Sitting here taking care of executive time, and someone pops a squat in the adjacent stall with their shoes turned backwards the entire time.

Wait.. that's not how everyone poops?

I'll do this now and then

EagleFordEarl said:

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Gramercy Riffs said:

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Don't you have to take your pants all the way off to do that?

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If you're not freeing at least one foot/leg from the constraints of underwear and pants during a deuce you're a savage.

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Pretty sure it's the opposite in a public RR.

If people will brush their teeth in a public bathroom, then I have no doubt they do all kinds of other weird and disgusting things.

Backwardsintoilet

oops already posted

EagleFordEarl said:

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Gramercy Riffs said:

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Don't you have to take your pants all the way off to do that?

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If you're not freeing at least one foot/leg from the constraints of underwear and pants during a deuce you're a savage.

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At work I take off my button down as well

pics or it didn't happen

EagleFordEarl said:

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Thanks. Seemed familiar but I couldn't find this.

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If you're not freeing at least one foot/leg from the constraints of underwear and pants during a deuce you're a savage.

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That just means you're dragging your pants around the floor, where the devils work is done. Gross.

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Thats what the laundry hole is for!

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Lol. I'm more like Kramer.

Gramercy Riffs said:

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Don't you have to take your pants all the way off to do that?

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One of my former coworkers did that allegedly so his pants didn't wrinkle, and he always placed his shoes neatly in front of himself on the floor. However, the restroom was designed in such a way that as soon as you walked in the door you could glance in the mirror and see sets of feet that indicated which stalls were occupied. While washing hands it was pretty funny to see the double-takes because of what initially looked like two sets of feet in one stall.

Bob Schneider has this:

Woke up in a stupor
Guess it's time to face the pooper
Sometimes I feel like superman
Sometimes I'm just recuperating

He was probably jerking off. This puts you in prime position to just point it down when the release comes. Cleanup is a piece of cake.

Landing one on the beach

mrad85 said:

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Multi-tasking perhaps?

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why haven't these been created yet? Why should I waste 2 hours a day on the can?

Would you pay extra to have a nicer public toilet??? Maybe one with lid warmers?
Tranquil music?
Special water (blue, glow in the dark sparkles, etc) ?
Maybe a soundproof stall so you can really let loose?
Imagine the possibilities???
Make your ass happy !!!!