So my wife and I have date night each week on Monday night and we alternate picking the restaurants.

We thought we should do another night each week where the one not picking dinner gets a night (after the kids are down) where they get 3 "wishes" that the other has to grant and can't turn down.

Examples (cook dinner, foot massage, seggsy time, etc…)

Only rules are can't ask for something twice and has to be reasonable.

What are some other good ideas to ask for?

Serious and funny answers welcome

Your marriage therapy is lame

"Wash my truck"

This board has slipped sooooooooooooo……far. The obvious has yet to be stated.

B-1 83 said:

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Buttsex

713nervy said:

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B-1 83 said:

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This board has slipped sooooooooooooo……far. The obvious has yet to be stated.

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Buttsex

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There is hope…….very little……but hope nonetheless.

Steal the constitution

LOL

• Clean the kitchen
• Do the laundry
• Dust
• (above may trigger fun below)

Fun-Home

• Geeks Who Drink trivia at local bar/pub (I think it's online too on some days via YouTube somehow) https://www.geekswhodrink.com/
• Cook together at home via food delivery (EveryPlate, HelloFresh, etc). May be able to do a dinner (after the kids are down) to use for leftovers/lunch the next day...makes the next day a little smoother which helps mitigate stress.
• Find list of segs positions online and go through them 1-at-a-time
• Strip for each other after the kids are down
• Online book club
• Post crazy **** on Nextdoor

Fun-Out

• Geeks Who Drink trivia at local pub (I think it's online too on some days via YouTube) https://www.geekswhodrink.com/
• Cooking class (Central Market or similar)
• Comedy club
• Self-checkout at HEB.

1. Make me a drink.
2. BJ
3. Pack your crap and get gone.

I like this idea. ESPECIALLY if you're not in the practice of asking for what you need, and so many of us are not because that's scary.

Butt stuff?

B-1 83 said:

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your... mom?

Drunk exploding kittens

toucan82 said:

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B-1 83 said:

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your... mom?

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I will accept this answer, as well as the obvious. Well played, good sir!

713nervy said:

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I like this idea. ESPECIALLY if you're not in the practice of asking for what you need, and so many of us are not because that's scary.

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"It's okay, honey. I really want you to ask me for whatever you want."

OP:

Weirdos.

You want to watch Rick & Morty?

Claude! said:

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You want to watch Rick & Morty?

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This guy gets it.

Just let me watch Bloodsport with a glass of whiskey and no talking.

1) put on bonkers lingerie + eff me heels
2) fix us both a drink or two
3) absurdly wild sex until neither of us can see/walk/think

How is this difficult?

How about you touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of her throat?

713nervy said:

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I like this idea. ESPECIALLY if you're not in the practice of asking for what you need, and so many of us are not because that's scary.

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Michael Hutchence gave that a shot and hung himself.

Remember when those mint breath strips were a fun way to experiment? Make it a mix of old school and new school by going down on your wife's boyfriend with a mint in your mouth!

Username checks out? .

Hold up.

So if your wish is sex one week, you can never ask for it again?

Who made up these rules???

Seggsy

Need some examples of reasonable and unreasonable.

- Order food and answer the door naked?
- Go commando during a night out?
- Have to say "Roger" every time you complete a sentence all night?
- Must order at the bar in baby talk?
- Leave a big tip and hey mobile number for the bartender?

Buy the game "Loopy". It has tasks that you, or the other person, performs depending on a spin of a wheel. There are "draw a card", "draw a card from the bonus deck", "remove a piece of clothing", "choose any of the sections", and "transition to the next level" categories on the wheel. The levels consist of talking, kisses, fondles, and sex positions in that order. The idea is that you learn things about your partner through talking, before transitioning to more explicit tasks with each category. It had my wife excited to perform the tasks on each card, many of which were things she normally wouldn't want to do, or had never done before. 10/10 would recommend for anyone wanting a sexy date night that could enhance your sex life

Welp, Alias has that in his shopping cart right about now.

You could always play the all time classics "what's in my mouth?" and "who's in my mouth?"

713nervy said:

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Welp, Alias has that in his shopping cart right about now.

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I mean...

You already own it? Those were the only two options here.

Just type the word sex.

Sex
Sexy
Sexier
Sex with your mom