Most "Florida woman" of Florida women

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NoahAg
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I'm not saying mental illness is funny, but causes folks to do funny things. Much gold in this story, all the way to the end.
Florida woman rescued from storm drain...for the third time!
Just a few highlights.
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Kennedy reportedly ignored them and climbed into a storm drain pipe. Delray police said she refused to come out and began crawling farther into the culvert pipe
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the fire department previously rescued Kennedy from a storm drain in March 2021 after she had been missing for three weeks.
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Kennedy told police she went swimming in a canal near her boyfriend's house on March 3, the same night her boyfriend reported her as missing. While swimming, she said she entered a doorway in the shallow part of the canal and noticed a tunnel. She continued following tunnels until she realized she was lost.
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The woman, who was 43 at the time, told police she had been walking in the sewer system for about three weeks. She also said she had been living off an unopened can of ginger ale she found in the drain while looking for a way out.
Huh?
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Police contacted her mother, who said she has a history of mental illness, is a frequent user of illegal narcotics and has a history of doing "odd things" and "making bad decisions."
Understatement of the year!
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Police said her license had been suspended 17 times from 2007 to 2020.
Holy crap! Certainly not rookie numbers.
Let's go, Brandon!
dabo man
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Florida man (Florida men just looks wrong) will be lining up for her after this article.

Florida man that got drunk and tossed an alligator on his roof will be at the front of the line.
concac
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I wasn't expecting her to look like this at all.



* Edit *

Guess that was her MySpace pic.

Her mugshot:

NoahAg
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Well let's see how YOU look after 3 weeks in the sewers!
I say she ain't bad lookin for a Ninja Turtle.
Let's go, Brandon!
Anchorhold
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Spelunking is rather popular in florida. Not sure why she tried it in grand prairie a few years ago.
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The fact that she doesn't appear to have pink eye seems quite remarkable
Ag81Golf
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Be honest, if you had been wandering aimlessly in a sewer system for three weeks and ran into her you would probably hit it.
Ol_Ag_02
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She lived in a sewer for three weeks, probably not a whole lot she's gonna say no to.
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How did she spend 3 weeks down there and not come out with some kind of super power?
80s Guy
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Builder93 said:

How did she spend 3 weeks down there and not come out with some kind of super power?


Yet…
Ol_Ag_02
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Builder93 said:

How did she spend 3 weeks down there and not come out with some kind of super power?


Pretty sure her super power is surviving bacterial infection.
Shoefly!
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Anchorhold said:

Spelunking is rather popular in florida. Not sure why she tried it in grand prairie a few years ago.

Nutria, there's a $$ bounty on Nutria in Florida. Grand Prarie, who knows!
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Apache
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LMAO 3 weeks? She's been shacking up with someone and made that crap up.
Even FloridaWoman can't survive 3 weeks on Ginger Ale alone.
Doctor Rosenrosen
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The Dirty Sock said:


Bortles!
vin1041
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Meth!
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