End of year bonus - sad times

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I am always wrong
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Only $115k this year down from $125k last year, and I was equally as productive. Who else got screwed?
TexasAggiesWin
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The Dirty Sock
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Oh look, someone who takes the paychecks instead of signs them.

/texag$
lancevance
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Honestly, it is getting harder and harder to get by these days, doesnt matter what the pay is. Inflation is affecting everyone. 350K doesn't last as long as it used it.
Funky Winkerbean
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Jelly of the month club renewal. We're back baby.
AliasMan02
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Poors.

In all seriousness, when our bonuses and raises come through in February we're gonna have a bloodbath. I don't think my employer understands how easy it is for engineers to find higher paying jobs with better work accomodations (WFH, etc.) than we are offering. I'm having people on my te get cold called and offered jobs for more money over the phone.
BaitShack
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Me too. I was planning on fixing the leather seats in my airplane too.


Old RV Ag
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The Dirty Sock said:

Oh look, someone who takes the paychecks instead of signs them.

Serious Lee
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congrats on your over-inflated fiat currency. at least you wont have a shortage of toilet paper after the reset is complete
ConstructionAg01
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If you call it a bonus, then why do you expect it to be a certain number? Why do you expect it in the first place?
Burdizzo
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I miss skrangeo of old days.
I am always wrong
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ConstructionAg01 said:

If you call it a bonus, then why do you expect it to be a certain number? Why do you expect it in the first place?


It's not really a bonus. It's what I agreed to take at end of year in our shareholders meeting. I just called it a bonus so I could make a thread that the unsophisticated poor people on TexAgs would understand.
I am always wrong
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Walt Luddiger said:

congrats on your over-inflated fiat currency. at least you wont have a shortage of toilet paper after the reset is complete


I know. Thanks, Democrats. I hope all your votes for the braindead puppet in the Whitehouse were worth ****ing up the entire world economic system and relegating yourselves to peasant status.
Antman92
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Bonuses must be nice.
Antman92
LupinusTexensis
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I'm gonna be real sad when my yearly raise just keeps me level with inflation
TexasRebel
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It sure would be nice to get a house for a bonus…
UTExan
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AliasMan02 said:

Poors.

In all seriousness, when our bonuses and raises come through in February we're gonna have a bloodbath. I don't think my employer understands how easy it is for engineers to find higher paying jobs with better work accomodations (WFH, etc.) than we are offering. I'm having people on my te get cold called and offered jobs for more money over the phone.


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HossAg
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LupinusTexensis said:

I'm gonna be real sad when my yearly raise just keeps me level with inflation


My company touted bigger raises than usual this year for "employee retention" and it ended up just being in line with inflation. I mean, I'm glad I got that at least, but it was funny how they were trying to make it seem like some big favor.
AquaCasaAg
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Corporate slave checking in. Making multiples of median US household income not including my wife's salary. My bonus is underwhelming, I try to get every penny in salary to reduce the variable component.

And as always, these threads make me feel poor.
He Who Shall Be Unnamed
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Fear InoculAg said:

Only $115k this year down from $125k last year, and I was equally as productive. Who else got screwed?
Classless post.
histag10
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I feel like OP may not know what "k" stands for....
evestor1
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I get a bonus everyday by not giving an eff how much my corporate overlords make.

They get what they pay for!
BTHOB
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I get no bonus. But, I retired last year. I'll take the trade-off.
Slicer97
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Buncha f'n rich mothereffers in here. I only got an $11K/yr market adjustment for next year. But being a state employee, the bennies make up for it.
Rutedown
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I got twice as much as last year and a nice increase in pay. I think they believe I was on my way out. I actually was, but it looks like they're going to weed out a few people that make working there suck.
Eliminatus
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My sum total of end of year bonuses in my life is $100 in gift cards and being laid off twice.

I really wish I was kidding...
$30,000 Millionaire
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Fear InoculAg said:

Only $115k this year down from $125k last year, and I was equally as productive. Who else got screwed?


Should be about $300K here. Peasant.
racerfink
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I didn't meet my TPS quota for the year, so no bonus for me…
GIF Reactor
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Fear InoculAg said:

Only $115k this year down from $125k last year, and I was equally as productive. Who else got screwed?


Equally productive may not equate to equally profitable.
1988PA-Aggie
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My year-end bonus is the same as my day/week/month-end bonus...

by not having to work for anyone but myself.
Whirligigs
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Y'all are a bunch of lolpoors .
JoeAggie5
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I used to get about a 10% bonus, I never planned on it, not earth shattering, but nice.

Switched companies and they gave me a $15 gift card to Starbucks and a Starbuck coffee mug (which I'm regifting at family white elephant, the mug not the gift card).

I know people have a lot going on, but really hoping that isn't my new bonus.
Romello
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I haven't had a raise or bonus at my new employer. Joined over 2 years ago. With how things have been, guess I'm just happy to still have a job. A raise or bonus would be nice though.
Hwy30East
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We used to get a bonus every year of about 2 to 3 percent of our salary. Then our company merged (taken over) with another, and the bonus went away really quick.
I am always wrong
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histag10 said:

I feel like OP may not know what "k" stands for....


In my mind and in common vernacular, it stands for "thousand." I don't really care what it actually stands for. My profession doesn't require me to do any math or be familiar with numerical abbreviations.
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