They also hate the "whistles".

I have one and absolutely love it. I will never go back to life without one. I have a fairly cheap Bio-bidet model that cost $199 and it has a heated seat, heated water, and a bunch of other features.

As far as cost is concerned, I don't know exactly how much the electric and water bills are affected by it but it can't be very much. I am using a ton less TP and no longer buy or use wet wipes. I think the $199 will pay for itself in reduced TP/wet wipe costs eventually.

I was like... why would he want the toilet water warm. Then I was like ohhhh like the booboo water is warm.

Still no pics


This thread sucks

Why would you want bidet pics? That's gross

Warm porcelain creeps me out

What's the lesser of 2 evils though. Cold porcelain or warm porcelain?

Depends on if I'm at home or somewhere else

I dont want a warm seat at someone else's house.

lotsofhp said:

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Potcake said:

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Flushable? Maybe. Should you? Hell no.

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When I called on a waste water plant, they said far and away their biggest problem is wet wipes. They quickly followed that comment up with "it doesn't matter if it says flushable!!!"

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You call them just to chit chat?

GAC06 said:

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Still no pics


This thread sucks

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Had to use the downstairs non bidet toilet this morning and came back up to clean up when our masters was
Unoccupied.

Sure enough I had done a piss poor job downstairs(lol). I'd post pics of the toilet flakes but I'm sure Texags would think that's uncouth...against god.

YellAgs said:

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Warm porcelain creeps me out

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You're suppose to put the seat down when you poop.

If you're NOT using a bidet in 2021, I'm assuming you're not hygienic at all

BaitShack said:

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0RHSJO/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


And the spacers

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07NLYCKPC/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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How far does this control stick out on the right side of the toilet? I have way more space on the left side vs the right.

On my toilet, the neo bidet sticks out about 4 inches.

The Dirty Sock said:

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On my toilet, the neo bidet sticks out about 4 inches.

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Yep 4 - 4.5 inches from the seat.

The bidet is one of the most important inventions of all time.

BaitShack said:

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I bought one a while back after seeing a thread on here that has since been removed.

I was skeptical at first, but I've gotta say, I think I have that little red charmin bear beat.

Anyone?

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I have a little question that I've wondered about on rare occasion.

After using the bidet, you have to dry, right? Do you have like one towel there for everyone to use? Or individual towels? Or maybe paper towels? Or a fresh towel for every use?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I thought they came with an ass dryer built right in

The Fife said:

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I thought they came with an ass dryer built right in

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Kind of like the ones you rub your hands together under the blower to dry in many restrooms?

That brings up another question -- do you rub your cheeks together to help them dry?

Saint Pablo said:

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The bidet is one of the most important inventions of all time.

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I'd love to put one in each bathroom in the house out on the farm. The plumbing is not so good and would probably do better without running toilet paper through it.

eric76 said:

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BaitShack said:

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I bought one a while back after seeing a thread on here that has since been removed.

I was skeptical at first, but I've gotta say, I think I have that little red charmin bear beat.

Anyone?

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I have a little question that I've wondered about on rare occasion.

After using the bidet, you have to dry, right? Do you have like one towel there for everyone to use? Or individual towels? Or maybe paper towels? Or a fresh towel for every use?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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I use toilet paper to dry my butt.

My bidet does have an air blower but I don't use it.

RealTalk said:

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eric76 said:

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BaitShack said:

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I bought one a while back after seeing a thread on here that has since been removed.

I was skeptical at first, but I've gotta say, I think I have that little red charmin bear beat.

Anyone?

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I have a little question that I've wondered about on rare occasion.

After using the bidet, you have to dry, right? Do you have like one towel there for everyone to use? Or individual towels? Or maybe paper towels? Or a fresh towel for every use?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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I use toilet paper to dry my butt.

My bidet does have an air blower but I don't use it.

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Yeah I do the same thing. Not a fan of the blow dryer down there lol

After using the toilet I always thoroughly wipe with TP and then go to the tub, turn on the faucet and squat down and use water to fully cleanse myself. No need for a formal bidet.

been doing this since I was a kid. my friends made fun of me for it but I knew I was the only one with a truly clean butt

eric76 said:

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The Fife said:

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I thought they came with an ass dryer built right in

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Kind of like the ones you rub your hands together under the blower to dry in many restrooms?

That brings up another question -- do you rub your cheeks together to help them dry?

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It would be hilarious if they did have one like that and if it were as loud as those are. It's the Dyson ass blade!

jm94 said:

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I go out of my way to use the master bathroom toilet because of my bidet.

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oh this is 100% for everyone likely.. Hell, I drive home from work to use ours. I literally don't dump anywhere else now. 6 month user here.

If we're at a hotel, I will drop the load, then immediately hop in shower and clean up. No more 'wiping'... I mean smearing crap around anymore. Toilet paper literally smears it around.

I heard the comparison,' if you had a baby or say a small dog, and it pooped on your arm or sleeve, would you grab a dry ass napkin and wipe it off, or get something wet?' So why do we wipe with dry paper?

Don't understand US's hesitation with these things.

eric76 said:

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After using the bidet, you have to dry, right? Do you have like one towel there for everyone to use? Or individual towels? Or maybe paper towels? Or a fresh towel for every use?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Funny you didn't think of the most obvious thing; you use toilet paper. I think this is the hesitation with so many americans.. they picture having some hand towel to dry off lol. That would be gross.


Once you spray, you aren't wiping.. it's just a dab/tap to dry it up. And you don't need much tp to do it. Or like mentioned above, many bidets have a fan.

MouthBQ98 said:

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Wipe after the bidet. You may find out it isn't as thorough as you thought.

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I do both. Then the air dryer. Hot air blowing on your rosebud is lovely.

Squeaky clean.



PS. Mine has a hand held remote like a massage chair.

too much hot air can make your rosebud wilt

62strat said:

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jm94 said:

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I go out of my way to use the master bathroom toilet because of my bidet.

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oh this is 100% for everyone likely.. Hell, I drive home from work to use ours. I literally don't dump anywhere else now. 6 month user here.

If we're at a hotel, I will drop the load, then immediately hop in shower and clean up. No more 'wiping'... I mean smearing crap around anymore. Toilet paper literally smears it around.

I heard the comparison,' if you had a baby or say a small dog, and it pooped on your arm or sleeve, would you grab a dry ass napkin and wipe it off, or get something wet?' So why do we wipe with dry paper?

Don't understand US's hesitation with these things.

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This is one of the most relatable things I have ever read in my life.

Bidet is the way to go, but fiber is a lot cheaper. No need to hose down your balloon knot if you're not getting mudbutt every day

The Dirty Sock said:

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pube knots

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GB has officially gone to hell