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not hedge
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10:59a, 1/18/23
What's the worst insult somebody has told you?
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NoahAg
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11:05a, 1/18/23
I've been accused of being too humble and caring about others.
Let's go, Brandon!
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In reply to not hedge • 11:05a, 1/18/23
not hedge said:
What's the worst insult somebody has told you?
You go first and then it will be the EOT as no one can top it.
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11:05a, 1/18/23
I got called "hedge"!
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not hedge
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In reply to jwoodmd • 11:09a, 1/18/23
I was told by Irish my dad shoudve pulled out
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11:13a, 1/18/23
I was told that I should have ****ing ***ed when my ***** of a **** was *****ing my ****ing ****head of a ****ing ***** when I was ****ed in the *** by *****'s big ****.

Pretty brutal, if I'm being honest.
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not hedge
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In reply to Philo B 93 • 11:15a, 1/18/23
I can't read any of that
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Shoefly!
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In reply to not hedge • 11:27a, 1/18/23
Yo Momma!
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11:32a, 1/18/23
Got called a POS a couple years ago by a customer for an honest mistake that was easily fixed for no extra cost to anyone.
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11:38a, 1/18/23
Some kid told me I sounded like Squidward in an MW3 lobby back in 2011. I was in absolute shambles for the rest of the day.
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not hedge
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In reply to HossAg • 11:39a, 1/18/23
I got called the n word for coughing in MW2. Hard R too
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In reply to not hedge • 11:40a, 1/18/23
Yeah that's a daily occurrence on COD. Doesn't even register in my brain anymore.
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12:39p, 1/18/23
From someone who out-ranked me….

"Come here Marine! And I use that term loosely."
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12:51p, 1/18/23
One time I was playing pickup basketball and a guy on the other team told me my mother was an astronaut
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1:01p, 1/18/23
a man with a funny accent once farted in my general direction.
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In reply to Philo B 93 • 1:05p, 1/18/23
Philo B 93 said:
I was told that I should have ****ing ***ed when my ***** of a **** was *****ing my ****ing ****head of a ****ing ***** when I was ****ed in the *** by *****'s big ****.

Pretty brutal, if I'm being honest.


What year did you go through boot camp?
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not hedge
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In reply to toucan82 • 1:16p, 1/18/23
I don't get it
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3:39p, 1/18/23
Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.
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THE_CHOSEN_ONE
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3:45p, 1/18/23
A friend of mine has a sister with Down's syndrome. One time his dad got really mad at him and said, "I swear to god, sometimes I think you're dumber than your sister."
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In reply to THE_CHOSEN_ONE • 5:30p, 1/18/23
OMG
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In reply to not hedge • 7:58p, 1/18/23
not hedge said:
I was told by Irish my dad shoudve pulled out


The best part of you ended up on your momma stomach
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In reply to BBRex • 8:36p, 1/18/23
BBRex said:
Philo B 93 said:
I was told that I should have ****ing ***ed when my ***** of a **** was *****ing my ****ing ****head of a ****ing ***** when I was ****ed in the *** by *****'s big ****.

Pretty brutal, if I'm being honest.


What year did you go through boot camp?
Boot camp? That's my fish fall semester…..
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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2:04a, 1/19/23
Someone in the zoo accused me of being a sip.
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9:31a, 1/19/23
My drill instructor in one of his many ways of motivating, told me he wished that I went to Iraq and ****ing died. This was back in 2004. Always stuck with me.

I did go to Iraq in 2006, but what did I say to the god of death? Not today...
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9:35a, 1/19/23
one time my football coach stopped practice to ask a kid "Mosley, why do you think you suck so bad?"
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9:35a, 1/19/23
I have called myself much worse things than anyone else has.
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9:38a, 1/19/23
"Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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9:41a, 1/19/23
Not my story, but a friends:

Left fielder makes a good catch in scrimmage baseball game, gets up feeling good about himself. His coach yells from across the field "DEAR DIARY, TODAY I CAUGHT A BALL!"
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Martin Q. Blank
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10:14a, 1/19/23
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In reply to not hedge • 10:14a, 1/19/23
not hedge said:
I got called the n word for coughing in MW2. Hard R too

You do have a habit of being a nagger.
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In reply to BenFiasco14 • 11:08a, 1/19/23
BenFiasco14 said:
"Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."


"Well I had sex with your wife!"
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Husky Boy Jr.
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11:33a, 1/19/23
What my wife says to me in bed is our business thank you very much
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12:11p, 1/19/23
I told a kid in high school he should reconsider his constant decision to keep living.
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12:35p, 1/19/23
One of the lines in that show about the rich girl NYC German heiress grifter kills me.

"What are you wearing? You look poor."
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In reply to Martin Q. Blank • 1:05p, 1/19/23
Martin Q. Blank said:
"I'm not angry, just disappointed in you."
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