights along the jetty to the bait camps.

We would put the billfold just on the edge of the light given off and then get off the rocks and hide, waiting for a customer. Not everyone saw it, but if they did, when they reached for it we would yank it away with the string.

Most people laughed at us, even congratulated us for the prank, a couple of people thought it was a rat, but this one dude got super pissed. He chased us down the beach toward Ft. Travis before he ran out of breath.

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FIFY

Somewhere in my youth;maybe 79, there was a story about someone stringing a rope between two mailboxes at night for a car to drive through. We didn't do that. But shorty after that news we found a spot on the street where one of those thick black caulk lines was aligned closely between two mailboxes. We crouched behind the mailboxes like we were going to lift it like it was a rope just as a car was driving by. One guy bought the ruse and locked up his brakes just as he approached the line. He jumped out and was running after us screaming as we ran off to hide, before he gave up and drove off. I'm not sure he ever knew there never really was a rope.

Not sure if you call this a prank- but High School, 9th grade streaking through the parking lot during lunch time. Our campus was set on approx 4 blocks- so lots of running. It was in the 70's, so a popular stunt back then. The coaches found out- got licks, promised not to do it again. After that, I took up "mooning". Mid 70's was no holds barred high school.

Worked for this offshore outfit where guys would leave their cars at the yard while offshore. We had a massive forklift made for picking up containers. Many a hand found their car in a container stacked 3 high or sitting on top of a container at the back of the yard.

One friend in high school told my other buddy's girlfriend that he got into a really bad car wreck on April fools and was in the hospital. That was not a good prank. Tears and histeria, she hung up and called her Mom freaking out.

I was only a spectator but learned what was over the line as far as pranks were concerned.

Win At Life said:

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Somewhere in my youth;maybe 79, there was a story about someone stringing a rope between two mailboxes at night for a car to drive through. We didn't do that. But shorty after that news we found a spot on the street where one of those thick black caulk lines was aligned closely between two mailboxes. We crouched behind the mailboxes like we were going to lift it like it was a rope just as a car was driving by. One guy bought the ruse and locked up his brakes just as he approached the line. He jumped out and was running after us screaming as we ran off to hide, before he gave up and drove off. I'm not sure he ever knew there never really was a rope.

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We did this numerous times as well.

Another one I'm kinda proud of...

My sister moved to a new town and began a new job a few months ahead of her 39th birthday. When her birthday rolled around, I sent a "Happy 40th / Over the Hill" balloon bouquet to her work, so that she would have to try to convince her new co-workers that she was "Only 39...Really!"

Uh huh...Sure you are

Sticks&Stones said:

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Another one I'm kinda proud of...

My sister moved to a new town and began a new job a few months ahead of her 39th birthday. Sensing an opportunity, I sent a "Happy 40th / Over the Hill" balloon bouquet to her work, so that she would have to try to convince her new co-workers that she was "Only 39...Really!"

Uh huh...Sure you are

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Filing this one away. I haven't reeeaalllly pissed off my wife in awhile

My friend and I used to empty out windex bottles and clean them out real good. Then dump the blue soda called Nehii Blue in the windex bottle. Then go around to people 'watch this, we're crazy..lolz!' and spray it in our mouths.
I also had a PA speaker under the hood of my car. We would pull up to Sonic next to another car and my friend would take their order, (which they would never get).

As a senior in high school, classes finished for us but the rest of school still had a few more days. My school had double glass doors with handles on the outside. 6 of us decided to lock them all up on a Sunday night/Monday morning. We had bought enough lengths of chain and padlocks to do all 30-something doors. We locked about 25 before a guard saw us. We had cruised by late at night numerous times without seeing a guard, so this surprised us. Got away without getting caught. Went back a few nights later and chained up the entrance to the student parking lot.

The counselors office of my high school had a side door that opened onto a hallway between a couple of rows of lockers. The door wasn't really used and was always locked so that area turned into a hangout between classes where guys would lean up against it.

One of my friends had a period where he worked in the office so we convinced him to slip a piece of cardboard between the door and the frame so that it wouldn't latch. The bell rings and we head over to the lockers just as someone leans against the door and falls straight back onto the floor of the office.

Not my first but my longest - 14 years running

Before we graduated (class of 08 howdygigemwhoop) I hid half a deck of cards in one of my roommate's things - his books, DVD cases, notebooks, folders, drawers, shoes, jacket pockets, inside suit coat pockets, backpack / bags, etc etc.

Except these were no ordinary playing cards. These are of naked dudes posing with large boners in curious positions.

Got a text from him this morning that he found another one of the cards.

So, you kept the other half of the deck for yourself? No, judgment here. You do you.

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Early on in my life, I tried to pull off the funny "52 Card Pickup" prank to my sister but ended up in crying meltdown mode picking them up myself since she had done the prank perfectly on me weeks earlier and refused to participate.

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This explains a lot.

Win At Life said:

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So, you kept the other half of the deck for yourself? No, judgment here. You do you.

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Nope. Put a good chunk of those in my ex's things right before he moved out.

My dad is playing the long game on an EPIC prank. Christmas Eve, 1985, he went out for cigarettes. Still hasn't come back! You got us, Pops!

NoahAg said:

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My dad is playing the long game on an EPIC prank. Christmas Eve, 1985, he went out for cigarettes. Still hasn't come back! You got us, Pops!

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Same story here but I think he left for a piece of ass and I hadn't quite come out of the oven yet. Good one dude.

Back in high school we used to do a version of the Jackass street fishing prank. We would use a purse and put it out in the middle of a semi-busy residential street. There's something about making a person stop and get out of their car that makes the prank even better.

We did it all the time, and it was always just a matter of time before we would get shut down by the cops...

I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Had a college roommate (house with 4 guys) randomly decide to buy a tarantula as a pet.

Did you know tarantulas shed their exoskeleton once every few months? I was not aware of it until he and the other roommates would place it under my sheets after a night of drinking or in the car cup holder.

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I'm deathly afraid of spiders. Had a college roommate (house with 4 guys) randomly decide to buy a tarantula as a pet.

Did you know tarantulas shed their exoskeleton once every few months? I was not aware of it until he and the other roommates would place it under my sheets after a night of drinking or in the car cup holder.

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Got into my friends wallets, found their condoms and poked holes in them with a needle.