I'm not saying mental illness is funny, but causes folks to do funny things. Much gold in this story, all the way to the end.
Florida woman rescued from storm drain...for the third time!
Just a few highlights.
Florida woman rescued from storm drain...for the third time!
Just a few highlights.
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Kennedy reportedly ignored them and climbed into a storm drain pipe. Delray police said she refused to come out and began crawling farther into the culvert pipe
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the fire department previously rescued Kennedy from a storm drain in March 2021 after she had been missing for three weeks.
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Kennedy told police she went swimming in a canal near her boyfriend's house on March 3, the same night her boyfriend reported her as missing. While swimming, she said she entered a doorway in the shallow part of the canal and noticed a tunnel. She continued following tunnels until she realized she was lost.
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The woman, who was 43 at the time, told police she had been walking in the sewer system for about three weeks. She also said she had been living off an unopened can of ginger ale she found in the drain while looking for a way out.
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Police contacted her mother, who said she has a history of mental illness, is a frequent user of illegal narcotics and has a history of doing "odd things" and "making bad decisions."
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Police said her license had been suspended 17 times from 2007 to 2020.
Let's go, Brandon!