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Last: 4 yr ago by george1992
We've all been there
Longer suspension for having a tiny peen
How come women never get suspended or fired for doing things like this? Seems like it is a double standard.
Ginormus Ag said:
How come women never get suspended or fired for doing things like this? Seems like it is a double standard.
Zoom meetings seem like overkill for washing dishes and folding clothes.
I thought it was a well known fact that this is the new norm for all those meetings you get invited to but have no input. Seems like a good use of time.
I guess a Harvard education ain't what it used to be.
Ginormus Ag said:
How come women never get suspended or fired for doing things like this? Seems like it is a double standard.
Have you ever zoomed while cooking in the kitchen? Yeah, thats what I thought!
I was drinking grapefruit juice on one my my Zoom calls
But I poured it in a Wurstfest cup
No one cared
But I was nervous
/ warm story barn
But I poured it in a Wurstfest cup
No one cared
But I was nervous
/ warm story barn
You should have put Jeffrey Toobin's name somewhere in the OP. That makes it far funnier.
My camera doesn't seem to work. There is a piece of electrical tape over my camera. IT is only seeing system critical cases in person during the covid work from home, so nobody can tell me how to fix it.
I unplug as soon as meeting is over.
Had a Microsoft engineer join our meeting only in his underwear and the camera was facing his junk. He was the first one to the meeting and I was the second and as I clicked to leave meeting, he reached to the camera. Looks like he figured out his camera was on. I then waited a couple of minutes before joining meeting again. Dude looked like a younger Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
Had a Microsoft engineer join our meeting only in his underwear and the camera was facing his junk. He was the first one to the meeting and I was the second and as I clicked to leave meeting, he reached to the camera. Looks like he figured out his camera was on. I then waited a couple of minutes before joining meeting again. Dude looked like a younger Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
What happened to the MeToo movement? Wasn't this one of those cancel-worthy events a year ago?
He apologized to his wife for this? Maybe his wife should be apologizing to him.
Win At Life said:
He apologized to his wife for this? Maybe his wife should be apologizing to him.
Username definitely checks out.
Reminds me of the scene in wolf of wallstreet when Jonah Hill is having a party and a hot chick shows up and he just starts yanking it in front of everyone. Then his wife beats his asss. Man I've always wanted to do that.
george1992 said:
Reminds me of the scene in wolf of wallstreet when Jonah Hill is having a party and a hot chick shows up and he just starts yanking it in front of everyone. Then his wife beats his asss. Man I've always wanted to do that.
Beat Jonah Hill's ass?! Yeah, me too.
The funniest part is his quote that he thought he could "mute the video".
At least he wasn't sharing his moans.MuckRaker96 said:
The funniest part is his quote that he thought he could "mute the video".
He thought the video was moot.MuckRaker96 said:
The funniest part is his quote that he thought he could "mute the video".
george1992 said:
Reminds me of the scene in wolf of wallstreet when Jonah Hill is having a party and a hot chick shows up and he just starts yanking it in front of everyone. Then his wife beats his asss. Man I've always wanted to do that.
What did Jonah Hill ever do to you?
Builder93 said:
What happened to the MeToo movement? Wasn't this one of those cancel-worthy events a year ago?
Jeffrey Toobin impregnated his colleague's daughter, pressured her to get an abortion (she refused), didn't pay child support, then when the law caught up with him he tried to argue to reduce the payments.
If he wasn't canceled before, it ain't happening now.
He has the approved opinions, so he gets a free pass.
Who is this guy and why do we care?
"He added: "I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers. I thought I had muted the Zoom video, I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me"goodAg80 said:
Suspended for masturbating while in a Zoom session
Yeh.. that's not how that works.
I always just make sure my camera is pointed high enough so that I can masterbate without turning off the camera
Ginormus Ag said:
How come women never get suspended or fired for doing things like this? Seems like it is a double standard.
They all end up quitting when their calenders fill up up with hundreds of new meeting invites.
The video was moo. If a cow can't see it, then it's a moo video.Win At Life said:He thought the video was moot.MuckRaker96 said:
The funniest part is his quote that he thought he could "mute the video".
He had sex with your wife. Before I did.TPS_Report said:george1992 said:
Reminds me of the scene in wolf of wallstreet when Jonah Hill is having a party and a hot chick shows up and he just starts yanking it in front of everyone. Then his wife beats his asss. Man I've always wanted to do that.
What did Jonah Hill ever do to you?
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