Chinese lady taking an American name for ease of conversation.

Ruby Dong

Artabus Driver- played against him in HS, not sure of current occupation- likely in mass transit

Cash Fortune- kept scorebook for one of his HS basketball playoff games, thought it was bad handwriting until coach confirmed name

Rusty Nail- head football coach at Madisonville

I had a student whose first name was Taqueria, pronounced "Ta Quer ia" her mom thought it looked pretty

Thomas Thomas- went to school with him, nickname "T-squared"

I had a youth minister who married a woman named Candy. His last name was Land.

My 9th Grade Algebra teacher was named Dick Dickson. Insulting nicknames weren't necessary in his case.

At my last job there was an Indian woman with the first name Gagandeep.

I don't remember the last name, she tried to tell me but it sounded like her mouth was full.

This guy was the winner before Jizyah Shorts came along:

Dick Monster

w8liftr said:

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Rusty Nail- head football coach at Madisonville

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There was also a Tommy Nutt at the same time.

I worked with a guy named " Harry Bush".

If it was me, Harold would have been the preferred nomenclature, but that's just me

FancyKetchup14 said:

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At my last job there was an Indian woman with the first name Gagandeep.

I don't remember the last name, she tried to tell me but it sounded like her mouth was full.

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BJ McNutt

I knew someone with last name of Ransbottom. Sounds more like Rams Bottom.