https://whisper.dailydot.com/so-pete-davidson-and-kate-beckinsale-are-definitely-a-thing/

How the hell did this happen?

She's at the extreme top right of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

Wasn't this guy banging another hot chick a few years ago.

Dude punches way above his weight class. Clap clap!

She's been on my celebrity hall pass list for years. Guess I gotta find a replacement. No way in hell I would follow thay!

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Pretend you have no idea who Pete Davidson is........ Now this looks like the best make a wish granted ever.

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First thing I thought when I saw the pic was that dude looks sickly, like an AIDS patient.

I have no idea who he is, but he must have one helluva personality. He's ugly like me

How am I supposed to know who Kate Beckinsale is without pics, OP?

https://instagr.am/p/BtIGGjVBB2n

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Bigger than Gerry/Jerry/Larry Gergich?

She is trash.

This is disappointing news. Haha.
Oh well, maybe she just likes them young and afflicted.

My wife was almost giddy to tell me about this a few weeks ago because she knows how much I dislike Davidson.

Dude looks like a hobo off the street. I'm fairly sure most posters on Texags are more attractive.

It really blows my mind.

Pete Davidson?

?noredirect

He has butthole eyes.

Best gif ever

I just saw this yesterday and I thought it was a hoax. I don't get it, not only because he looks like a punk, but he sounds like a teenage boy when he speaks. So weird and gross.

Apparently "Ugly and Barely Pubescent" is her type. Dude on the left is her 21-year-old ex who says she's so crazy he wouldn't get on that ride again.

Kate is hot but she needs a bigger rack.
She'a probably an A cup, and needs to be a minimum of B to be hot, and C to be very hot.

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Kate is hot but she needs a bigger rack.
She'a probably an A cup, and needs to be a minimum of B to be hot, and C to be very hot.

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I feel like we need a whole thread to hash out how cup sizes work.

Having Davidson in your 2019 Celebrity Death Watch is a pretty safe bet.

He's one wrong Starbuck's order away from jumping out a window.

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This is the only answer that makes any sense. I mean it must be the size of a pringles can at a minimum for that relationship to make any sense whatsoever.

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infinity ag said:

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Kate is hot but she needs a bigger rack.
She'a probably an A cup, and needs to be a minimum of B to be hot, and C to be very hot.

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I feel like we need a whole thread to hash out how cup sizes work.

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Well, I'm a man so all I care about it if it is big enough or not.

Beer Baron said:

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Apparently "Ugly and Barely Pubescent" is her type. Dude on the left is her 21-year-old ex who says she's so crazy he wouldn't get on that ride again.

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She seems like the type that needs a hyper-alpha to ever get that **** under control. Like the crazy 'roided up/super jealous/abusive type. Even then, it would just be more of a fistfight than a relationship.

infinity ag said:

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Kate is hot but she needs a bigger rack.
She'a probably an A cup, and needs to be a minimum of B to be hot, and C to be very hot.

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Did you even look at the gif of her in the bra/panties above this post? That's not an A cup.

A cup

Yeah, I'm not into chicks but she's off-the-charts attractive, IMO. She must also be off-the-charts crazy.

Someone that's not on mobile post the snl teacher has sex with student skit.

Theory: She's a pedo.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Theory: She's a pedo.

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If their genders were reversed would you say the same thing? Maybe her idea of a hot guy id the same as it was when she was 20-something. Just like some guys... probably most guys.

Yes.

She's 45, her ex is 21.

So the equivalent would be Christian Bale dating Maisie Williams. (Arya from GoT)

The writing would be on the wall and he would rightly be called out as a creep.

I have always been a big fan. She is smokin'. But after the pictures of her tonguing that guy; I can not look at her the same again.

Her new show Widow must suck and she is trying her damnedest to get some pub for it/her.

Brian Earl Spilner said:

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Yes.

She's 45, her ex is 21.

So the equivalent would be Christian Bale dating Maisie Williams. (Arya from GoT)

The writing would be on the wall and he would rightly be called out as a creep.

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I'm sure he's been in all those movies and pulled in all that cash to pull down age-appropriate tail with similar interests and concerns as him, maybe with her own level of success in business, academic, or arts fields. Maybe she doesn't fill out a swimsuit like a 21-year-old, and her sex drive is hit-or-miss, but they can still have nice conversations over breakfast and then walk over to the dog park.

Right?

I'm just as disgusted by Ms. Beckinsale's judgement, but I guess that's just her weird middle-aged thing. And she IS in fact hot enough to pull down whatever guys she feels like throwing any energy into.