Salute The Marines said:

---

Gilligan said:

---

superunknown said:

---

If it's Bayside obviously oral doesn't count as cheating

---

There's no such thing as bad oral, but some is definitely better than others.

Still cheating though!

---

You've obviously never been bit.

---

Some people like that.

Salute The Marines said:

---

Gilligan said:

---

superunknown said:

---

If it's Bayside obviously oral doesn't count as cheating

---

There's no such thing as bad oral, but some is definitely better than others.

Still cheating though!

---

You've obviously never been bit.

---

Don't slap 'em upside the head during the act.

Duh!!!!

I'll update my notes

What ? Link it

She was stupid and saying she was in love with him.

It was like that song Jolene if Jolene up and took Dolly's man and was like "what? was I not supposed to do that? but I love him."

*** Stay on topic with the OP and stop derailing the thread -- Staff ***

Incoming ban ?

hedge said:

---

What ? Link it

---

I think staff zapped it because everyone told her she was dumb.

What'd I miss?

I get nauseous when I genuinely consider going to cheat on my wife. Any other time I go to the bathroom for a few minutes with my phone and everything is fine

Staff is going Stalin

Shhhhh don't mention their name. Don't want to disturb our overlords

****ing based

AstroPete said:

---

short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" with a "but."

---

i assume you mean just the thought of doing something like that, not actually considering it.

If someone put themselves in a position where cheating was a viable option and worth consideration in that moment, they have already committed the act, IMO. someone doesnt allow themself to get in to that position without it already being a viable option in their mind. The war is already lost at that point and you might as well go ahead and break it off with the spouse.

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

---

I'm not married, but I try to avoid banging married women just so I don't have to deal with the drama. I've had three married women in the past year try to make moves on me, two of them told me they were in love with me. One of them is married to a good friend and recently told me she's been in love with me for two years. Why are women like this? Why would you put me in this awkward situation? I just want to live my life and bang random single chicks, not get involved in the drama of other people's marriages.

---

You don't find a drive to ruin their life and a chunk of yours attractive?

THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:

---

I'm not married, but I try to avoid banging married women just so I don't have to deal with the drama. I've had three married women in the past year try to make moves on me, two of them told me they were in love with me. One of them is married to a good friend and recently told me she's been in love with me for two years. Why are women like this? Why would you put me in this awkward situation? I just want to live my life and bang random single chicks, not get involved in the drama of other people's marriages.

---

They bleed once a month

Sea Speed said:

---

i assume you mean just the thought of doing something like that, not actually considering it.

If someone put themselves in a position where cheating was a viable option and worth consideration in that moment, they have already committed the act, IMO. someone doesnt allow themself to get in to that position without it already being a viable option in their mind. The war is already lost at that point and you might as well go ahead and break it off with the spouse.

---

Too many words.... tl;dr

We aren't meant to be monogamous.

It's more of a realization that "all I have to do is say the word and I can go have sex with this woman right now" then I get sick thinking about it. By a very strict definition like what you said, then I cheat on my wife multiple times throughout the day by way of "damn that lady is pretty hot, I'd hit that"

What?

With all due respect, those guys are liars.