Anchorhold said:

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Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest.

For I have synonymed.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) September 28, 2020

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ToddyHill said:

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Walter Mercado

Mucho, Mucho, Amor.

More Horoscope related though...

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He looks like a corpse. And apparently now is one.

maroon barchetta said:

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I dated a girl whose mom was all about seeing these clowns in person any chance she got. It was bizarre.

The mom always had TBN on the tv if we went over to the mom's house. Freaking Jan Crouch and that set that looked like what I imagine a French bordello looks like inside.

The televangelists didn't teach the mom not to cheat on her husband with guys half her age.

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Out of peaked curiosity I'm going to insist on rule #1 for the mom.

duffelpud said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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I dated a girl whose mom was all about seeing these clowns in person any chance she got. It was bizarre.

The mom always had TBN on the tv if we went over to the mom's house. Freaking Jan Crouch and that set that looked like what I imagine a French bordello looks like inside.

The televangelists didn't teach the mom not to cheat on her husband with guys half her age.

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Out of peaked curiosity I'm going to insist on rule #1 for the mom.

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Many years ago you would have appreciated a pic.

You would not appreciate it today.

Gotta be Oral Roberts and the 900 foot Jesus.

https://beyondchron.org/he-talked-to-a-900-foot-jesus/

Garner Ted Armstrong

maroon barchetta said:

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Dr. Gene Scott was a fascinating late night watch during Desert Storm era of talking heads on tv.

Dude would fire up cigars while wearing a Desert Storm hat and his tinted glasses. Selling his cassette tape series on how Sadaam had been prophesied and using the word "forthwith" as often as possible.

It was a glorious train wreck.

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My friends were enjoying late Saturday night libations while flipping channels. They stopped on a video of what looked like a horse trainer standing in the center of a corral leading a horse in a circle around him while some bluegrass/zydeco song played.
In the middle of the song the screen suddenly switched to a closeup of Dr. Gene staring at the camera. He said, "You're still sinnin'" and it went right back to the horse video.

Dollar is small time. Reverend Ike had at least 16 Rolls Royces , among many other vehicles.

I remember this one making the rounds during Harvey

C1NRB said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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Dr. Gene Scott was a fascinating late night watch during Desert Storm era of talking heads on tv.

Dude would fire up cigars while wearing a Desert Storm hat and his tinted glasses. Selling his cassette tape series on how Sadaam had been prophesied and using the word "forthwith" as often as possible.

It was a glorious train wreck.

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My friends were enjoying late Saturday night libations while flipping channels. They stopped on a video of what looked like a horse trainer standing in the center of a corral leading a horse in a circle around him while some bluegrass/zydeco song played.
In the middle of the song the screen suddenly switched to a closeup of Dr. Gene staring at the camera. He said, "You're still sinnin'" and it went right back to the horse video.

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He was a really weird dude.

Is there an attractive female televangelist with big cans in the age range of about 35 to 55 out there anywhere? If so, she is my favorite.

Porn star turned pastor.

https://www.faithpot.com/brittni-de-la-mora-testimony/

Jimmy Lee Farnsworth

BurnetAggie99 said:

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Porn star turned pastor.

https://www.faithpot.com/brittni-de-la-mora-testimony/

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Yep, she is my favorite.

Peter Lemonsyellow

duffelpud said:

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Peter Lemonsyellow

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That's Peter Lemonjello....and btw, your house is on fire.

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Still on TV, now with his son and grandson. WOW!

If I look proud of my grandson in this photograph, it’s because I am. I believe the Lord is using this young man to encourage the body of Christ around the world. So, from one man of God to another, happy birthday, @GabeSwaggart. Your grandmother and I love you. pic.twitter.com/YiRJyGoFVk

— Jimmy Swaggart (@JimmyLSwaggart) September 19, 2021

Uncle Baby Billy

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BurnetAggie99 said:

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Still on TV, now with his son and grandson. WOW!

If I look proud of my grandson in this photograph, it’s because I am. I believe the Lord is using this young man to encourage the body of Christ around the world. So, from one man of God to another, happy birthday, @GabeSwaggart. Your grandmother and I love you. pic.twitter.com/YiRJyGoFVk

— Jimmy Swaggart (@JimmyLSwaggart) September 19, 2021

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Baker Mayfield is Jimmy Swaggarts grandson?

Dr.Rumack said:

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Farting Preacher of gtfo.

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Robert Tilton FTW!

In the 2000s he was still preaching on BET. Might still be...I haven't flipped channels since.

NashBridges said:

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Gotta be Oral Roberts and the 900 foot Jesus.

https://beyondchron.org/he-talked-to-a-900-foot-jesus/

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This is a sculpture on the campus of Oral Roberts University. The story is that the hands were originally open, until somebody held a dollar bill in between them.

NashBridges said:

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Gotta be Oral Roberts and the 900 foot Jesus.

https://beyondchron.org/he-talked-to-a-900-foot-jesus/

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shut your face. I went to college there

Duckhook said:

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NashBridges said:

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Gotta be Oral Roberts and the 900 foot Jesus.

https://beyondchron.org/he-talked-to-a-900-foot-jesus/

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This is a sculpture on the campus of Oral Roberts University. The story is that the hands were originally open, until somebody held a dollar bill in between them.

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again, went to college here....

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rlb28 said:

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BurnetAggie99 said:

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Still on TV, now with his son and grandson. WOW!

If I look proud of my grandson in this photograph, it’s because I am. I believe the Lord is using this young man to encourage the body of Christ around the world. So, from one man of God to another, happy birthday, @GabeSwaggart. Your grandmother and I love you. pic.twitter.com/YiRJyGoFVk

— Jimmy Swaggart (@JimmyLSwaggart) September 19, 2021

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Baker Mayfield is Jimmy Swaggarts grandson?

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AND i went to college with his grandchildren. One of my roommates was really good friends with his granddaughter

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NashBridges said:

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Gotta be Oral Roberts and the 900 foot Jesus.

https://beyondchron.org/he-talked-to-a-900-foot-jesus/

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shut your face. I went to college there

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Your mom goes to college.

not sure if I missed it or not, but coming from a very staunchly religious family I grew up hearing a lot of Billy Graham. the family even went to one of his sermons in Dallas once.

Another guy who was kind of a friend of the family was Rocky Freeman. Much less well known but was a nice guy and based on his recorded life story had a wild, wild life.

https://www.discogs.com/release/8726370-Rocky-Freeman-Justified-Testimony-Of-Evangelist-Rocky-Freeman

"Recorded Live At First Baptist Church, Maryville, Missouri".

"I was born in an Orthodox Jewish home and raised in the disciplines of it. I began to wander in my teen-age life until I turned to sin as the satisfaction of my life. After groping to find myself I began to take narcotic drugs and then to involvement with heroin. I became involved with an organization dealing in gambling and prostitution, never hearing that Jesus of Nazareth is the Messiah."

Reverend Al