Lolpoors

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azul_rain
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What qualifies one to be a lolpoor on TA ? Asking for a friend
Uncle Howdy
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If you have to ask...
King moto moto
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That does.
Ol Army 01 Post Boobs
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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You're a lolpoor if:

  • your jet is smaller than a g550
  • your yacht is less than 250 feet long
  • your pad in Manhattan is not a full floor and is below the 75th floor in your building
  • your scenic ranch is less than 25,000 acres and does not contain at least 3 extinct in the wild species

Any of those would put you firmly into the category "lolpoor"
ought1ag
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I always get cheese on my big mac so I will have to excuse myself from this discussion.
Martin Q. Blank
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ought1ag said:

I always get cheese on my big mac so I will have to excuse myself from this discussion.
It doesn't count if you bring your own cheese.
concac
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Martin Q. Blank said:

ought1ag said:

I always get cheese on my big mac so I will have to excuse myself from this discussion.
It doesn't count if you bring your own cheese.
That you had to slice from the block of government cheese.
Shakes the Clown
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I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.

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Shakes the Clown said:

I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.


In elementary, I was on the free lunch program but starting from middle school until I graduated high school, I was on the reduced lunch program which was $0.40.
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Your house isn't 15,000 sq/ft with a garage that consists of:
Night out Car: Rolls Royce Phantom
Fun Car: Ferrari La Ferrari
SUV: Bentley Bentayga
Nanny's Car: Porsche Cayenne Turbo
Daily: Ford F-450
concac
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aTm2004 said:

Your house isn't 15,000 sq/ft with a garage that consists of:
Night out Car: Rolls Royce Phantom
Fun Car: Ferrari La Ferrari
SUV: Bentley Bentayga
Nanny's Car: Porsche Cayenne Turbo
Daily: Ford F-450
I would not be surprised if someone named their child LaFerrari.
azul_rain
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Rolly Royce = new money
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Rolls is old money. Bentley is new money.
NoahAg
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RealTalk said:

Shakes the Clown said:

I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.


In elementary, I was on the free lunch program but starting from middle school until I graduated high school, I was on the reduced lunch program which was $0.40.

Here. Just had to scrounge a quarter, dime, and nickel for my daily lunch.
FIDO*98*
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Overall net worth begins with a -$
OldArmyAggie94
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I am a three car garage guy...I am rich!!!
infinity ag
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I am rich.
chiken
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RealTalk said:

Shakes the Clown said:

I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.


In elementary, I was on the free lunch program but starting from middle school until I graduated high school, I was on the reduced lunch program which was $0.40.


I think we are similar in age.
TxSquarebody
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If you're not MFBarnes, you're lolpoor!
Ginormus Ag
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I allow my footmen and barn keepers to get Guacamole at Chipotle.
WestTexasAg04
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Nice humble brag.
Jack Cheese
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If your soon-to-be-ex is on a drunken rampage saying that she's public-traded money then you are not lolpoor
concac
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WestTexasAg04 said:

Nice humble brag.
Yep. Dad was real proud when he got a $0.25 raise from minimum wage.
The Fife
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OldArmyAggie94 said:

A 4 car garage owner has entered the chat
GEA89
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blindey said:

You're a lolpoor if:

  • your jet is smaller than a g550
  • your yacht is less than 250 feet long
  • your pad in Manhattan is not a full floor and is below the 75th floor in your building
  • your scenic ranch is less than 25,000 acres and does not contain at least 3 extinct in the wild species

Any of those would put you firmly into the category "lolpoor"


Only two homes? Lolpoor
Aggie
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I order appetizers at restaurants

Obviously I'm rich
Mr. Rhythm
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You don't own a home because you pay for avocado toast at restaurants
Bondag
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Shakes the Clown said:

I was on a school lunch program in Elementary.

I remember I had a different colored lunch ticket than the other kids.


There is no longer a free lunch program. There is now a hot lunch program so you order the standard trey and request a hot lunch so the government pays for it without you being looked down upon for your ticket that is a different color.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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Mr. Rhythm said:


You don't own a home because you pay for avocado toast at restaurants
The dinosaurs all died out because you touch yourself at night.
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