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azul_rain
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10:35a, 11/19/20
What qualifies one to be a lolpoor on TA ? Asking for a friend
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Uncle Howdy
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10:37a, 11/19/20
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If you have to ask...
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In reply to azul_rain • 10:38a, 11/19/20
AG


That does.
Ol Army 01 Post Boobs
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ThunderCougarFalconBird
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10:41a, 11/19/20
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You're a lolpoor if:

  • your jet is smaller than a g550
  • your yacht is less than 250 feet long
  • your pad in Manhattan is not a full floor and is below the 75th floor in your building
  • your scenic ranch is less than 25,000 acres and does not contain at least 3 extinct in the wild species

Any of those would put you firmly into the category "lolpoor"
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10:42a, 11/19/20
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I always get cheese on my big mac so I will have to excuse myself from this discussion.
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Martin Q. Blank
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In reply to ought1ag • 11:14a, 11/19/20
ought1ag said:
I always get cheese on my big mac so I will have to excuse myself from this discussion.
It doesn't count if you bring your own cheese.
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In reply to Martin Q. Blank • 11:16a, 11/19/20
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Martin Q. Blank said:
ought1ag said:
I always get cheese on my big mac so I will have to excuse myself from this discussion.
It doesn't count if you bring your own cheese.
That you had to slice from the block of government cheese.
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Shakes the Clown
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11:32a, 11/19/20
I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.

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In reply to Shakes the Clown • 11:35a, 11/19/20
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Shakes the Clown said:
I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.

In elementary, I was on the free lunch program but starting from middle school until I graduated high school, I was on the reduced lunch program which was $0.40.
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11:37a, 11/19/20
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Your house isn't 15,000 sq/ft with a garage that consists of:
Night out Car: Rolls Royce Phantom
Fun Car: Ferrari La Ferrari
SUV: Bentley Bentayga
Nanny's Car: Porsche Cayenne Turbo
Daily: Ford F-450
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In reply to aTm2004 • 11:40a, 11/19/20
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aTm2004 said:
Your house isn't 15,000 sq/ft with a garage that consists of:
Night out Car: Rolls Royce Phantom
Fun Car: Ferrari La Ferrari
SUV: Bentley Bentayga
Nanny's Car: Porsche Cayenne Turbo
Daily: Ford F-450
I would not be surprised if someone named their child LaFerrari.
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azul_rain
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In reply to aTm2004 • 11:45a, 11/19/20
Rolly Royce = new money
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In reply to azul_rain • 12:08p, 11/19/20
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Rolls is old money. Bentley is new money.
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In reply to concac • 12:36p, 11/19/20
RealTalk said:
Shakes the Clown said:
I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.

In elementary, I was on the free lunch program but starting from middle school until I graduated high school, I was on the reduced lunch program which was $0.40.

Here. Just had to scrounge a quarter, dime, and nickel for my daily lunch.
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1:20p, 11/19/20
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Overall net worth begins with a -$
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OldArmyAggie94
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1:30p, 11/19/20
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I am a three car garage guy...I am rich!!!
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1:47p, 11/19/20
I am rich.
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In reply to concac • 1:57p, 11/19/20
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RealTalk said:
Shakes the Clown said:
I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.

In elementary, I was on the free lunch program but starting from middle school until I graduated high school, I was on the reduced lunch program which was $0.40.


I think we are similar in age.
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2:34p, 11/19/20
If you're not MFBarnes, you're lolpoor!
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3:11p, 11/19/20
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I allow my footmen and barn keepers to get Guacamole at Chipotle.
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In reply to concac • 10:01p, 11/19/20
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Nice humble brag.
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11:04p, 11/19/20
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If your soon-to-be-ex is on a drunken rampage saying that she's public-traded money then you are not lolpoor
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In reply to WestTexasAg04 • 7:03a, 11/20/20
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WestTexasAg04 said:
Nice humble brag.
Yep. Dad was real proud when he got a $0.25 raise from minimum wage.
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In reply to OldArmyAggie94 • 7:22a, 11/20/20
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A 4 car garage owner has entered the chat
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In reply to ThunderCougarFalconBird • 9:50a, 11/21/20
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blindey said:
You're a lolpoor if:

  • your jet is smaller than a g550
  • your yacht is less than 250 feet long
  • your pad in Manhattan is not a full floor and is below the 75th floor in your building
  • your scenic ranch is less than 25,000 acres and does not contain at least 3 extinct in the wild species

Any of those would put you firmly into the category "lolpoor"


Only two homes? Lolpoor
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10:07a, 11/21/20
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I order appetizers at restaurants

Obviously I'm rich
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Mr. Rhythm
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12:49a, 11/23/20

You don't own a home because you pay for avocado toast at restaurants
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In reply to Shakes the Clown • 11:54a, 11/23/20
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Shakes the Clown said:
I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.

There is no longer a free lunch program. There is now a hot lunch program so you order the standard trey and request a hot lunch so the government pays for it without you being looked down upon for your ticket that is a different color.
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In reply to Mr. Rhythm • 12:15p, 11/23/20
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Mr. Rhythm said:

You don't own a home because you pay for avocado toast at restaurants
The dinosaurs all died out because you touch yourself at night.
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