Beachbabe19 said:

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I take the Stairs.

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Beachbabe19 said:

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I take the Stairs.

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Well look at me who doesn't want to die in their forties from a massive heart attack choking down a Big Mac.

Oh thanks but I'm way past 40

I love not following the personal space shuffle when space frees up on the elevator. Just stand there next to that guy in the corner without moving over.

Beachbabe19 said:

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Oh thanks but I'm way past 40

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Yea, you do look over 40.

What's your story? Do you live in an Rv? Travel in RV? RV office? What's your deal?

Ross Volunteer?

bh93 said:

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Ross Volunteer?

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Yep

No actually I figured it was Ross Volunteer - pretty neat.

1. Last in first out
2. If too crowded, female out-first etiquette gone - exit efficiently
3. Folks who try and go in an elevator before people exit should be shamed
4. If you are against the wall face in away from the wall
5. Tip to butt contact when possible
6. Flatulence only when the sole occupant of an elevator and you are getting off the lift and NO ONE is getting on the floor you are exiting.

Who cares whether or not "BeachBabe" is Barnes. Following them around like a puppy dog is just as insufferable

Geralt of Rivia said:

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Who cares whether or not "BeachBabe" is Barnes. Following them around like a puppy dog is just as insufferable

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Barnes coming to the aid of Barnes!

I used to like standing right in front of the door, like a couple inches away, when the elevator was about to open on my floor (at work where most everyone knew who I was). It was funny to see people react when it opens and they start to move out and I am standing right there virtually in the doorway. You have to be careful when you work on the same floor as the CEO, however.

MisterScott said:

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1. Last in first out
2. If too crowded, female out-first etiquette gone - exit efficiently
3. Folks who try and go in an elevator before people exit should be shamed
4. If you are against the wall face in away from the wall
5. Tip to butt contact when possible
6. Flatulence only when the sole occupant of an elevator and you are getting off the lift and NO ONE is getting on the floor you are exiting.

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7. As the elevator stops at each floor and riders depart, those passengers remaining on the elevator must immediately re-position themselves so as to be equidistant from each other. (The same applies as new passengers board the elevator, or if some get on or some get off at the same floor. Equidistance must be maintained.)

Bumped to say that Elevator etiquette has improved immensely since the pandemic hit. I've even noticed other people pretending they are going the opposite way than me so they don't have to share an elevator. Of course that could say more about my hygiene

Elevator Fart Roulette:

Get on the elevator alone and let one rip.

You win if no one gets on before you exit or as you exit.

You lose if someone does.

I am like eleventy billion to 5

BrazosBendHorn said:

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MisterScott said:

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1. Last in first out
2. If too crowded, female out-first etiquette gone - exit efficiently
3. Folks who try and go in an elevator before people exit should be shamed
4. If you are against the wall face in away from the wall
5. Tip to butt contact when possible
6. Flatulence only when the sole occupant of an elevator and you are getting off the lift and NO ONE is getting on the floor you are exiting.

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7. As the elevator stops at each floor and riders depart, those passengers remaining on the elevator must immediately re-position themselves so as to be equidistant from each other. (The same applies as new passengers board the elevator, or if some get on or some get off at the same floor. Equidistance must be maintained.)

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There was actually a study recently that revealed that people on an elevator will naturally arrange themselves like the spots on a die.

Lolpoors... riding elevators!