ever crossed your mind?

uncle of mine is soon to be taking a dirt nap. Threatened my life, my mothers, and my dogs life 10 years ago. Took me longer to grow up than most and im not proud of it, but at 33 years of age, im still considering sending him off with a golden shower.

Am I still being immature? Does any of this even matter?

I'm pretty f***ing chill, so no.

I don't think your Uncle will mind since he'll be dead and all so if it makes you feel better, go for it.

Yeah, man up and piss on him now, while he knows it's happening.

I can think of someone deserving of that, but I'm too lazy to bother looking up where he is. There's also my biological father but he's still alive.

I wouldn't waste my time but then again I don't have someone I hate like that. It isn't going to change anything and **** it man the guy is about to take a dirt nap.

I'd just leave it alone.

PigInABlanket said:

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Yeah, man up and piss on him now, while he knows it's happening.

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Might as well piss on his leg while you still can

Been around here since RC was coach.


This folks is A NEW GREAT THREAD!

Never been done.

Good job sir!

If I happen by Harry Reid's resting place, i'd have the urge, but I'd never actually do it.

Id probably tell him first before he dies. What is he gonna do?

Anyone can piss on a grave. Be a hero and take a growler on it.

Bobby Petrino's Neckbrace once told me he wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire

EastSideAg2002 said:

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Anyone can piss on a grave. Be a hero and take a growler on it.

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Ehh....think of the groundskeepers.

Geralt of Rivia said:

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Bobby Petrino's Neckbrace once told me he wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire

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The drunken, old man rants and insults just make the drunken, old man apologies that much sweeter.

Walt Luddiger said:

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ever crossed your mind?

uncle of mine is soon to be taking a dirt nap. Threatened my life, my mothers, and my dogs life 10 years ago. Took me longer to grow up than most and im not proud of it, but at 33 years of age, im still considering sending him off with a golden shower.

Am I still being immature? Does any of this even matter?

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If what he did still bothers you, then he still owns you. Let it go and free yourself.

Bang his mom

Just dump a bucket of piss on him while he's still alive.

One of my goals in life is to outlive the 6th grade bully who smashed my head into a locker when I wouldn't let him cheat off me during a test. I still have a scar.

The teacher who witnessed it and thought it was funny isn't laughing anymore because she's dead.

Cactus Jack said:

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The teacher who witnessed it and thought it was funny isn't laughing anymore because she's dead.

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(Unzipping sound)

To clarify, I did not kill my teacher. Not sure what did but I saw her obituary a few years ago and it made my day.

Geralt of Rivia said:

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Bobby Petrino's Neckbrace once told me he wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire

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That's when the GB was good

I'm assuming Jerry Jones will be cremated for just this reason. If not, I'm starting a "piss on Jeruh's gave" tour that will likely sell out for years.

My wife's ex husband that recklessly killed my step son and almost my step daughter while leaving her with permanent disabilities. He also got off Scott free because the police in our town are idiots

A consultant that scammed a close family member out of a large amount of money. He also escaped legal prosecution

An overzealous cop that arrested me in college for something I was genuinely innocent of and was later dismissed after I spent thousands on a lawyer.

I'll happily make the trip to piss on their graves when any of them die.

Can't believe he threatened your dog's life. That's low.

Let your dog piss on his grave.

Maybe let it go and move on with your life like an adult.

babyshark said:

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Bang his mom

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Bang his daughter....

It's Decoration Day
And I've got a mind to go spit on his grave.
If I was a Hill, I'd have put him away
And I'd fight till the last Lawson's last living day.

Wrangler said:

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Walt Luddiger said:

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ever crossed your mind?

uncle of mine is soon to be taking a dirt nap. Threatened my life, my mothers, and my dogs life 10 years ago. Took me longer to grow up than most and im not proud of it, but at 33 years of age, im still considering sending him off with a golden shower.

Am I still being immature? Does any of this even matter?

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If what he did still bothers you, then he still owns you. Let it go and free yourself.

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You know he's dead so it doesn't do anything to him. If you've got that much anger or issues internally, you should see a counselor. Doing something like that just makes you think you feel like a bad ass but really it shows a child inside who is throwing a temper tantrum. That tantrum is your feeling insecure because you didn't do something (or enough) when he was alive.

Edit - those comments were to OP. I agree with Wrangler.

Picard said:

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Cactus Jack said:

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The teacher who witnessed it and thought it was funny isn't laughing anymore because she's dead.

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(Unzipping sound)

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Her being dead is an odd thing for you to get aroused by....

Walt Luddiger said:

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ever crossed your mind?

uncle of mine is soon to be taking a dirt nap. Threatened my life, my mothers, and my dogs life 10 years ago. Took me longer to grow up than most and im not proud of it, but at 33 years of age, im still considering sending him off with a golden shower.

Am I still being immature? Does any of this even matter?

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Lower than immature. Seek help.

Booo this man!

Walt Luddiger said:

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ever crossed your mind?

uncle of mine is soon to be taking a dirt nap. Threatened my life, my mothers, and my dogs life 10 years ago. Took me longer to grow up than most and im not proud of it, but at 33 years of age, im still considering sending him off with a golden shower.

Am I still being immature? Does any of this even matter?

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No, you may need to seek therapy if you can't let go of events from 10 years go, especially when you all but admit some culpability in that you were and apparently still are dealing with immaturity.

Wanted to piss on Lee Harvey Oswald's grave. But I figured there's cameras somewhere, so I abstained.

If this became a thing obamas grave would never dry from all the hard working people his policy jacked around pissing on it.

As for trumps it would just stay damp as most that hate him wouldnt know to squat or stand as they haven't decided what sex they want to be yet. But the line of confused people would be miles long.