newhowdyag2004 said:

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She missed her calling.

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Not too late for her to spend her weekends in Vegas so you can retire early.

newhowdyag2004 said:

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So it's not a problem with going early, but my wife can go for hours...no joke. She missed her calling.

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So it's just that you're not doing her right. Only thing that will fix this is another dude.

BackwardsInBoots said:

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LupinusTexensis said:

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Hitachi

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I got one of those in the GB Secret Santa a few years ago.

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go on...

newhowdyag2004 said:

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So it's not a problem with going early, but my wife can go for hours...no joke. She missed her calling.

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If you finish before she's done, then you went too early. Lots of girls get multiple orgasms... you just gotta make it last longer. Otherwise, she's going to realize she doesn't need you if you buy her a robot that never has to deal with the refractory period.

I remember when my wife was like that. 3 kids later, not so much.

newhowdyag2004 said:

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I'll preface by I'm obviously a glutton for punishment to ask the question on here.

Ladies, what is your favorite intimate "device"? My wife has a lot of stamina and I would like to get her something for those times in between when I'm recovering prior to round two.

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Here you go, buddy.

newhowdyag2004 said:

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It's not my fault she can't keep up!

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Yeah it's her fault for not being able to finish in 25 seconds like you

I have modified my reciprocating saw to hold a dil on the blade.


MAKE SURE TO USE A DULL BLADE FOR THIS

Mabel Choate said:

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newhowdyag2004 said:

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It's not my fault she can't keep up!

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Yeah it's her fault for not being able to finish in 25 seconds like you

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POST HER UNSATISFIED TITS

This thread has potential.

Charpie said:

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This thread has potential.

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Indeed it does...so, what's your favorite device?

aTm2004 said:

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Charpie said:

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This thread has potential.

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Indeed it does...so, what's your favorite device?

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See if I share anything personal with you ever again

Woody2006 said:

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newhowdyag2004 said:

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So it's not a problem with going early, but my wife can go for hours...no joke. She missed her calling.

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If you finish before she's done, then you went too early. Lots of girls get multiple orgasms... you just gotta make it last longer. Otherwise, she's going to realize she doesn't need you if you buy her a robot that never has to deal with the refractory period.

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Woody giving advice on women and sex

OP needs to follow rule 1 on the wife.

Staff probably gonna kill this thread anyway.

Beer Baron said:

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aTm2004 said:

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Charpie said:

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This thread has potential.

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Indeed it does...so, what's your favorite device?

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newhowdyag2004 said:

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So it's not a problem with going early, but my wife can go for hours...no joke. She missed her calling.

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Sharing is caring

Old RV Ag said:

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Woody2006 said:

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newhowdyag2004 said:

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So it's not a problem with going early, but my wife can go for hours...no joke. She missed her calling.

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If you finish before she's done, then you went too early. Lots of girls get multiple orgasms... you just gotta make it last longer. Otherwise, she's going to realize she doesn't need you if you buy her a robot that never has to deal with the refractory period.

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Woody giving advice on women and sex

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Mine works just fine without the cocktail of drugs you need to get a boner...

It's pretty cute how you follow me around like a puppy dog. You're basically Ben from 60 years in the future.

He does the same to me. He's a weird MF.

I smell your light saber.

Funny Story. My neighbors 13yo kid stayed home sick from school the other day. Went snooping through his parents closest and found mom's bag of sex toys.He knew damn well what they were.

Woody2006 said:

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Old RV Ag said:

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Woody2006 said:

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newhowdyag2004 said:

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So it's not a problem with going early, but my wife can go for hours...no joke. She missed her calling.

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If you finish before she's done, then you went too early. Lots of girls get multiple orgasms... you just gotta make it last longer. Otherwise, she's going to realize she doesn't need you if you buy her a robot that never has to deal with the refractory period.

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Woody giving advice on women and sex

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Mine works just fine without the cocktail of drugs you need to get a boner...

It's pretty cute how you follow me around like a puppy dog. You're basically Ben from 60 years in the future.

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Even at my age, my equipment works very well without any Rx or other "cocktails" - never had any problems in satisfying the ladies - or keeping up with them.

And there you go again - you're only game is to call me old. I throw these easy, slow pitches to you hoping you will get a hit and not keep striking out. You've really got no game at all. Try something other than "old" as a comeback!

And I'm sure your cigarette-size equipment worked just fine on your romantic weekend - ALONE!

ATX_AG_08 said:

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Funny Story. My neighbors 13yo kid stayed home sick from school the other day. Went snooping through his parents closest and found mom's bag of sex toys.He knew damn well what they were.

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How in Earth would you even know this?

John Francis Donaghy said:

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ATX_AG_08 said:

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Funny Story. My neighbors 13yo kid stayed home sick from school the other day. Went snooping through his parents closest and found mom's bag of sex toys.He knew damn well what they were.

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How in Earth would you even know this?

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"neighbor"

Bo Darville said:

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He does the same to me. He's a weird MF.

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You calling anyone a weird MF is hilarious. You've got to be the most ridiculous, insecure, attention seeking, weird MF ever.

John Francis Donaghy said:

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ATX_AG_08 said:

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Funny Story. My neighbors 13yo kid stayed home sick from school the other day. Went snooping through his parents closest and found mom's bag of sex toys.He knew damn well what they were.

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How in Earth would you even know this?

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His wife was complaining to her neighbor about an abysmal sex life and her neighbor invited her over for a test drive or two.

user name checks out

https://www.bestbuy.com/site/hyperice-hypervolt-plus-percussion-massage-device-black/6363515.p?skuId=6363515

;maxHeight=640;maxWidth=550

My gf is close with the mom. Girls talk.

aTm2004 said:

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How in Earth would you even know this?

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Quote:

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His wife was complaining to her neighbor about an abysmal sex life and her neighbor invited her over for a test drive or two.

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Borrowed sex toys? That's just kinda yuk

Then again, sounds likes she's a lolfat since her husband won't bang her anymore. I guess ugly people do things differently

Old RV Ag said:

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Bo Darville said:

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He does the same to me. He's a weird MF.

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You calling anyone a weird MF is hilarious. You've got to be the most ridiculous, insecure, attention seeking, weird MF ever.

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You lack self awareness.

Bo Darville said:

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Old RV Ag said:

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Bo Darville said:

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UHe does the same to me. He's a weird MF.

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You calling anyone a weird MF is hilarious. You've got to be the most ridiculous, insecure, attention seeking, weird MF ever.

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You lack self awareness.

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Pot meet kettle

Oh, and how is your self awareness when you are wearing your lederhosen!