How is everyone doing on their TP hunts?

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10:15a, 3/26/20
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I usually keep a extra 4 pack or two in the house, but was forced to hunt last week and finally scored a 12 pack from HEB curbside. I felt like I had bagged an elk and wanted to mount it on the wall over the TV.

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10:19a, 3/26/20
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We live out in the sticks and have been ordering it by the case on Amazon for years now. We usually have 20-50 rolls on hand any given time, so this has been a non-event for my household.
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10:33a, 3/26/20
I had 8 rolls on March 5. Currently have 7.3 rolls. I'm good for 5 months. Whenever I had a woman in the house seemed like we went thru a 12 pack each month easily.
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10:38a, 3/26/20
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10:43a, 3/26/20
Luckily my neighborhood Target has cracked down on the hoarder a-holes and limited purchases to 2 packs a person. So in decent shape.
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10:46a, 3/26/20
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Shhh Be vewy qwiet. I'm hunting for toiwet paper.

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In reply to CoachtobeNamed$$$ • 10:49a, 3/26/20
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JimboFFisher said:
I had 8 rolls on March 5. Currently have 7.3 rolls. I'm good for 5 months. Whenever I had a woman in the house seemed like we went thru a 12 pack each month easily.
Exactly! Pee standing up and drop about half my deuces at work and I've been on the same roll for a month. Think there's 12 left in the package, so I'm good through about March 2021. If there's a girl in the house, a roll never makes it through a weekend.
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10:54a, 3/26/20
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I buy the bulk packs from Sams and have a bidet.

I can literally consider my TP purchases on an annual basis. It's awesome
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10:55a, 3/26/20
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I think the TP crisis is over. My local HEB had plenty of both TP and paper towels yesterday and we tend to have less supply than other places.
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In reply to Eliminatus • 10:58a, 3/26/20
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Eliminatus said:
I buy the bulk packs from Sams and have a bidet.

I can literally consider my TP purchases on an annual basis. It's awesome
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11:22a, 3/26/20
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Yeah I'm not falling for this.

We're using a wet rag on a stick or the 1985 Sears Catalog. Mind your own business.
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11:48a, 3/26/20
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My bidet will outlast you all.
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11:51a, 3/26/20
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I found 2 12 packs - theoretically 12 = 24. 48 rolls bagged before limits were placed.
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In reply to P.C. Principal • 11:59a, 3/26/20
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P.C. Principal said:
Luckily my neighborhood Target has cracked down on the hoarder a-holes and limited purchases to 2 packs a person. So in decent shape.


True, but you didn't have to be so specific.
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 12:09p, 3/26/20
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justcallmeharry said:
I found 2 12 packs - theoretically 12 = 24. 48 rolls bagged before limits were placed.
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12:26p, 3/26/20
It's so bad out there Joe Dirt wishes he did have that road flare for his bunghole
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12:51p, 3/26/20
We have found everything except TP at HEB and Kroger. We have about two weeks of supply left.
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1:04p, 3/26/20
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We have enough to get us through the next couple of weeks... Having a hard time finding any. Ordered a bidet from Brondells website and I get an e-mail stating they are behind on shipping due to demand... fack
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In reply to V8Aggie • 1:24p, 3/26/20
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V8Aggie said:
We have enough to get us through the next couple of weeks... Having a hard time finding any. Ordered a bidet from Brondells website and I get an e-mail stating they are behind on shipping due to demand... fack

Next best option:
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In reply to Caesar4 • 2:00p, 3/26/20
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Caesar4 said:
V8Aggie said:
We have enough to get us through the next couple of weeks... Having a hard time finding any. Ordered a bidet from Brondells website and I get an e-mail stating they are behind on shipping due to demand... fack

Next best option:
I figured it'd only take me using the sprinkler in the front yard once before the neighbors came running with TP.
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4:19p, 3/26/20
You people sound like you do a lot of crapping.
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In reply to Repeat the Line • 4:29p, 3/26/20
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Dog-Faced Pony Soldier said:
You people sound like you do a lot of crapping.


To be fair, a lot of people are full of **** here on TA...
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5:12p, 3/26/20
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Entire TP/paper towel/Kleenex aisle was empty today except for a few one- and two-packs of crummy quality paper towels.

I really thought if I gave it a couple weeks, all the people would have more than enough of what they need that the shelves would start filling up again. Oh well.
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In reply to ensign_beedrill • 5:32p, 3/26/20
ensign_beedrill said:
Entire TP/paper towel/Kleenex aisle was empty today except for a few one- and two-packs of crummy quality paper towels.

I really thought if I gave it a couple weeks, all the people would have more than enough of what they need that the shelves would start filling up again. Oh well.
Exponential shoppers.
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In reply to CoachtobeNamed$$$ • 6:05p, 3/26/20
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JimboFFisher said:
I had 8 rolls on March 5. Currently have 7.3 rolls. I'm good for 5 months. Whenever I had a woman in the house seemed like we went thru a 12 pack each month easily.
I hid a couple rolls for me and the boys. At least we're good for a good, long while.
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6:14p, 3/26/20
All good. I'm Uncertain.
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6:51p, 3/26/20
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I grow my own. It actually works.

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7:32p, 3/26/20
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I quit wiping 3 days ago...
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7:44p, 3/26/20
I just skid my ass on the concrete driveway
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8:47p, 3/26/20
Wife hit the jackpot last week,72rolls!
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In reply to 62strat • 9:18p, 3/26/20
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62strat said:
I grow my own. It actually works.

This proves that the right way is to have the toilet paper hang over the top. That's how it's born, so to speak.
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In reply to Eliminatus • 9:28p, 3/26/20
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Eliminatus said:
I buy the bulk packs from Sams and have a bidet.

I can literally consider my TP purchases on an annual basis. It's awesome
A Marine bragging about using a bidet. This just doesn't add up. No, no, no.

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10:36p, 3/26/20
I have kind of an un-thought of outlet that has TP. Been going every day to buy my limited amount. I have enough for the apocalypse right now.
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11:34p, 3/26/20
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Most stores around here have some for the first hour or so that they are awake. That means once a week or so, I fight the lines and risk the infections.....since I have no masks.
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