LOL Danica Patrick

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(52) How Bad Was Danica Patrick? - YouTube


Let me add Aaron Rodgers dumped her old ass
I am always wrong
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Good ol fashioned chick bashing thread?

Count me in. I didn't know they could fit a kitchen into a race car. You learn something new every day.
redline248
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Video says "yeah she was that bad," yet there were like a dozen or more guys that finished behind her every year...none of whom anyone knows by name. I'd say she was exactly average.
Burdizzo
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Auto racing is a peculiar business model in contrast to stick and ball sports. Half of your success as a driver depends on being able to be the face of the product sponsoring the car. Danica did well at that because she was pretty and the only female in that league. As a driver, she was pretty average.

Kevin Harvick got a few people unsettled a few years ago when he threw out there that Dale Jr. with his zero championships still sold more merchandise that Jimmie Johnson who had won multiple championships.
Complete Idiot
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The OP is most likely a failed human and coming off a banning.
toucan82
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Very timely
concac
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redline248 said:

Video says "yeah she was that bad," yet there were like a dozen or more guys that finished behind her every year...none of whom anyone knows by name. I'd say she was exactly average.
But what if those guys that finished behind her had worse cars and teams than Patrick?
The Porkchop Express
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This makes your "behind every hot girl" thread look like a masterpiece of posting creativity.
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TecRecAg
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redline248 said:

Video says "yeah she was that bad," yet there were like a dozen or more guys that finished behind her every year...none of whom anyone knows by name. I'd say she was exactly average.
Those guys behind her didn't have Stewart-Haas money backing their race cars. If you compare her to the drivers with similar budgets, she was dead ass last week in and week out.
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Thanks for trying to save this thread.
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Fear InoculAg said:

Good ol fashioned chick bashing thread?

Count me in. I didn't know they could fit a kitchen into a race car. You learn something new every day.

I like bashing chicks only when they talk big and get into the "what men can do, we wimmens can do better!". It's almost like dealing with a child. They can't even see the reality that men and women are different and excel at some different things and can compete nicely in some others. Too much feminist nonsense. I understand females have been held down in history and need a confidence boost, but don't overdo it.
Hydrocele_aggie
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This thread is 10x better than a hot dog buns disappearing at some dbags grandmas house
lotsofhp
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jetch17 said:




All her best assets were covered by her racing suit. Great body
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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Video says she could have been a Indy champion if she hadnt tried to get the attention in nascar, where she was awful. Hard to say if she was a failure, I think she got the endorsements/attention she was looking for. All that said, hard to believe she would have been in nascar at all if she was ugly.
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Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Hard to say if she was a failure, I think she got the endorsements/attention she was looking for.
At the end of the day even professional sports are mostly about the money. You can make money by winning or by being a personality. The racing team wouldn't have been pouring money into her for that long if it they were losing it.

I compete at a high level in a niche sport. It sucks that there are pretty girls that barely practice and have better sponsorships than me. They have a lot more followers on social media and provide more exposure for sponsors so they get the money.
Burdizzo
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lexofer said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Hard to say if she was a failure, I think she got the endorsements/attention she was looking for.
At the end of the day even professional sports are mostly about the money. You can make money by winning or by being a personality. The racing team wouldn't have been pouring money into her for that long if it they were losing it.

I compete at a high level in a niche sport. It sucks that there are pretty girls that barely practice and have better sponsorships than me. They have a lot more followers on social media and provide more exposure for sponsors so they get the money.


Hello Anna Kournikova
Dirty Bird
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jetch17 said:


Look closely. Is she hauling something?
Apache
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After careful research, it seems that picture is photoshopped. Look at her lower back.
More careful online sleuthing reveals a tramp stamp of epic proportions:


Another angle:

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Ogre09
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lexofer said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

Hard to say if she was a failure, I think she got the endorsements/attention she was looking for.
At the end of the day even professional sports are mostly about the money. You can make money by winning or by being a personality. The racing team wouldn't have been pouring money into her for that long if it they were losing it.

I compete at a high level in a niche sport. It sucks that there are pretty girls that barely practice and have better sponsorships than me. They have a lot more followers on social media and provide more exposure for sponsors so they get the money.


Smells like incel in here...
AggieArchitect04
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Is Danika over 35?
Just asking.
RC_57
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AggieArchitect04 said:

Is Danika over 35?
Just asking.
She was 30 when she took the pole (oops) at the 2013 Daytona 500.

So yea, per my Aggie math, she's over 35
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RC_57 said:

AggieArchitect04 said:

Is Danika over 35?
Just asking.


So yea, per my Aggie math, she's over 35


That's why she's so terrible, then
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Apache said:

After careful research, it seems that picture is photoshopped. Look at her lower back.
More careful online sleuthing reveals a tramp stamp of epic proportions:


Another angle:




NASCAR gonna nascar.
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Burdizzo said:

Auto racing is a peculiar business model in contrast to stick and ball sports. Half of your success as a driver depends on being able to be the face of the product sponsoring the car. Danica did well at that because she was pretty and the only female in that league. As a driver, she was pretty average.

Kevin Harvick got a few people unsettled a few years ago when he threw out there that Dale Jr. with his zero championships still sold more merchandise that Jimmie Johnson who had won multiple championships.
Multiple?????

7 is not multiple....
Burdizzo
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oldschool87 said:

Burdizzo said:

Auto racing is a peculiar business model in contrast to stick and ball sports. Half of your success as a driver depends on being able to be the face of the product sponsoring the car. Danica did well at that because she was pretty and the only female in that league. As a driver, she was pretty average.

Kevin Harvick got a few people unsettled a few years ago when he threw out there that Dale Jr. with his zero championships still sold more merchandise that Jimmie Johnson who had won multiple championships.
Multiple?????

7 is not multiple....



Well, it isn't singular or zero.

(When I wrote that I couldn't remember how many he had won, but I knew it was a bunch. Now pardon me while I hide in my closet filled with Dale Jr. tshirts)
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7 seems like a lot. Granted 7 apples doesn't seem like a lot. But 7 championships?
Ogre09
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oldschool87 said:

Burdizzo said:

Auto racing is a peculiar business model in contrast to stick and ball sports. Half of your success as a driver depends on being able to be the face of the product sponsoring the car. Danica did well at that because she was pretty and the only female in that league. As a driver, she was pretty average.

Kevin Harvick got a few people unsettled a few years ago when he threw out there that Dale Jr. with his zero championships still sold more merchandise that Jimmie Johnson who had won multiple championships.
Multiple?????

7 is not multiple....

What do you think multiple means???
I am always wrong
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oldschool87 said:

Burdizzo said:

Auto racing is a peculiar business model in contrast to stick and ball sports. Half of your success as a driver depends on being able to be the face of the product sponsoring the car. Danica did well at that because she was pretty and the only female in that league. As a driver, she was pretty average.

Kevin Harvick got a few people unsettled a few years ago when he threw out there that Dale Jr. with his zero championships still sold more merchandise that Jimmie Johnson who had won multiple championships.
Multiple?????

7 is not multiple....


What?
ABATTBQ11
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I'm hoping he means multiple is an understatement
MGS
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The Dirty Sock said:

7 seems like a lot. Granted 7 apples doesn't seem like a lot. But 7 championships?
Jimmy Johnson was the GOAT.
BurnetAggie99
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Richard Petty is the GOAT
average_joker
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Maybe he means that 7 is prime? Jimmie Johnson has indivisible championships is just clunky to say.
Tobias Funke
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Imagine caring how good somebody is/was at Nascar
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