weird coworker

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In reply to ought1ag • 7:46a, 8/14/19
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ought1ag said:
"letssss get tawkos for breffus"

translation - lets get tacos for breakfast
I like tacos.
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In reply to ought1ag • 7:49a, 8/14/19
ought1ag said:
Work did a shuffle up in the office and the new cubemate is killing me. Here is a list of things he does

1 - anytime someone gets a call he replies to them as if he is the one on the call
2 - farts and tell us
3 - stares at me for 2-3 minutes at a time and doesnt say a word ( can see his reflection in the monitor)
4 - talks to himself
5 - in inter-company messages he uses baby talk (by far the weirdest one) he does not do this when boss' are involved
6 - dances by my cube every time he gets up for water or goes to the printer.
7 - lays back in his chair and rolls his eyes back in his head while patting his belly......his ritual right before lunch.


This is just stuff I have noticed in a week.......should I be worried for my safety?
And that's where you messed up, either it's 1989 in your office and you're still using CRTs, or this ain't real. LCDs don't reflect.
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7:55a, 8/14/19
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Closet alcoholic?
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In reply to immortal_kumquat • 8:01a, 8/14/19
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you are correct - I actually use the reflection from a plastic pen case thats sitting under my monitor, but figured it would be easier to just say monitor.


new development today - was having a different coworker help me with something when I got an email from weird guy.......he snapped a pic of us and felt the need send it to me with no title or text. could understand this behavior if there were some nice cans or ripped pants or anything remotely comical.....nope just people staring at a computer
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In reply to ought1ag • 8:15a, 8/14/19
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ought1ag said:
"letssss get tawkos for breffus"

translation - lets get tacos for breakfast
He sounds fat.
CNN is an enemy of the state and should be treated as such.
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In reply to ought1ag • 8:18a, 8/14/19
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Does this guy talk about his lamb skin lederhosen that he takes to Oktoberfest? And that everyone wears lederhosen over there.
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8:37a, 8/14/19
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Create an imaginary wall and door between you and the cubemate. Keep door closed.
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10:38a, 8/14/19
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I was hoping this wouldn't be about me.
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12:00p, 8/14/19
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I sometimes eat cake for breffus.
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In reply to ought1ag • 12:25p, 8/14/19
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People are freakin strange....why can't they be normal. No wonder I work in an office where I can close my door.

The staring, patting belly and farting would stop immediately if I were he cube mate.
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12:32p, 8/14/19
Wow OP you normies are so judgmental, he's just a quirky character who likes to express himself
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9:22a, 8/15/19
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Take all of the screws out of the seat of his chair so it falls off the next time he sits in it.
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In reply to ought1ag • 9:59a, 8/15/19
ought1ag said:
you are correct - I actually use the reflection from a plastic pen case thats sitting under my monitor, but figured it would be easier to just say monitor.


new development today - was having a different coworker help me with something when I got an email from weird guy.......he snapped a pic of us and felt the need send it to me with no title or text. could understand this behavior if there were some nice cans or ripped pants or anything remotely comical.....nope just people staring at a computer
post the pic!
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10:07a, 8/15/19
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This is a message from management they they want you to look for a new job outside the company asap.
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In reply to ought1ag • 1:34p, 8/15/19
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ought1ag said:
1 - its all true
2 - we have walls on our cubes, but they are in a 4 pack (i can see the guy behind me and adjacent to me)
3 - you have to be a manager or vp to be eligible for an office.
4 -it sucks being a lolpoor and im working on that
5 - thanks for the humor.....helps get through the day
so like this?
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In reply to hbc07 • 1:48p, 8/15/19
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pretty damn close
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1:49p, 8/15/19
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Search for porn on his computer when he leaves it for a few minutes.
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In reply to ought1ag • 8:06p, 10/16/21
ought1ag said:
"letssss get tawkos for breffus"

translation - lets get tacos for breakfast

Still not sure if he types like that or talks like that. You suck at answering questions. I bet it's annoying to your coworkers.
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8:15a, 10/17/21
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So…did OP ever end up getting tawkos for breffus?
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10:49a, 10/17/21
Was wondering about that as well.
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12:50p, 10/17/21
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Weird dude is probably wearing OPs skin Buffalo Bill style by now
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