Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Simple rule I have for the man I date
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Oh ok
Freaking high maintenance.
Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
There should be multiple suitors for you here then.
Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Will you accept 1/2?
FJB
Everyone likes a clean *******
/toucanpirate84
/toucanpirate84
toucanpirate84 Is a good name for a clean *******.
You're not alone. In fact I'm exclusively attracted to *******s with good hygiene. Which is why I've recused myself from dating indefinitely.
LOL I literally just noticed my mistake. Or is it a mistake??
Good hygiene can entail a lot of factors. General showering habits. Dental. Nail care. Manscaping. I think we're gonna need specific requirements, especially on that last one
I said it's a simple rule. Why would I go into detail?
It's not actually that simple, which is probably why you are single
I'm not disagreeing with you. According to the GB there are many reasons.
Hi PiratePirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Does that mean no turtlenecks?
Win At Life said:Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Does that mean no turtlenecks?
Sounds like she's going to want the V-neck
Pirate04 said:
LOL I literally just noticed my mistake. Or is it a mistake??
Mistake? Or Freudian slip?
Lol. Absolutely no ****ing way this is true.
Women are far more critical and discriminating than men. OP may not be aware she has a laundry list of other qualifications but those will surface 6-12 months after dating.
Women are far more critical and discriminating than men. OP may not be aware she has a laundry list of other qualifications but those will surface 6-12 months after dating.
AggieArchitect04 said:
Lol. Absolutely no ****ing way this is true.
Women are far more critical and discriminating than men. OP may not be aware she has a laundry list of other qualifications but those will surface 6-12 months after dating.
You misspelled days.
It's that first one that always gets me.
I'm pretty sure the first one is a requirement for most women. But whatever.
I must have found a unicorn then.AggieArchitect04 said:
Lol. Absolutely no ****ing way this is true.
Women are far more critical and discriminating than men. OP may not be aware she has a laundry list of other qualifications but those will surface 6-12 months after dating.
Actually, I'm pretty sure the secret is to corrupt them before they form such critical and discriminating thoughts. This is why marrying them young is so important! Give them 10 years of sampling other goods and they won't be happy with anyone!
Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Then why aren't you married?
Lol I know this is a troll but I will play along.
javajaws said:I must have found a unicorn then.AggieArchitect04 said:
Lol. Absolutely no ****ing way this is true.
Women are far more critical and discriminating than men. OP may not be aware she has a laundry list of other qualifications but those will surface 6-12 months after dating.
Actually, I'm pretty sure the secret is to corrupt them before they form such critical and discriminating thoughts. This is why marrying them young is so important! Give them 10 years of sampling other goods and they won't be happy with anyone!
Not far off.
Studies show that the more sexual partners a woman has had the more difficult it is for her to pair bond psychologically to a single mate.
This is why u don't marry *****s.
Sorry I left the toilet seat up again…
Because she's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Duh.Ags4DaWin said:Pirate04 said:
Do be an *******.
Oh, and have good hygiene.
Then why aren't you married?
Lol I know this is a troll but I will play along.
I suggest the OP invests in dog food companies.
Pinochet11 said:
I suggest the OP invests in cat food companies.
FIFY
He just can't help himself, can he.
And he's ALWAYS posting. Does he have a life?
No kidding. He should go to the Zoo and gripe about terrible football instead of posting while waiting for his curbside delivery of dinner.
Kind of an obsessed psycho.
FNG-like.
FNG-like.
@nervy- It's a compulsion.
@-thegreatcornholio- I travel alot for work so alot of downtime. And travel sports have stopped for awhile. You will notice most of my posts happen in clumps.
Edit
If the rest of you ******s would post interesting stuff I could just browse instead of feeling the need to contribute.
@-thegreatcornholio- I travel alot for work so alot of downtime. And travel sports have stopped for awhile. You will notice most of my posts happen in clumps.
Edit
If the rest of you ******s would post interesting stuff I could just browse instead of feeling the need to contribute.
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