maroon barchetta said:

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Have Tandy and Chester watch the kids.

Or you and Chester watch the kids and Tandy can take your wife to the party.

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Babysitting is $6 an hour, check my MySpace for references. One kid went to ER one time, but he knew what he was getting into challenging a 30 year old to a paintball match

I will not, however, attend the party with your wife. My tuxedo is getting altered

$6/hour. Inflation. Sheesh. It used to be $8 for the night, you could take two popsicles from the fridge, and keep the old birdcage you found in the garbage.

Best office Christmas party we ever had was when we chartered ayacht for the party and booked rooms for everyone at a harbor hotel. Everyone could have fun. No one had to worry about driving and the food was amazing

The "managers" are all at a fancy afternoon lunch and will be gone the rest of the day. Not announced, they just all snuck out like we wouldn't notice, but the office snitch told everyone where they went.

The pawns get to cater their own party on Thursday during working hours. And by cater, I mean we have to bring/make something and share.

I am a pawn.

As long as you didn't type this on your work computer - solid plan!

I've shared this same thought for years.
I've skipped them for the past decade and do not give a flying fushack.

https://instagr.am/p/C0cEeUZpJCW

to my knowledge we aren't having a Christmas party. We got to pick out 3 Christmas gifts

That looks exactly like the limo that was in front of us heading into the parking lot this afternoon in Lubbock! We were up there to see my stepdaughter graduate from Tech.

jetch17 said:

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We just loaded this ho up out in west Texas this week and barhopped - that was my client Christmas party

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U bragging?? Hope not

...said by someone sitting at home and not invited to their company Christmas party.

Lake08 said:

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jetch17 said:

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We just loaded this ho up out in west Texas this week and barhopped - that was my client Christmas party

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U bragging?? Hope not

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No, merely stating this is what the 'Christmas party' was this year - easy and everyone had a good time

Don't do it

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8upk5ts/

I was supposed to go to my company Christmas party and drink all the free beer. Instead I decided a weekend with the flu sounded more fun