Everyone at work still thinks I'm the smart one and won't leave me alone. No, I don't know the answer. No, "ask poopypants, he knows everything" should've never been a thing.
I don't know, stop asking me, look it up, I'm not your personal dictionary/encyclopedia/Siri.
And sure as hell don't ask me things when the answers are right in front of you.
All these people want me to give them fish. How about your fish for yourself? I already told you how to throw the reel out there and get a bite but you still want me to hand you the damn fish. No. I'm not your fisherman. I don't work down by the seawall, I don't work on a boat, I hate the freaking water, I don't want to drown and you're driving me insane!
So stop it.