Lex's Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

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Lex
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9:46a, 11/24/22
Are you a TURKEY?!?? Because youuuuu are HOT!
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Lex
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9:46a, 11/24/22
Danggggg! You put the a-s-s in casserole!
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Lex
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9:47a, 11/24/22
This dinner isn't the only thing making your pants tighter.
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Lex
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9:48a, 11/24/22
Would you like to come and baste my turkey?
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Lex
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9:48a, 11/24/22
You put the PUMP in pumpkin pie!
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Lex
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9:49a, 11/24/22
I hear you got something I can gobble on!
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BaitShack
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9:51a, 11/24/22
We're only related by marriage. ?
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Lex
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9:51a, 11/24/22
If you have any better ones please tell me so I can add them to my list.
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Lex
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In reply to BaitShack • 9:52a, 11/24/22
BaitShack said:
We're only related by marriage. ?


That sounds like some scary family stuff there.
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9:53a, 11/24/22
My Thanksgiving meal isn't complete without Vitamin U.
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9:55a, 11/24/22
I know it's cold outside this Thanksgiving, but don't worry. My jacket is made of boyfriend material.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to BaitShack • 9:56a, 11/24/22
BaitShack said:
We're only related by marriage. ?
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Stringfellow Hawke
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9:56a, 11/24/22
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9:57a, 11/24/22
Happy Thanksgiving! Now PM me your tits
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Stringfellow Hawke
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10:00a, 11/24/22
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10:04a, 11/24/22
The Turkey and I have this in common; eating us will put you into a coma.
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10:06a, 11/24/22
Trying so hard not to make a certain joke about a certain dessert dish. Pretty sure that's an Insta-ban.
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swc93
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10:06a, 11/24/22
The rolls aren't the only thing rising.
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LeisureSuitLarry
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10:17a, 11/24/22
If you' want stuffing, I have just the tool for you.
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Goodnight Irene
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10:35a, 11/24/22
How bout some turkey and undressing?
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Ginormus Ag
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10:47a, 11/24/22
It's Thanksgiving. Let's f***.
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In reply to BaitShack • 10:52a, 11/24/22
BaitShack said:
We're only related by marriage. ?


SEC culture
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10:58a, 11/24/22
Just blasted these to the wife across the living room and got her real riled up. Thanks
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10:58a, 11/24/22
Pull my bone and make a wish.
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Lex
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In reply to Ag_N_Houston • 11:55a, 11/24/22
Ag_N_Houston said:
Pull my bone and make a wish.


The only thing that would make this better is if it was

Pull my bone(r) and make a wish.
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Lex
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11:56a, 11/24/22
Thank you all for your contributions! I love it! I'm literally laughing out loud at most of these!
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12:00p, 11/24/22
What's the difference between turkey and your mom? I can't stand eating turkey two days in a row.
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12:04p, 11/24/22
Do you like sports after Thanksgiving dinner? 'Cause here are my balls…
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Stringfellow Hawke
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2:06p, 11/24/22
We should do this more than once a year…

I'm so glad you came….

That's what she said
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4:50p, 11/24/22
GIRL LET ME TASTE THAT GRAVY
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Ags4DaWin
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5:42p, 11/24/22
Hey babe. This year you can have MY drumstick.
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6:05p, 11/24/22
I have some nuts for your pie.
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6:06p, 11/24/22
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Talon2DSO
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6:11p, 11/24/22
Oh baby, are you turkey gravy because I just came all over my pants.
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In reply to Talon2DSO • 6:24p, 11/24/22
Talon2DSO said:
Oh baby, are you turkey gravy because I just came all over my pants.

Wtf?
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