Lex's Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

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AggieArchitect04
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6:29p, 11/24/22
Tried all these on my gf. She's not impressed.

Guess she's colder than Thanksgiving leftovers.
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jetch17
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6:31p, 11/24/22
I have gas.

But for real though.
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Ags4DaWin
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6:35p, 11/24/22
Hey babe this pumpkin pie isn't the only thing I will be putting whipped cream on and eating today.
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Ags4DaWin
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7:13p, 11/24/22
I love this time of year, because everything tastes like pumpkin spice.

Looks you up and down.

And I mean everything.
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Lex
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 7:18p, 11/24/22
AggieArchitect04 said:
Tried all these on my gf. She's not impressed.

Guess she's colder than Thanksgiving leftovers.


Try honking her boobs. That always makes me giggle.
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Lex
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7:19p, 11/24/22
Gobble gobble, Take it easy on the throttle.

Mash potatoes, not your head.

These were on a sign close to Victoria.
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In reply to javajaws • 7:37p, 11/24/22
javajaws said:
What's the difference between turkey and your mom? I can't stand eating turkey two days in a row.
Also, not everybody's had turkey.
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In reply to Lex • 7:42p, 11/24/22
Lex said:
Gobble gobble, Take it easy on the throttle.

Mash potatoes, not your head.

These were on a sign close to Victoria.


They were in HTine Hol it Dine as well...as I drove past a gigantic mess of a wreck on the 610 ship channel bridge.
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Txmoe
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 7:48p, 11/24/22
AggieArchitect04 said:
Tried all these on my gf. She's not impressed.

Guess she's colder than Thanksgiving leftovers.
Like leftovers, I'm sure she'll be better the next day.
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Lex
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In reply to Cromagnum • 7:50p, 11/24/22
Cromagnum said:
Lex said:
Gobble gobble, Take it easy on the throttle.

Mash potatoes, not your head.

These were on a sign close to Victoria.


They were in HTine Hol it Dine as well...as I drove past a gigantic mess of a wreck on the 610 ship channel bridge.


How basic, at least they were clever.
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6:52a, 11/25/22
Who wants a ride on the gravy boat?
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AgsMyDude
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7:21a, 11/25/22
Mind shucking my corn?
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In reply to Lex • 8:03a, 11/25/22
Lex said:
I hear you got something I can gobble on!


Flashbacks to watching Gigli.
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Lex
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8:33a, 11/25/22
Idk what that means.
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11:03a, 11/25/22
I should call her….

FJB
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Grapes
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8:20p, 11/25/22
As she stirs the macaroni…. "That sounds like us."
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In reply to Lex • 10:46p, 11/25/22
Lex said:
Are you a TURKEY?!?? Because youuuuu are HOT! Because I wanna stuff you


FIFY
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Grapes
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9:15p, 11/26/22
Let me massage you giblets.
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ThunderCougarFalconBird
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9:23p, 11/26/22
My ovary baster is a whole lot bigger than your turkey baster.
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Grapes
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9:54p, 11/26/22
If its going to be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my d!ck in the mash patatas…
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