No, I specifically avoided that phrase.

JoeAggie5 said:

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I thought I was pure gold. Left work early to surprise her ( i don't normally do) and make sure house was clean (i always help with that) because I knew she was out and about with kids. Got her some jewelry (do on occasion), chocolate, and wrote a note - which made her happy cry (thinking I'm so in). Made dinner for the kids, ordered food to go for her and I, kids watch a movie while we have dinner, kids asleep (i put them to bed-which I always do, and I'm fine with it) by 8:00ish....she was asleep by 8:15ish.

So yeah I drank and played Madden.

Can anyone beat that?

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Damn. Your girlfriend will appreciate the effort Joe.

TxAggieGirl08 said:

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Husband had a great Valentine's... while he was in the shower I lit a candle, got "dolled up" (redid makeup, put on some fake eyelashes and changed out of my SAHM uniform)... when he got out, I slid some of these "kinky vows" under the door... Thanks for the adviceHey friends and colleagues, refer me to artists that I should be hiring for RPG, book cover, or children's illustrations., I didn't spend a dime and I'm sure it was one of his best Valentine's... although, we did chicken instead of steak for dinner, so maybe next year I'll step up my game.

Back to changing diapers and reconciliations.


Link in case you want to order some:
https://www.amazon.com/Little-Genie-Kinky-Vows-Erotic/dp/B004HCEVMA?th=1

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Which of the associated recommended items did you buy?

JoeAggie5 said:

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I thought I was pure gold. Left work early to surprise her ( i don't normally do) and make sure house was clean (i always help with that) because I knew she was out and about with kids. Got her some jewelry (do on occasion), chocolate, and wrote a note - which made her happy cry (thinking I'm so in). Made dinner for the kids, ordered food to go for her and I, kids watch a movie while we have dinner, kids asleep (i put them to bed-which I always do, and I'm fine with it) by 8:00ish....she was asleep by 8:15ish.

So yeah I drank and played Madden.

Can anyone beat that?

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Ags: Your problem was you went full beta. Everybody knows you never go full beta. Not if you want to get laid.

Joe: What do you mean?

Ags: Left work early? Okay. Brought her home some jewelry? Romantic. That **** will get you laid. Follow it up by telling her to get it she has to come to bed wearing the necklace and only the necklace. Brought home dinner? Perfect, by itself. Tell her the dinner is to make sure she has the energy to go to pound town after the kids are in bed. You put the kids to bed? Great! You're a thoughtful husband. Every night? You just crossed the line into full on Beta. Write her a romantic note telling her how much you love her? Wonderful. did she tell you how awesome of a husband and father you are? No? Beta.
Each of those things are great on their own. But here's a question: what did she get you?

You fed her. Told her she was the ***** Did every single one of her nightly tasks. You did it without being asked and.......She didn't get you jack *****

What you just told her was that she had the night off... simply because she was awesome and that you were so grateful to her for being so star spangled awesome that she didn't have to do jack **** for you.

By itself any one of those things get you laid. Put Together they might still get you a reach around if you follow it up with a good smack on the ass or talk dirty to her. But you just went full on Mr. Mom and you expected to get laid? Dude.

You just went full beta.

This thread is so awkward.

What's reddit?

I don't think you know what womansplaining means

713nervy said:

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I don't think you know what womansplaining means

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When a woman attempts to tell a man how his brain works and what the motivations behind his various thoughts, words and actions are; in spite of the fact that her interpretations are based in her own hyper-sensitive paranoia; whilst his explanation is based on the fact that he knows what he meant better than she does.

Okay, maybe you do.

This post somehow didn't give me the heeby jeebies like many of the others did. It lacked the animal-in-heat / demeaning qualities that the others embodied. Thanks for that!

713nervy said:

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This post somehow didn't give me the heeby jeebies like many of the others did. It lacked the animal-in-heat / demeaning qualities that the others embodied. Thanks for that!

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Glad I could help!

713nervy said:

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Okay, maybe you do.

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Love you

Smithjg said:

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One year I took the wife to Houston and stayed at a nice hotel downtown with a spa for Valentine's Day. I set her up for a massage, pedicure, the works.

That night when we went out to dinner, she put on a skirt and jacket that I really liked, (the skirt was pretty short!), Just before we got out of the car, she slips the skirt off and walks in with me in just the jacket! The jacket was a little long, but long enough to barely cover her butt.

She was 32 then, and working really hard to please me. It worked! Then, as we sat down for dinner, she went to the restroom, when she came back, she handed me her panties. Holy carp, I couldn't eat fast enough!

On the way back to the hotel she thanked me, then at the room, thanked me again a couple of times..... best Valentines gift I ever got!

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That's HOT! This has helped my Monday. Please, go on...

Smithjg said:

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One year I took the wife to Houston and stayed at a nice hotel downtown with a spa for Valentine's Day. I set her up for a massage, pedicure, the works.

That night when we went out to dinner, she put on a skirt and jacket that I really liked, (the skirt was pretty short!), Just before we got out of the car, she slips the skirt off and walks in with me in just the jacket! The jacket was a little long, but long enough to barely cover her butt.

She was 32 then, and working really hard to please me. It worked! Then, as we sat down for dinner, she went to the restroom, when she came back, she handed me her panties. Holy carp, I couldn't eat fast enough!

On the way back to the hotel she thanked me, then at the room, thanked me again a couple of times..... best Valentines gift I ever got!

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So she had dinner with you in only a top/jacket?

Not sure I believe this story, but credit where it is due... It's a great story.

Smithjg said:

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One year I took the wife to Houston and stayed at a nice hotel downtown with a spa for Valentine's Day. I set her up for a massage, pedicure, the works.

That night when we went out to dinner, she put on a skirt and jacket that I really liked, (the skirt was pretty short!), Just before we got out of the car, she slips the skirt off and walks in with me in just the jacket! The jacket was a little long, but long enough to barely cover her butt.

She was 32 then, and working really hard to please me. It worked! Then, as we sat down for dinner, she went to the restroom, when she came back, she handed me her panties. Holy carp, I couldn't eat fast enough!

On the way back to the hotel she thanked me, then at the room, thanked me again a couple of times..... best Valentines gift I ever got!

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So recap.....wife was ovulating on V-Day and we don't use a goalie. She said if she told me I would of jumped on her like a dog in heat, which is true. She has since rectified the V-Day massacre.

What's ovulating?

A word to be feared.

Stop the mansplaining!!