**********Official TexAgs General Board Secret Santa 2020**********

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Pirate04 said:

The moonshine posts brings up a good point.

To my Santa: please do not send alcohol out to me.

Thanks!


A few years back my santa had great intentions and sent me seeds because I enjoy gardening. They unfortunately got seized by customs. I feel your pain, Pirate.
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Gifts are in the mail! Should arrive in 1-3 weeks.
80s Guy
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Kate, I had totally forgotten about the Borat Banana Hammock! Not sure if I still have it or if I regifted it but You definitely don't want to see me in it!
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80s Guy said:

Kate, I had totally forgotten about the Borat Banana Hammock! Not sure if I still have it or if I regifted it but You definitely don't want to see me in it!
Find it and post. Let us decide if we want to see it or not.
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Pirate04 said:

The moonshine posts brings up a good point.

To my Santa: please do not send alcohol out to me.

Thanks!

Come on, the Saudis love alcohol as much as the next guy!
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Your other gift has shipped to your US address. Will let you know when I get updates.
chiken
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Thank you, Talon! He is feeding my cactus obsession!!

BackwardsInBoots
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Is it safe to have my mother open the package, or would she have a heart attack?
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chiken said:

Thank you, Talon! He is feeding my cactus obsession!!




There's more coming
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Uncle Howdy
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I got an email this morning that it's on the way
chiken
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Does the other gift rhyme with blown a milly?
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chiken said:

Does the other gift rhyme with blown a milly?


I have no idea what that means
AliasMan02
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BackwardsInBoots said:

Is it safe to have my mother open the package, or would she have a heart attack?


Ha. Very safe.
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I just Amazoned my gifts to my recipient. They should get one box soon and another right before Christmas.
BackwardsInBoots
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In that case, I'll have her open it and send me a picture to post here.
Claude!
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We are one week away from the deadline, folks. If you haven't sent out your gifts or at least communicated with your target (either directly or through me), please do so tout de suite. On the recipient side, if you haven't had communication from your Santa and you haven't talked to me about it, please let me know so that I can investigate.
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AliasMan02 said:

BackwardsInBoots said:

Is it safe to have my mother open the package, or would she have a heart attack?


Ha. Very safe.
Narrator: Actually, it wasn't very safe at all
chiken
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Talon2DSO said:

chiken said:

Does the other gift rhyme with blown a milly?


I have no idea what that means
CLONE A WILLY
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chiken said:

Talon2DSO said:

chiken said:

Does the other gift rhyme with blown a milly?


I have no idea what that means
CLONE A WILLY


How many clone a willy's do you have in your collection currently?
chiken
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not enough.
713nervy
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HEY MOTO THE TRUFFLE SALT IS GOOD TIDDIES

I'm gonna try it on ...everything... next.
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CAPORAL
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Many thanks to Uncle Slaton. I was a difficult draw I'm afraid, but he knocked it out of the park. Elmer Kelton is a true Texas treasure. Thanks again, enjoyed the experience for the first time. Gig Em
Tree Hugger
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According to elfster I have packages on the way, I won't be back home to Texas until the 18th, so I will have to have my wife set those aside until I get home.
Claude!
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I received a shipment notice from an anonymous party.
King moto moto
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Try it on your husbands Willy.
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Thanks MooreTrucker for my gifts and unicorn farts. Much appreciated. I'll post some pics later
Talon2DSO
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Absolutely LOVED my gift!! Smores package and a baller ass blanket! It was perfect and the family loved it too
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CAPORAL said:

Many thanks to Uncle Slaton. I was a difficult draw I'm afraid, but he knocked it out of the park. Elmer Kelton is a true Texas treasure. Thanks again, enjoyed the experience for the first time. Gig Em
I hoped you'd enjoy it! I love him, too. You should have one more thing coming. Merry Christmas!
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Built a rack for my new target tonight. Headed somewhere where I can shoot this thing from far away this weekend.


80s Guy
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EFE said:

Built a rack for my new target tonight. Headed somewhere where I can shoot this thing from far away this weekend.





If you want to venture all the way up to the Jackson/Lavaca County line this weekend, I got a spot you can shoot as far as you can see.... gonna be down there trying to get a friend on a buck.
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80s Guy said:

EFE said:

Built a rack for my new target tonight. Headed somewhere where I can shoot this thing from far away this weekend.





If you want to venture all the way up to the Jackson/Lavaca County line this weekend, I got a spot you can shoot as far as you can see.... gonna be down there trying to get a friend on a buck.


Congrats to your friend on the upcoming sex
King moto moto
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Geralt of Rivia said:

80s Guy said:

EFE said:

Built a rack for my new target tonight. Headed somewhere where I can shoot this thing from far away this weekend.





If you want to venture all the way up to the Jackson/Lavaca County line this weekend, I got a spot you can shoot as far as you can see.... gonna be down there trying to get a friend on a buck.


Congrats to your friend on the upcoming sex
You are really the jealous type aren't you.
Uncle Howdy
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Oh hush
 
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