Uranus!

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12:51p, 3/13/21
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Everyone should be celebrating the fact that on this date in 1781 Uranus was discovered!
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12:53p, 3/13/21
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Kinda reminds me of the joke from years ago.....

What does cheap toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?













They both circle Uranus in search of Clingons.
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In reply to ToddyHill • 12:54p, 3/13/21
ToddyHill said:
Kinda reminds me of the joke from years ago.....

What does cheap toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?













They both circle Uranus in search of Clingons.
Terrible. But I love it
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1:06p, 3/13/21
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2:58p, 3/13/21
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Urectum*


FIFY

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In reply to ToddyHill • 3:09p, 3/13/21
ToddyHill said:
Kinda reminds me of the joke from years ago.....

What does cheap toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?













They both circle Uranus in search of Clingons.


Sickening thought. Does no one use a bidet with soap? This is the reason elevators smell. Try that in an elevator full of bidet and soap users and the experience would be very different.
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
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5:08p, 3/13/21
What are you talking about?
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6:58p, 3/13/21
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Reminds me of the day I discovered your mom's anus
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8:27p, 3/13/21
I'm old but my anus ain't THAT old.
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In reply to UTExan • 12:06a, 3/14/21
Try what exactly?
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Hi, Im Brett
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In reply to UTExan • 9:22a, 3/14/21
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UTExan said:
ToddyHill said:

They both circle Uranus in search of Clingons.
Try that in an elevator full of bidet and soap users and the experience would be very different.

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In reply to Drawkcab • 12:12p, 3/14/21
Drawkcab said:
Try what exactly?
Having un-policed scraps of fecal material clinging to your posterior while everyone else practices good toilet hygiene by powering away that fecal material with a jet of water. And cleaning the area with soap and water saves irritation of the skin. And avoids stinky bottom.
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12:35p, 3/14/21
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Thought this thread was about the guy that outed himself about being into butt plugs.
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6:45p, 3/14/21
Just remember this: no species of feces in your creases.
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In reply to UTExan • 6:34a, 3/15/21
The better solution is to eat less Taco Cabana. Cornhole problems will probably go away after that.
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3:31p, 3/15/21
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Bidet is nasty. Who wants to pull your trousers up around a wet backside? No self respecting red blooded American male would choose this option.
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In reply to rwtxag83 • 4:09p, 3/15/21
rwtxag83 said:
Bidet is nasty. Who wants to pull your trousers up around a wet backside? No self respecting red blooded American male would choose this option.

1. Towel to dry
2. Not using washing techniques leaves fragments of fecal material around the anus.
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In reply to UTExan • 5:00p, 3/15/21
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Fragments are what paper is for. The bidets I've seen will leave Fragments that will be wiped onto the towel. That sh! is nasty.

Eeeeewww.
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11:20a, 3/16/21
So my "Poseidon's Kiss" thread, and the "pickles" thread gets yanked(pun intended), but this is still up.
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In reply to Shakes the Clown • 12:16p, 3/16/21
Shakes the Clown said:
So my "Poseidon's Kiss" thread, and the "pickles" thread gets yanked(pun intended), but this is still up.
Crap, what did I miss on the pickles thread ?
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In reply to Shakes the Clown • 3:19p, 3/16/21
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Shakes the Clown said:
So my "Poseidon's Kiss" thread, and the "pickles" thread gets yanked(pun intended), but this is still up.
We are just having a discussion about astronomy!
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4:05p, 3/18/21
My bidet has a special blow dryer.

Sometimes I just sit on it and turn the dryer on even if I haven't pooped...
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4:27p, 3/18/21
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