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Strip mall soup-and-sandwich chain Panera is gearing up to deploy an audacious new dish that is already making the internet go haywire.

The Double Bread Bowl is an oblong mini-baguette with two hollow troughs that can be filled with either soup or mac and cheese and, seriously, at least one of these holes should be stuffed with mac and cheese, because enjoying carbohydrates is really the whole point of this dish. The chain's official announcement about this product notes that it's "ideal for sharing with your BFF, significant other, or even a co-worker." But as the crew from Jezebel points out, sharing this with another human would likely be a difficult chore. As is often the case with "shareable small plates," this creation is probably best enjoyed by one hungry diner.

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Goose said:

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That looks a little like the goop that came flowing outta that fella's knee in the pimple-popper thread.

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