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Absurd Trolley Problems

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Swarely
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9:16p, 7/6/22
Would you rather kill 5 lobsters or 1 kitty?

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

My total kill count by the end was 46
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9:27p, 7/6/22
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Not a Bot
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9:28p, 7/6/22
Kill count: 91

I did nothing every time. I'm just an average member of the public and not responsible for the trolley or the tracks. The families of the deceased should sue the trolley company. I want nothing to do with any of it.
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10:13p, 7/6/22
Kill count: 55
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10:44p, 7/6/22
Kill count was 70
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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11:08p, 7/6/22
someone needs to retool that game with celebrities/politicians
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11:17p, 7/6/22
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2:27a, 7/7/22
Kill Count: 69

ohh yeah
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6:28a, 7/7/22
75
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10:56a, 7/7/22
One thing we can mostly agree on, nobody cares about the Mona Lisa.
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In reply to Not a Bot • 12:02p, 7/7/22
Captain Positivity said:
Kill count: 91

I did nothing every time. I'm just an average member of the public and not responsible for the trolley or the tracks. The families of the deceased should sue the trolley company. I want nothing to do with any of it.


Actually, I never saw any mechanical link between the lever and either track, so was not certain what pulling the lever would do. Also, if the lever moved a track, what if it moved the trolly into an oncoming train and killed 1000 people?
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12:13p, 7/7/22
92. I was mostly the Do Nothing type
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12:14p, 7/7/22
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In reply to hbc07 • 1:40p, 7/7/22
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tk for tu juan
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1:49p, 7/7/22
The Trial by Trolley board game


https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/282171/trial-trolley
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1:51p, 7/7/22
the deep sea nealfun thing is awesome sauce.
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In reply to OCEN99 • 1:53p, 7/7/22
OCEN99 said:

Pull the lever immediately and make sure the other person knows it. No ragrets!
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2:05p, 7/7/22
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2:40p, 7/7/22
I got a 98, killed the cat and took the rich man's money. Top that
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In reply to Swarely • 4:15p, 7/7/22
Swarely said:
Would you rather kill 5 lobsters or 1 kitty?


I chose to kill the lobsters and pound the kitty.

Come on GB. Yall are better than this.
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In reply to Swarely • 4:21p, 7/7/22
Swarely said:
Would you rather kill 5 lobsters or 1 kitty?

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

My total kill count by the end was 46


Id rather kill 5 kitties than 1 lobster
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6:32p, 7/7/22
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3:49a, 7/8/22
How is everyone getting such a low number?

97
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50
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In reply to Aggball2010 • 8:58a, 7/8/22
Aggball2010 said:
How is everyone getting such a low number?

97


They aren't heartless murderers like you.
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In reply to Bad Poster • 10:01a, 7/8/22
Bad Poster said:
Swarely said:
Would you rather kill 5 lobsters or 1 kitty?

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

My total kill count by the end was 46


Id rather kill 5 kitties than 1 lobster


I'd rather eat 5 lobsters than 1 kitty, though I'd make an exception for some kitties.
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10:52a, 7/8/22
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 10:53a, 7/8/22
ABATTBQ11 said:
Bad Poster said:
Swarely said:
Would you rather kill 5 lobsters or 1 kitty?

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

My total kill count by the end was 46


Id rather kill 5 kitties than 1 lobster


I'd rather eat 5 lobsters than 1 kitty, though I'd make an exception for some kitties.

But if they are smushed by a trolley, they will not be edible
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1:41p, 7/8/22
did it again looking for maximum effect. got up to 102
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