Would you kill your pet for $1,000,000
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Last: 4 yr ago by TheCougarHunter
We have a cat. That's all I need to say.
Hell yes. I had a very loving and faithful lab growing up and he lived to be 12. But I'd slice his throat with a rusty knife for $1,000,000.
Loyal good dogs are a dime a dozen.
Loyal good dogs are a dime a dozen.
F yes.
I consider all the cockroaches in my house as my pets. I have no problem killing them for $1MM. I would do it for less.
what do we mean by pet?
Salute The Marines said:
Hell yes. I had a very loving and faithful lab growing up and he lived to be 12. But I'd slice his throat with a rusty knife for $1,000,000.
Loyal good dogs are a dime a dozen.
I don't think I could live with the guilt of fkn slicing my dog with a rusty knife.
my dog knows how much I wanna do 2 chicks at the same time. so he would understand
Would it make it easier if you use a brand new knife instead?HossAg said:Salute The Marines said:
Hell yes. I had a very loving and faithful lab growing up and he lived to be 12. But I'd slice his throat with a rusty knife for $1,000,000.
Loyal good dogs are a dime a dozen.
I don't think I could live with the guilt of fkn slicing my dog with a rusty knife.
Nope. There might be a dollar amount that would make me cave, but a million ain't it.
holy **** there's some evil people in here
Gramercy Riffs said:
Nope. There might be a dollar amount that would make me cave, but a million ain't it.
Yeah, this. Even if I didn't love him as much as I do, he's a living creature that I committed to care for and protect. I'd be miserable I didn't live up to that commitment and I don't think a million dollars would assuage that misery at all.
aglaohfour said:Gramercy Riffs said:
Nope. There might be a dollar amount that would make me cave, but a million ain't it.
Yeah, this. Even if I didn't love him as much as I do, he's a living creature that I committed to care for and protect. I'd be miserable I didn't live up to that commitment and I don't think a million dollars would assuage that misery at all.
If I can kill the family cow for a steak I can sure as hell kill the dog for a lot more.
Nope. My kid loves our dog and cat. No money is worth that.
We're probably weeks away from paying someone else to do it so yep. Give me a million and the right syringe and we can say our goodbyes now.
ABATTBQ11 said:
Nope. My kid loves our dog and cat. No money is worth that.
But you could then afford a hot nannie to replace the pet.
$1m is not that much money anymore. Unless you are lolpoor.
Assuming no extraordinary circumstances, I can't conceive of a dollar value that would seriously tempt me to murder my dog.
I'd do it for a 6 pack, a pack of smokes, and a lottery ticket
Kid is fatter than I remember.
for a million I'd get a cat then kill it....Ginormus Ag said:
We have a cat. That's all I need to say.
Jeez, maybe if my dogs humped pillows I'd consider it, but I raised them better than that.Salute The Marines said:
Hell yes. I had a very loving and faithful lab growing up and he lived to be 12. But I'd slice his throat with a rusty knife for $1,000,000.
Loyal good dogs are a dime a dozen.
I'm guessing you would also have a problem shooting women and children in a combat offensive as well.HossAg said:Salute The Marines said:
Hell yes. I had a very loving and faithful lab growing up and he lived to be 12. But I'd slice his throat with a rusty knife for $1,000,000.
Loyal good dogs are a dime a dozen.
I don't think I could live with the guilt of fkn slicing my dog with a rusty knife.
Not a chance in hell.
Senor Butthead said:
holy **** there's some evil people in here
Some evil people with a million.
FIDO*98* said:
We're probably weeks away from paying someone else to do it so yep. Give me a million and the right syringe and we can say our goodbyes now.
Right, from a technical standpoint I've actually paid people to do it in the past. In a certain instance, I would easily do it for a million.
Tomas Hermensa said:Senor Butthead said:
holy **** there's some evil people in here
Some evil people with a million.
And two chicks. That got me rolling.
Easy to say yes on a message board, don't think I could actually do it though.
About killed Wallie for free a couple times so I'd sure as hell would do it for a million. You dig the hole for the 95lb dumb f'er and I'll help fill it back up.
Gramercy Riffs said:
Nope. There might be a dollar amount that would make me cave, but a million ain't it.
Several things I would kill for that.
There's a very long list of people I would kill for $1 million before I even thought about hurting one of our dogs.
Why would I want to increase my net worth by only 10%?